sexy how do i add a new clinician to an existing practice with aetna 😑🔫

okay, WEAPONS, THO??? sooo glad i knew nothing going in wtf

literally just assigned a full listen of bullets as therapy homework for a client and this is it this is why i went to grad school.

this weekend’s between-house-projects media marathon is slasher themed (for research purposes, or…smthng), and GODDAMN if the i know what you did last summer reboot didn’t wildly exceed expectations and kick entire ass?!??!!! no notes.

this series is SOOOO FUNNNNN! to celebrate i’m re-posting fan art i did for it a million years ago (2020) that i’m still pretty happy with. 🌿 (literally any excuse to draw tentacles AND plants tyvm 🖤)

things i meant to do today: draw work on story outline maybe bake return deck sander rental what i’ve done today: sit in bed under an electric blanket mainlining found footage horror. and return the deck sander rental. oops.

the heated blanket is ON.

[heavy breathing]

today was a DAY OF POWER TOOLS. sanded the deck for repainting and then chainsawed down the weed trees obstructing our view, just in time for sunset.

good evening. she’s perfect. 💕

just casually checking my follower lists in hopes that the current person screaming their way through goth gothic’s comment sections feels like showing up, day…700-whatever.

oh goddammit i think i just decided i need to start doing halloween costumes again.

aaahhhhh just hired a new employee for the first time in 4 years, totally unplanned, just kind of happened, I AM SURE THIS WILL BE FINE AND EVERYTHING WILL GO FINE. 🫠 rip my ongoing attempts to just casually pretend i don’t have a day job.

finally hitting the new hayley williams album while i’m re-finishing the deck and this job is gonna take a thousand years bc i keep having to turn off the sander to SCREAM WITH GLEE.

new writing project means mainlining slashers and 80’s teen movies and romy and michelle’s high school reunion. no way this ends badly.

watch me blast into the theater so hard i leave skid marks

i have like six things i need to be working on, but i spent 11 hours in a car yesterday talking through this slasher au i’ve been thinking about for months and now i’m in gdocs throwing up an outline and i NEED SOMEONE TO HIT ME WITH A NEWSPAPER.

it is Chest Piece Day and i am Afraid.

DAY THREEEEEE!!!! i would like to thank whichever millennial scene god loves me specifically and organized that gym class/cobra/academy lineup that fUCKING SLAPPED SO FUCKING HARD WHAT THE FUCK

pre-gaming with some arts n crafts😵‍💫#riotfest

i have something to add 🙃🧟🧈🖤

what’s uppppp riot fest 🖤😎🖤

SHRIEK!!!! i’ll just be hanging from the ceiling hyperventilating for the next month NO BIG DEAL. (seriously, if you’re into spooky eldritch gay stuff - and if you follow me you probably are, right??? - GO READ THIS SERIES. and the widdershins series it’s spun off from. you’re welcome.) 🐙🖤

welcome to indiana.

what if - hear me out here - i just threw myself into the fucking creek ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

september sunrise 🧡

women flirting with my wife: aw I get it girl this is just how it is having a hot wife 🩷 men flirting with my wife: 1 are u stupid 2 are u ready to die

who has read my stuff and feels like helping me with a project?? (that i may or may not crash out of at…some point lol) i need character reference pictures! like, the ones you picture when you read goth gothic, specifically, but i’m happy for any. just label which is which. 🫠🙃😗

her favorite part of the morning

if i’m shamelessly self-promoting, here’s my ongoing funsies project. if you’ve read the witch fic (beautiful, graceful, tragically academic. loves poetry & late nights), or goth gothic (cursed. angry. reads rilke and burns stuff for fun), this is their idiot little bro who eats crayons. #fic #mcr

my masterlist is a mess atm, so HERE HAVE THE THREAD SPECIFICALLY FOR THE (completed) GOTH GOTHIC TRILOGY! 😎 it’s a giant mashup of all my favorite horror tropes. found footage! cults! ghosts! absolutely bananapants folklore! too many dnd references! arthurian horror??? TREES. #fic #mcr #frerard

reposting myself because it’s spooky gay season and everyone needs some spooky gay content. which is debatably seasonal. #fic #mcr

fall is falling y’all 🖤

not really on socials these days, so dm me if you want my attention and i’ll see it.

in the club and some guy just came over to tell me i look like shane from the l word so i’m here to say i’ve officially made it bye

decent face day 😎

the weekend of crown moulding has arrived

the home owner learning curve is fucking weird, y’all. this week i have learned: - that our drive turns into a literal sheet of ice. - that we forgot our snow shovel in chicago. - a whole lot about crown moulding. - trash bins that blow off the mountain have to be reported stolen. wind crimes.

throwing some of my old #themsgnusarchives stuff on a new platform for shits and gigs bc i’m back on my bullshit and why not i guess #tma various thoughts on martin blackwood from 2020

today i look very cute.

today we (you and me) get to paint a ceiling. yaaaayyyyy. fit check.

attn cop who pulled me over and issued a “reckless driving” citation bc i was going 43 in a 35 zone while it was flurrying: may you have the day you deserve. also GET A REAL FUCKING JOB

THE TOP GUN FRANCHISE ARE PERFECT AND GAY AND IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

pov: you hate yourself and every decision you’ve ever made

that intoxicating rush where the book you’re reading is either gonna be REALLY REALLY GOOD or ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS but you can’t tell which yet so you don’t know what kind of pissed off you need to be gearing up to be.

really hoping the couch journey™️ is at and end. or at least the sectional journey™️. finally bit the bullet on this monster from costco bc reddit likes it and i like any fabric that’s hard for cats to fuck up (also hello bonus emergency guest bed!). WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO EFFING HIGH STAKES??!

thank you to everyone who has supported me in my endeavours, fuck you to everyone who has not supported my endeavours. i will continue endeavouring in the face of your face.

[most of] our antique market haul from yesterday. 1. hand-painted japanese crockery set 2. carved oak chair 3. wash stand that gives me so much serotonin every time i look at it wtf 4. jadeite hen dish (matching measuring cup/lemon squeeze in the dishwasher atm)

buying a house has been such a weird experience on so many levels, but the thing that’s standing out more and more is how my “aesthetic” has always been “what can i afford that’s functional and doesn’t feel like a ripoff?” and suddenly i’m having to actually THINK about it and it’s…so overwhelming.

got to teach niece number two to ice skate today and she kicked ASSSSSSS!!!