the first rule of gas leak club is i forgot what we were talking about

Continually referring to the salary as "moolah" while the interviewer gets increasingly uncomfortable

reason 43 to get into MTG: you are now friends with the maintenance guy for your apartment

ending my 30th eating chips by myself while my cat tries to steal them from me feels entirely appropriate

Happy Pride, loves. We're not going anywhere. 💙💗🤍💗💙

i am having too much fun with shaders and glsl. i really need to do actual work

miserable twink to chubby tgirl never looking back #tdov

me when i transcend the physical for the digital

vivians vivians vivians

a hot glue gun and some moxie don't always beat frigid temperatures and frequent yard saleing

ski lodge fries got me acting up

a hot glue gun and some moxie can save you hundreds of dollars

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

10 hours plane time vs no earbuds jane

i start the car. my boss selects the classic rock station. aerosmith's "dude looks like a lady" plays for the third time in an hour. i breathe a sigh of relief as the car launches off the side of a cliff

scared of the future, but this morning brought some bright moments

my natural side part has returned, revealing the true evil millennial inside me

miss'd by the spam caller. so im signing up for a second mortgage tomorrow

if you don't have an emotional support catboy, you should

dr evil voice: one MILLION miles per hour

if u can't handle me at my squidward, you don't deserve me at my spongebob

love to edge my phone battery

game update; mouse interactions and return to screen effect

Heavenly Tyrant: a book featuring god's favorite femboy crimelord concubine hacker

Never cook for your friends

working on something

this is a windows 11 hate account

the business card scene from american psycho but its transfems sharing pornography in the groupchat

i am feeling gender envy at this moment

love feeling my apartment rumble when the balatro hit big on my tv

the stench of singed hair and flesh eager hands, broken glass a lesson burnt, a lesson learnt

the united states has the most UFO sightings because we are the main characters of the universe

windows are farting again

It would hurt less if mr balatro just kept up the charade

a little industrial grade lubricant to get the gears goin in the morning never hurt anyone

I will do anything for my friends. even play sea of thieves.

miku is just jesus for zillenials

does anyone have any silly pill organizer suggestions. Im letting peer pressure win

cw: reclaimed f-slur cooking once more

dune prophecy is possibly a greater let down than my own father

me after 1 drink

I will be so powerful when my ipl device arrives. My razor will nearly be out of a job soon

nooo mr. frodo don’t throw the ring into the fire, it will destroy sauron who is just trying to get to an investor conference

sam, clutching frodo after shelob: don't go where i cannot follow 😭 frodo: *hides ticket for the last boat to valinor*

new bottom surgery just dropped

imagine dying and your companies stock price rises a significant percent lol

i cannot allow you before king theoden so armed, gandalf greyhame

kingler put em away omg 😳