nice! 🎮

damn, that's crazy

CBS should make me editor-in-chief and it will be 24 hours nonstop coverage about arcane menswear rules no one knows or cares about

Millennials/Gen Z Ima hold your hand when I say this: Host more parties/kickbacks/hangs at your place I KNOW BUT! consider 1) forces you to socialize 2) AND THIS IS THE BIG ONE forces you to clean

Uber Eats will have you ordering food from a spot you'd never step foot in 🙄

definitely the type of person you must let know I'm on speaker phone IMMEDIATELY

We have reached the “begging us to come back” stage of X’s decline

Anyway its the game awards tonight *sad kazoo noises*

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the internet every time a company tries this…

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end of an era

Morning.

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Chipotle codes go fast, watch the stream if you want a chance at all twitch.tv/evo

all gone 😒

Every online space is now a casino that has been rigged against you

new week new energy same dreams but even closer now

This "process" is going to end with Trump being awarded the 2025 Netflix Peace Prize

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I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend

yes, I agree. 8am is a good time to fire up the wood chipper and get to chipping some wood. don't forget to add some chainsaw! excellent choice 😘🤌🏾

When I repost myself

words have a frequency tone has a frequency silence has a frequency communication is a divine practice

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named my new smart toothbrush Brusher Rhymes… until I think of a better one 🤔

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watching this in black and white only

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if you ate a costco hotdog, you may be entitled to compensation

Why didn’t Trump order flags to be flown at half staff for National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom like he did for Charlie Kirk? 🤔

we don't quote movies like that anymore. unless memes and gifs have replaced quoting a movie and making references 🤔

I ain’t got no woot woot on my phone

you're not that full… it's just gas 🙃

think that's enough black Friday shopping for one night 🙃

Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️

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you all gave me a place to get my Twitter fix and with that, thankful for you, all of you on @bsky.app #HappyThanksgiving

does @bsky.app have polls yet? is it in the works?

still need to see One Battle After Another

Die Hard (1988)

feels like 2025 is trying to end on a cliffhanger 🥴

everyone else uses AI to help them do really cool advanced things and all I use it for is to help me make better (personalized) memes 🤷🏾‍♂️

mother off resumes January 11

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