neighbors’ german shepherd keeps showing up at our house and i am the exact opposite of a dog person, but. she’s basically just a big cat who likes fetch, and she’s creepily smart, and i just want to NO NOPE NOOOOOO THE CATS WOULD EAT ME NO NO NO NO NO

went outside to get a jump on shoveling. …oh no.

It's that day again. Try and have a good one. 🦉

upstairs tree, downstairs tree 🥰

christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)

in case anyone is really craving chaos (of dubious quality), here’s 217k of 2013-era hockey rpf nonsense archiveofourown.org/works/932868...

this christmas, remember to jingle ALL the way. nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

heated rivalry is making me feel actually insane and also like i miss hockey so bad i wanna gnaw my own arm off so like actually truly insane

watching the red king and feeling fucking plagiarized lol what the hell

some odd-numbered year i will not leave renewing my clinical license until the absolute last goddamn minute. this odd-numbered year is not that odd-numbered year.

people bookmarking shit on ao3 just whole-assing their freak. i see you.

nothing like discovering a big fat html error in a thing i posted almost a year and a half ago 🫠

crashing @lauratoday.bsky.social’s swanky bartending gig

in another universe…where i’m a line cook

ok so i’ve listened to s1-4 of the magnus archives so many times. many many. so. SO many. (pity s5 never actually happened. 🙃) i finally just started the magnus protocol. i’ve managed 8 minutes of ep1. and i…think this is what an out of body experience feels like. (mostly positive…?)

do you guys know about the jawbone of St Anthony

had this #unholyverse piece sitting unfinished in my procreate drafts for literal years, but this is me trying to post more art (and feel less wildly self conscious ha ha). #mcrfanart #mcr #gerardway

first snow of the year!

view from the evening chainsaw party

happy oak moon to all who celebrate. good luck with your summonings, etc. 🍂 🌕

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.

Today is an absolute rebuke of anti-transgender politics, and a real sign that the anti-trans panic is fading. From VA Gov to Loudoun County to New Jersey to New York City and Pennsylvania, anti-trans Republicans are falling left and right.

@jordanlhawk.bsky.social theorizing about book 5, tell us if we’re warm 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🐙

the therapist character in department q is hands down the best portrayal of a therapist in media i can think of??? actual icon, tbh.

sexy how do i add a new clinician to an existing practice with aetna 😑🔫

okay, WEAPONS, THO??? sooo glad i knew nothing going in wtf

literally just assigned a full listen of bullets as therapy homework for a client and this is it this is why i went to grad school.

this weekend’s between-house-projects media marathon is slasher themed (for research purposes, or…smthng), and GODDAMN if the i know what you did last summer reboot didn’t wildly exceed expectations and kick entire ass?!??!!! no notes.

this series is SOOOO FUNNNNN! to celebrate i’m re-posting fan art i did for it a million years ago (2020) that i’m still pretty happy with. 🌿 (literally any excuse to draw tentacles AND plants tyvm 🖤)

things i meant to do today: draw work on story outline maybe bake return deck sander rental what i’ve done today: sit in bed under an electric blanket mainlining found footage horror. and return the deck sander rental. oops.

the heated blanket is ON.

[heavy breathing]

today was a DAY OF POWER TOOLS. sanded the deck for repainting and then chainsawed down the weed trees obstructing our view, just in time for sunset.

good evening. she’s perfect. 💕

just casually checking my follower lists in hopes that the current person screaming their way through goth gothic’s comment sections feels like showing up, day…700-whatever.

oh goddammit i think i just decided i need to start doing halloween costumes again.

aaahhhhh just hired a new employee for the first time in 4 years, totally unplanned, just kind of happened, I AM SURE THIS WILL BE FINE AND EVERYTHING WILL GO FINE. 🫠 rip my ongoing attempts to just casually pretend i don’t have a day job.

finally hitting the new hayley williams album while i’m re-finishing the deck and this job is gonna take a thousand years bc i keep having to turn off the sander to SCREAM WITH GLEE.

new writing project means mainlining slashers and 80’s teen movies and romy and michelle’s high school reunion. no way this ends badly.

watch me blast into the theater so hard i leave skid marks

i have like six things i need to be working on, but i spent 11 hours in a car yesterday talking through this slasher au i’ve been thinking about for months and now i’m in gdocs throwing up an outline and i NEED SOMEONE TO HIT ME WITH A NEWSPAPER.

it is Chest Piece Day and i am Afraid.

DAY THREEEEEE!!!! i would like to thank whichever millennial scene god loves me specifically and organized that gym class/cobra/academy lineup that fUCKING SLAPPED SO FUCKING HARD WHAT THE FUCK

pre-gaming with some arts n crafts😵‍💫#riotfest

i have something to add 🙃🧟🧈🖤

what’s uppppp riot fest 🖤😎🖤

SHRIEK!!!! i’ll just be hanging from the ceiling hyperventilating for the next month NO BIG DEAL. (seriously, if you’re into spooky eldritch gay stuff - and if you follow me you probably are, right??? - GO READ THIS SERIES. and the widdershins series it’s spun off from. you’re welcome.) 🐙🖤

welcome to indiana.

what if - hear me out here - i just threw myself into the fucking creek ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️