I wasn't sold on the hiring but David Adelman is my coach of the year right now

One of the greatest shots of all time (luck but still)

About a year ago a friend called and asked my thoughts on Bitcoin. I told them it's a scam but exploitable if you really understand the scam. They said "I was out as soon as you said scam." A month later they texted that they bought some Bitcoin. Haven't heard from them in months.

I been an Eagles fan since 19fuckin80. For the longest time, no matter how good the was, there was always a feeling that something's gonna go wrong and they'll lose. Now they got two chips and they're the obsession of the national sports discourse. Shit is high key hilarious.

All the sports media members that been hating on the Eagles are quiet right now. Might be a good hire 🤔

Man there was a drive against the Niners where the eagles lined Devonta up in the backfield a couple of times and I thought "oh shit Patullo was sandbagging here we go." And then we got right back on that bullshit. Play calls and o-line were the biggest issues last year.

I'm so glad the Eagles didn't hire Jim Bob so we avoid all the Cooter Hurts, Brown Cooter Hurts, and Hurts Brown Cooter jokes

Lol damn

Can't even get the state propaganda arms like Fox and CBS news to report it and they lie about everything

Truly wild how regularly Musk calls for Dems to be executed

Lakers gonna trade LeBron??

Fox News thinks Nikki Minaj raps WAP. Good job you moron. Go ahead and stick a quarter in that bbl.

On the off-chance any attorneys in Ohio follow me: DM me and we’ll figure out how to get you trained ahead of this, but I gotta emphasize the mere fact of filing a 2241 petition (you’ll learn what this is!) makes a huge difference in what happens here, you can make difference

It's always "THE LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil." People always say money is the root of all evil. There's a huge difference.

Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.

Ilhan Omar is hard as bricks

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Remember Trump said Stephen Miller wants the US population at 100mil. They're not gonna get there through deportations alone. They're worried about remaining resources and want to lower the entire world population. A lot of their moves make sense thru this view.

Sean McDermott of all people should've known it was an inside job

hope democrats will support her better than they did under biden. we owe her, and minnesota, that much

video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight

ilhan omar continues to speak after a man tried attacking her and spraying her with something at a town hall event. he was tackled by people including state sen bobby joe champion. i see city council member latrisha vetaw next to her too this is a terrifying environment

Some lunatic just rushed at Ilhan Omar and sprayed her with something from a syringe while she was giving a speech..

Ice agents with accents is some wild ass shit

Spread the word and stay safe, skeets. Protect yourselves.

Kristi Noem got em in a 360??

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

A lot of people clamoring for (Black) NBA players to speak out about Minnesota. Why not NFL players? And where the hell are the Minnesota Twins players and execs? They're the most likely org to have Brown immigrants.

Anthony Edwards is out tonight against Golden St. Could be injury management. Could be he saw Steph was out and said nah. Could it be a low-key protest?

💔💔

Ghosts getting ready for the super bowl

Is this the right place?

I know Nance is old school but you can't call people snowgremlins on TV man

Denver is screwed

I forgot about Chris Broussard and what a huge piece of shit he is

Pretty Woman 2: Melania Boogaloo

"Violence is not the answer" depends on who is asking the question

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

I don’t think we should be using words like “innocent” or “US citizen” or “bystander” or things like that because — what if someone was an undocumented immigrant with a criminal record? Would they deserve this? No one deserves to be executed on the street in cold blood.

They killed a citizen a day after a massive protest. Not a coincidence.

I'm not giving any passes when this shit is over. I know you voted for this bullshit? You gonna wear it the rest of your life.

They better than me cuz if ice asks if I know cpr

Bro I fuckin dare you

If you went to a store and they asked "are you here to use our CSAM machine?" Would you keep shopping there? And what would people think if they saw you walking out of the store with the CSAM machine? Anyhoo, enjoy Twitter!

I hate when people quote tweet with all the text from the original in their quote. What is the point of this?

Indiana has to give the natty trophy to trump or face invasion

Wild how times change. Young me rooted for Miami in championship games. Years of listening to the lebatard posse has me rooting for Indifuckinana. Crazee

So Asha is single??