I can’t tell you what Skyrizi does but I’m pretty sure it’s based on a Pokémon

The only place you can actually host Hanukah is Medieval Times because how else are you gonna light candles for eight knights

See: “Developing road networks that brute-force driving as the only comfortable and convenient option.”

here's the thing, car drivers: as someone who also drives a car, I'm always conscious of being responsible if I hit someone. it's not "the gods", it's "you and me." and yeah, me having the right of way as a pedestrian IS something I take advantage of. it is in fact on you

A great example of #CarCulture. We should all stay alert to each other while traveling. But: What kind of system would desensitize us to choosing “1000lb rolling death machine[s]” as our default travel option? How’d we come to expect more vulnerable ppl to accommodate us or else? #transportation

beg bottles

If I get stuck at a pedestrian island and have to wait more than 30 seconds to finish crossing the street I’m going to start rolling message-in-a-bottles into traffic

Microsoft Teams: I need you to sign in again, don’t worry we’re cool this is just a formality MT two seconds later: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY FRIEND’S SKIN

Being a communicator ADHD means my raw writing includes more nested parentheticals than your middle school PEMDAS unit math test and more runs-ons than a subway with a short boarding window. But on the other hand you will ALWAYS know I am not an AI.

This feels like an underappreciated problem: "Of more than 700 locations sampled, 61% exceeded aquatic life thresholds set by the EPA...60% of samples blew past the accepted healthy drinking water standard."

There is no such thing as bicycle propaganda. It is exactly as much fun as you think. It makes you feel good. It is not hiding any of its challenges. It is terrible at highlighting all of its own upsides. As a movement and industry it has never needed $100million ads to try to be convincing.

No hi viz ✔️ Crossing in the middle of the road✔️ Distracted ✔️ A classic reckless pedestrian.

Checking my dog’s tag to see if she’s AI Slop or just Like This

My nuclear hot take is that every car should have an interlock device, even with no history of DUI. No concerns about disparate applications or "wealth extraction".

Does anyone instinctively avert their eyes when they see a semi truck on the road without a trailer, like I want to drive/bike defensively and monitor you but I also want to give you privacy

No one makes good decisions on 1% battery. Talk to your dog today about developing a post-Zoomies sleep plan.

What do you say when someone asks you to drive to visit them but there’s a snowstorm and no visibility and the only route runs between two mountain peaks on a perilous highway? Hard pass.

We have raised $3,315 toward our $20k goal for the 2026 #BikeBus Mini Grants. These grants go directly to existing Bike Buses, helping parent leaders cover costs, strengthen their routes, & keep the joy and consistency going for their communities. Can you help?? give.communityin.org/BikeBusWorld...

Hard to overstate this research’s value. Many ppl have genetic mutations. It’s been hard to test whether they may cause disease. My partner &his collabs are making tools to help significantly more ppl &their docs identify genes signaling future disease. The advance warning can save lives.

I didn’t even know Spotify rapped let alone made music

#Montreal bike shop helps unhoused people switch gears, find work Tri-Cycle’s project manager hopes the bike shop can be a springboard into the workforce for people experiencing homelessness or housing instability despite gaps in their resumés. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

USDOT has announced $1.5B in BUILD grants, with up to $25M available per project. If you live in a metro area prepping for the World Cup or Olympics, now is a great time to apply for transit & pedestrian projects! Apply by Feb. 24, 2026. Learn more → bikeleague.org/1-5-billion-...

The best part is seeing what happens when you give children a joyful way to start their day. They show up energized, confident, and connected. This is what happens when streets feel welcoming and movement is part of the morning routine. #BikeBus

Come to @wsdot.wa.gov and make social media magic with us! (I would love to see ppl applying who wanna collaborate with us on ideas involving walking/biking/rolling 👀): www.governmentjobs.com/careers/wash...

have you met my only source of serotonin:

have you met my only source of serotonin:

“I’m sure I’ll be able to go for a bike ride the morning after getting my flu and COVID shots simultaneously.” - an idiot* *me

Somewhere between ‘unconditional love’ and ‘Stockholm Syndrome’ exists ‘my dog farts in my face every time we cuddle, then acts like I did it, then leaves, and I still think she’s the most perfect animal’ sentiment.

Show me a driver begging people walking/biking to wear hazmat-level hi-viz clothing and enough LEDs to light a stadium, and I’ll show you someone who does 30mph in a school zone

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, one of the greatest comic strips of all time, was born on this day, November 18, 1985 -- December 31, 1995. And Calvin's dad remains a beacon of inspiration to cyclists everywhere.

Another reminder that a 13-year study found that protected bike-lanes led to a drastic decline in fatalities for all road users. ALL ROAD USERS. And painted bike-lanes? No safety improvement at all. For sharrows, it’s actually safer to NOT have them. Via @usa.streetsblog.org @nyc.streetsblog.org

I don’t know whose karma was good enough to give us Josh Johnson but thank you

Extremely grateful to work at a transportation agency where the answer is “yes, and we’re doing something about it.” #SafeSystemApproach #CompleteStreets #TargetZero

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

Police chief: We can’t seem to get people driving to respect speed limits and road rules Officer addicted to those hydraulic press ASMR videos: IF I MAY local12.com/news/nation-...

(Yelling at someone who coal rolled you on a ride) It’s actually legal to bike ride with traffic (they are a mile away already) even on streets that have bike lanes (you’re getting gurneyed into an ambulance) so THERE

Everyone has an essential role to play on their work team and mine is “asking ‘does [office we’re meeting at] have a shower’” 🚲

Is your community doing anything to mark World Day of Remembrance for Road Traffic Victims 11/16? If you want to host something yourself, the campaign has lots of resources here: worlddayofremembrance.org #WDoR2025 #roadsafety #transportation #washington

I fear I have become a Target Market

🚨 New guide alert! You: Planner who wants to make streets safer/more comfortable for everyone *now* Your quest: Getting thru design/planning/engineering/$$/construction/chatting w ppl about all of the above, which can take years Your new BFF: Quick-builds to trial-run projects ppl end up loving

The amazing folks at the WSDOT Active Transportation Division have released their 'quick build guide' - which includes at least a dozen quick-build projects as case studies across Washington State. This is great reading for sickos and local governments alike! wsdot.wa.gov/sites/defaul...

@bikabout.com Megan Ramey cites @tomflood.bsky.social's Revelo in the Quick Builds Guide training from WSDOT: "Quick Builds build community trust and give our leaders political courage to champion safe streets and make larger investments."

Always awesome to see work out in the world and being used by such fantastic people!

Labu-BOO! Remember that the scariest thing on the road tonight should be a child dressed as a pop culture reference you’re too old to understand. Be extra cautious driving today, and keep an eye out for trick-or-treaters. Happy Halloween!

This Halloween, let costumed trick or treaters be the only scary travelers. Look out for kids when you walk, bike, roll or connect with transit. Drive responsibly or don’t drive at all.

This Halloween, let costumed trick or treaters be the only scary travelers. Look out for kids when you walk, bike, roll or connect with transit. Drive responsibly or don’t drive at all.

let’s go on a tour of my home! this is where the dog puked in the living room. this is where the dog puked in the kitchen. this is

“If Amazon achieves its automation goal, ‘one of the biggest employers in the United States will become a net job destroyer, not a net job creator.’” @zombiewretch.bsky.social www.theverge.com/news/803257/...