You have to ask who have the most to gain by murdering two members of the National Guard in DC. Someone will use it as evidence that we need the military in the streets. Someone who wants the Epstein story to go away.

Here's some fucked up math to illustrate pay inequity. Elmo Musk is possibly going to become a trillionaire if his pay package is approved. This would about $500,000,000,000 over a decade. That works out to $137,000,000 per day, or $5.7 million per hour, every fucking hour for 10 years.

Today's word: Indefinitely Definition: The length of time between cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show and realizing your company lost $4,000,000,000 in market cap.

Pam Bondi informed Trump that he appeared in the Epstein files. NYT: www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07... You know, the files that Bondi said did not exist. Fire up the popcorn maker. #Bondi #Epstein #Trump

The memo calls on attorneys... to revoke a person’s United States citizenship if an individual either “illegally procured” naturalization or procured naturalization by “concealment of a material fact or by willful misrepresentation”. Bye, Girl. Gonna miss you. Take Barren with you. Read ALT text.

United Health Group has lost half its value in just under six months. CEO Andrew Witty just resigned for personal reasons. The company is under investigation for Medicare fraud. Luigi reach for comment said... "amiright?"

1773: members of Parliament passed the Tea Act to help the East India Company rebound from losses. Lesser known was that the MPs were all shareholders. So, they fucked with the market for profit. It sparked a Revolution. Now Trump is *playing* with tariffs and making a fortune from stock swings.

John Hancock, John Adams, Samuel Adams, Robert Treat Paine, four more signers of the Declaration, plus lawyer James Otis (look him up, kids, he's a hero).... all attended Harvard. Some British leaders actually blamed the Revolution on Harvard. Thank you, Harvard. Again, you are in the lead.

The state of the country today: CBS Special Report. Me shaking in my shoes -- what the fuck has happened now???!! Whew. Just another mass shooting. I thought it was going to be something *bad*! Seriously, this is what I thought.

JD Vance is furious about attacks. No, not to Josh Shapiro's home... worse. Way worse. www.mlive.com/news/kalamaz...

Here's a bad sign for Elmo and the flaming Car (soon to be a children's book). Four board members have sold over $100,000,000 in Tessler stock. No confidence in the product. abcnews.go.com/Business/tes...

All our favorite companies to hate have had a rough month. None worse, though than Tessler.

Remember when this guy dissed Tesla in 2021 by *not* inviting him to a summit of US automakers? I do. Maybe Joe knew already what we're all learning today.... that fascists don't belong in the White House.

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

DO THIS NOW. Click: democrats.org/take-action/ Volunteer. Don't anguish. Get busy.

@mayorwu.boston.gov @govmaurahealey.bsky.social Mayor Wu, Governor Healy. Please invite Tom Homan to Boston to "bring hell". Make it an outdoor event on the Common. We'll take care of the rest. Boston still know how to deal with kings and their courts.

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue LADIES & GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU…your new Deputy Director of the FBI…

From Rachel Cohen at Vox on twitter: this video of Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet is playing in the federal Department of Housing and Urban Development cafeteria this morning (per source at HUD)

Wish I had some of this shit... Bwahahaha!

Here's the Yam Tits Two Step: 1. Trump wants to turn Gaza into a Trump resort. Gazans have "no right to rebuild". 2. Hamas halts release of hostages. Questions?

Elmo cries "I never thought the leopards would eat my face!" Meanwhile, Tesla stock has fallen from $424 to $374 since President Yam Tits' inauguration. www.wired.com/story/feds-h...

Has anyone asked yet why the world's richest man *wants* a job as a bureaucrat in the Federal government? If it's not the paycheck... why? Anyone?

Dear neighbors, we are sorry…. It’s not your fault.

Have you heard about this?

Well, that didn't take very long. In case you don't recognize this dickwad from your shitty drunk cousin who pukes and pisses in your pool, this is your Secretary of Defense.

I'm sorry to make you see his face, but his actions are unacceptable. We need to unite everyone with a conscious and a backbone. We cannot tolerate this shit. #Resist

The gospel according to Saint Mariann

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Today is Squirrel Appreciation Day. Who doesn't love those destructive little fuckers? To celebrate, let's appreciate. Set your traps, hunters, here are five great recipes. georgiawildlife.blog/2018/08/26/5...

Delete you X account. Or support a Nazi. Clear choice.

HOLY FUCK! Sieg Heil Elon. A straight up Nazi salute from one of our commanders in chief. They don’t even hide it anymore.

I know we're all tuning out today, but could someone watch for us? What if we miss something exciting? Like Yam Tits choking on a hot dog. Or if...

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As we prepare for a four-year-long struggle for justice, grab a little strength from an enslaved woman.

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

Please remember that President Carter appointed more minorities and women to the bench than all previous presidents combined. He was the first President to embrace the concept of bringing racial diversity to the federal bench. A key aspect of his legacy. www.washingtonpost.com/archive/poli...

Shocked by the blatant corruption and greed in UnitedHealthCare’s Medicare Advantage scheme. You won’t believe the bonuses offered to practitioners… Excellent research by @wsj.com. Hope they lift the paywall. For those without access I will blog about this soon. 🧪 www.wsj.com/health/healt...

Republican policies in TX and coming Trump admin: attack immigrants, threaten deportation, deny abortion access. Result: More abandoned and dead babies. This from your Pro-Life Party. www.fox26houston.com/news/five-ab...