Me locked up in Alcatraz for not paying the tariff on my Godzilla movie download: “Well at least women’s swimming is safe again.”

A Monday reminder, the U.S. is too busy “fall of Rome-ing” right now for you to give a shit what anybody thinks about you. Be as cringe as you wanna be. Be free.

Go to hell

If you’re in Wisconsin, vote today for Susan Crawford. There are also two special elections in Florida’s 1st and 6th districts. Let’s show Elon our country isn’t for sale.

I have zero regrets about this $3 investment from Five Below

If you see this, post what’s in your gameboy “Yup, there’s your answer, fish bulb!”

On the bright side, every new day brings us that much closer to reading Trump’s obituary.

78 year old dementia patient shouts for two hours that Transgender Joe Biden needs to be stopped at the border.

People need to come to terms with the fact that you’re becoming out of touch with even things you care about.

*Colin Kaepernick kneels* White nationalist: “THIS IS UN-AMERICAN AND AN ATTACK ON OUR WAY OF LIFE!” *Elon Musk does Nazi salute on inauguration day* White nationalist: “HE HAS AUTISM! The woke libs are so insensitive. Also, what bad things have Nazi’s ever done really? Prove it.”

Honestly, I trust people who actually WANT to be alive, far less than people who wish they were dead.

Top 4 workout jams tonight:

Elon Musk is a cuck (slur). To be one of the richest men in the world and still need so much approval and reassurance is so unbelievably and indescribably pathetic that it’s disgusting and embarrassing.

HOLY BUCKETS NEW SHIRT DESIGNS! You can find these in the Kamehamayhem store right now! Check these out now at the link in bio. I’ll be retiring some older shirt designs too to make room for new ones!

show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies

I was saving this for a special occasion, but it’s been one year of a month so bottoms up.

I’ll die on the hill that this redesign was trash.

Lists like these hurt my brain, but what is life without a little internal conflict and having to narrow yourself down to a small number of things?

I’ve finally reached a point in Final Fantasy VII Rebirth that truly reminds me of my time playing the original: Getting the brakes beat off of me so badly that I don’t even want to THINK about playing the game for awhile. 😑

Newest pickup for the collection! @gettinglostdoc.com #livetogetherdiealone

when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec

The build up and drop in “Dance Yrself Clean” by LCD Soundsystem does a full bottom to top, back to front scratch on my brain like few other songs do.

We moved on from Tron: Legacy far too quickly as a society.

Listen, I love Akira and Drive, but the Kaneda jacket is to weebs as the Drive jacket is to dude bros. Hang it up. You’re not him and I’m not sorry. 🤷🏽‍♂️

This is the only cosplay I managed to take a picture of at Isshocon yesterday. 😂 #ApeEscape

The angriest ornament of them all.

Again, a quick reminder that free countries don’t ban apps.

Just a friendly reminder that free countries don’t ban apps.

Just finished #Hysteria on Peacock and was inspired to make these #DethKrunch shirts from the show. If you like metal, 80’s/90’s campy horror, and satanic panic, I highly recommend checking it out. Oh and MF #BruceCampbell! Shirts will drop later this week in my online store in my bio!

If you’re a Star Wars fan and you’re not liking “Skeleton Crew,” I just want to apologize for the lack of joy and whimsy in your life.

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

I think we could rid the world of toxic masculinity if more people genuinely looked inside and asked themselves, “Am I a man or am I muppet?”

I invested a bunch of money into a company that makes guillotines. I'd love to get rich off of it. But not TOO rich.

Imagine being mad at me when I’m just at home like:

It is CRAZY how quickly a good mood can be ruined by seeing a Cyber Truck

Listen, I know we gotta take wins where we can get them these days, but y’all are overreacting about the McDonald’s Snack Wrap coming back.

Mark my words that MAGA and the Right will gladly pay the upcoming price increases as a result of Trump’s tariffs and call it the “price of freedom” or some other BS like that.

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

I absolutely cannot get over this photo of Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore by Annie Leibovitz from 1995. NINETEEN. NINETY. FIVE.

Absolutely in love with the Little Godzilla (Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla) pencil topper I found at comic con today! #Godzilla #LittleGodzilla #BabyGodzilla #SpaceGodzilla

If you recognize this cosplay, how are those knee joints feeling, bud?? Catch me at Blue Water International Comic Con in Port Huron, MI tomorrow as Captain N: The Game Master. #CaptainN #Nintendo #NintendoPower #Cosplay

“Gonna melt fast!” 📸: @dtjaaaam.bsky.social Figured my first post here on BlueSky should showcase the energy I’m about 😂 #sonicthehedgehog #cosplay #sonic #popsicle