Delicious to me

Calling all the PhDs I know to make monumental annoyances of themselves (and honestly, who better)

“We’ve invented a machine that will save money because we’ll be able to fire millions of people and not have to pay them.” “How much have you spent on it?” “Oh, hundreds of times what we’d have actually saved.”

“We’ve invented a machine the destroys our own planet, drives inequality and the rise of global fascism, destroys truth and veracity, undermines all of human achievements in knowledge, science, medicine, arts and culture. And frankly we’re upset that you’re not that into it and call us names.”

The idea that a U.S. president would threaten to invade Greenland because Norway didn’t give him a Nobel Prize is pathetic. This has nothing to do with foreign policy. It’s a president acting like a narcissistic spoiled child because his feelings got hurt. Unacceptable.

I keep finding so many things men do to adhere to some ridiculous rules of masculinity under patriarchy and while, like, I "get it", and I DO feel bad that they feel they have to do this... it is so fucking funny for grown adult men to still be doing this ridiculous shit to seem more manly

since my voice dropped I've started noticing how many men intentionally speak in a fake deep voice I'm all for voice training. This however is men badly and amateurishly pretending to "naturally" have a "sexy masculine man voice" cause they're insecure and that's funny

"granddad why are you so good at sewing" "see kid, when I was young, our clothes were hand-sewn by underpaid stressed out workers in asia, and the quality sucked ass. So I had to learn how to fix my own clothes if I wanted to own and wear a pair of jeans for more than a year."

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

You may be concerned about the jackbooted thugs kidnapping your neighbors and taking them to torture camps, but with $5 now I can send you ten more texts asking you for money with a vaguely concerned tone

An alle, die noch FFP2-Masken tragen: Wo kauft ihr eure FFP2-Masken?

Beautiful map of the day: NASA/USAF Lunar Chart #60 “Julius Caesar,” which is where Apollo 11 landed, and which also sounds like the name of a very expensive horse

#ThisIsWhatCommunityLooksLike! Here's another view showing feds being chased from Wrecktangle Pizza, which later raised $83K to support affected families.

Video of federal agents getting run out of Lyn Lake this afternoon. Agents drop a gas can at the end and someone kicks it back at them.

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

keep reading "fuck you I'm old I can do what I want now" like it's a line from killing in the name

the fluff on double coated animals is off the wall dude I love it

looove love love when old ladies with naturally white hair dye it pastel pink. it's giving "fuck you I'm old I can do what I want now"

Block block block.

Frage an trans Peeps (und alle anderen die sie beantworten können): brauche ich für eine Hysterektomie noch was außer einer Indikation? Angenommen ich bin Selbstzahler*in oder hab die Kostenübernahme mit der Krankenkasse schon abgeklärt.

"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car" "His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."

Irgendein armes Schwein aus Mississippi, das nur der US-Armee beigetreten ist, um mal eine Zahnbehandlung zu bekommen, wird im Frühjahr ’26 im Grönland-Krieg bei der Schlacht um Sisimiut von einem EU-ausgebildeten Eisbären zerfetzt; zeitgleich twittert sein Präsident, dass Ristet Hotdog schwul macht

One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com

“Omg they blocked me over a joke.” I’ll block anyone, idec. I’d block my mother if she sent an emoji I didn’t like. I never developed object permanence I wouldn’t even miss her.

Russland findet die "bewaffnete Aggression" der USA im Ausland "verwerflich". Keine Pointe.

Froschlaich ist eher Tapioka als Boba oder?

when Duolingi launched a chess ai I was taken aback cause why would you waste resources just willy nilly like that on a chess bot that can talk. Yeah it's just a regular chess bot with a couple pre set voice lines. It's not remotely an ai.

"Draußen ist es schrecklich. Tag und Nacht werden die armen Menschen weggeschleppt (...) Die Familien werden auseinandergerissen, Männer, Frauen und Kinder. Es kommt vor, daß Kinder ihre Eltern nicht mehr finden, wenn sie von der Schule nach Hause kommen..." Anne Frank, Tagebucheintrag 13.1.1943

US-Vizepräsident JD Vance sieht vor, dass die ICE-Mitarbeiter von "Tür zu Tür" gehen sollen, um die Dokumente der Menschen zu prüfen. Gleichzeitig genießen sie laut ihm "voll Immunität". An was erinnert euch das?

my ai pet peeve is that half the time the "ai" is a learning algorithm or just a basic ass bot being labeled "ai" cause it's trendy. Not every learning algorithm is generative ai, not every bot is an LLM. add to that that we don't even actually HAVE true "artificial intelligence" (far as I know)

ich wünschte Haustürgeschäfte wären einfach verboten. Ich hatte nur EIN einziges Mal jemand der NICHT aufdringlich war, mir ein Pyramid Scheme andrehen wollte, impliziert hat si*er sei von den Stadtwerken oder dem Ordnungsamt, mich misgendert oder ne sexistische Bemerkung abgelassen hat. EIN MAL.

another "would you rather go to a party or a library" nitpick: big libraries with a couple hundred people all desperatedly trying to be quiet feel way louder than clubs with booming music. On the other hand I'm much less likely to have physical contact with sweaty drunk people at a library.

DFG erlaubt Einsatz von KI in der Begutachtung. Wenn wir jetzt noch die AI dazu kriegen, die komplette Forschung zu machen, haben wir den Menschen komplett von der Last des Forschungsprozzeses befreit und er kann sich komplett auf wichtige Dinge wie Reisekostenerstattungsanträge konzentrieren.

wearing a pink bag over my shoulder and suddenly all the men entering the washroom gotta re-check the door sign lol

ADHS ist ein Jahr brauchen um zwei E-Mails zu schreiben

I knew patchy beards were a thing but I didn't kmow my beard would come in one random patch at a time like a puzzle

Russland droht offen, man könne sich die Entführung des deutschen Bundeskanzlers vorstellen. So eine entfesselte "Recht des Stärkeren" Weltordnung hat es seit Jahrhunderten nicht mehr gegeben. Merkt ihr eigentlich, wie heftig der weltpolitische Vulkan gerade brodelt, auf dem wir alle sitzen?

"oh yeah my body just does that" club

istg Laub kehren und Schnee schaufeln sind anstrengender als jeder Sport der Welt ich krieg so hohen Puls dass mir schwindelt

Hosting the hacked profiles at "Okstupid.lol" is, I have to say, pretty funny

"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."

divable 10m deep salt water aquarium. Viewing windows at different heights. (cause a 10m fully glass aquarium is way too risky)

if you could have one absolutely ridiculous thing in your house, money is no issue, what would you add?

Leavitt: “Venezuela should have known better than to walk through this neighborhood wearing that much oil.“

He legit just pardoned the president of Honduras for drug trafficking but now Maduro is going to stand trial for “narco terrorism.” This all makes a lot of sense and definitely isn’t about oil.

Does this mean that a foreign country can bomb the US, kidnap Trump and his wife, and let him stand trial in their own country? For crimes against humanity? Anybody?

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Seit gestern sind ca 5000 unterschriften dazugekommen. Nur noch gut 12.000 to go!

Die USA haben vor etwa 6 Stunden zunächst Caracas bombardiert und eigenen Meldungen zufolge Maduro entführt und bereits angeklagt. www.zeit.de/politik/ausl...