on second thought maybe it was a mistake to put obvious morons in charge of everything

The only difference between Elon and this guy is your federal tax dollars

Not sure I’ve ever laughed harder or longer than I did watching Borat in a theater full of college kids

This is pretty much how it works when you take your dog to the vet and sure maybe sometimes you go the cheaper route because it’s a dog and not your mom but it’s still expensive as hell

The alt text is perfection

I love this

Lack of accountability is dangerous says the guy with a lifetime appointment

100% - your job as a parent is to keep your kids safe and healthy and teach them how to be themselves without being an asshole

Found the anthem we need

100% of people who get smallpox never get infected again

Can’t wait for the day that watching childhood favorite movies with my kid collides head on with the fact that I only ever watched the edited for TV versions of at least half of them

Not sure if the fact that it took almost 250 years to prove them right is a positive or another marker of how the worst people are more and more influential

Thinking of how internet dependent modern travel planning is and even though my childhood trips involved a lot of Holiday Inns and Pizza Hut it’s honestly incredible that my parents ever pulled off anything more complicated than a day at the beach

TIL that the person who went through college talking about all the fun nights they passed up to study for the MCAT and how dedicated they were to becoming a doctor and saving lives is a PA who created an “aesthetic concierge service” med spa and it’s honestly perfect

99% sure our 9yo has Santa figured out but he’s not giving up anything no matter how many leading questions we ask. It’s a month long game of chicken that ends with us doing everything short of walking directly into his room carrying the presents on Christmas Eve

Going to steal this for the next time I have a student or resident with me at the hospital #MedSky

All that time and money for something that writes shitty knockoff Chuck Norris memes

In college “don’t go to the comments section, it’s a cesspool” was a top five rule for going online without hating it and now 20 years later the whole internet is one big comments section and I can confidently say the rule still applies

I will say it again; the Democrats need openly create a list of civil servants called the Dirty Dozen that will be subject to impeachment in 2026, The Constitution provides that “… all civil Officers of the United States” are subject to removal from office upon impeachment.”

New daily affirmation

The best case scenario is that someone who says this only sees the 20-somethings who play teenagers on TV and has no idea what a typical 15 yo looks like

I’m not saying I control the weather, but I’m pretty sure we’d have at least four inches this morning if I hadn’t gotten the snowblower ready last night

Genuinely excited for the inflatable frogs to start waving sandwiches at ICE agents

Colin Robinson is absolutely feasting off all these TV hits he’s been getting

Too many gift guides out there for people who have everything and not nearly enough for people who hate everything

Just $3 more than a banana

Dinner doesn’t turn into mac and cheese and chicken nuggets every night unless someone agrees to cook it

Tapping the sign so hard my finger hurts- You either score 100% or we look at if it’s safe for you to live by yourself

Skeleton family portrait

@wisdems.org this is a great idea

We can all have nice things and all it would take is stopping a handful of people from hoarding literally unspendable amounts of money

Mind boggling to me that the completely skipped Dino-Riders when they started making movies based on toys from the 80s. If this picture was your entire pitch the studio should still give you an eight figure budget

Best way to restore meritocracy is by ignoring experts

You could even say I’d be happy to pay a little more - some kind of premium payment - to the government to ensure everyone has healthcare

Not decisional, no POA

For everyone else on #MedSky who assumed cardiac age was made up, it actually exists pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... is the oldest paper I found. It looks like it went nowhere until someone decided cardiac age was a thing AI could do tl;dr ChatGPT read the president’s ECG

You don’t want to be a rockstar in your career. That gets you extra work for the same pay or promotions until you’re not doing the things you liked about the job. You want to be an underground sensation - great at doing something you like with a small fanbase that truly appreciates you

I cannot accept the premise here. You either want real cheese and no artificial dyes or you want Cheetos

This post is the exact center on the Venn diagram of medical, legal, and political accounts I follow

So staggeringly difficult that NASA did it ~repeatedly~ 50+ years ago with less technology than I’m using to type this

Feeling pretty dumb right about now for laughing when RFK said sugar was poison

#MedPeds hospitalist here My salary is way less than it could be bc I’m in academics and 50% comes from peds There are specialists on both sides who think I’m an overpaid resident But they all call me when a patient has more than one problem and I genuinely like my job, so I’m not going anywhere

Somehow both happy and depressed that this is a better outcome than I was ready for

None of these kids grew up to have chronic diseases because they all went flying through windshields

Ending vaccine mandates is actually a brilliant plan to put an end to guns being the #1 cause of death for kids

For the healthcare conspiracy RFK thinks is making everyone sick to be real every doctor, medical specialty, professional society, and licensing board would have to be in on it and none of those groups agree on anything Except vaccines. We all agree vaccines work

November 2025: Florida announces closure of all public bathrooms and sewage processing facilities, “Floridians will no longer be subjected to the tyranny of public health officials who claim to know the best way to handle human waste. Who are we to tell you where you should shit?”

This is like saying using insulin contributes to people with diabetes needing to have their toes amputated