Is this a sex thing

Dog on the tram with a cone of shame :(

I still don’t know which one will stancil is

I’ve thought of a good Wu tang based nickname for Wu Yize. The YZA Thank you

KICK THEM OUT IF THEIR PHONES GO OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE

"Polanski is dangerous"

FUCK HIM UP, WU

Do you want it? Oh do you sir, do you sir? Course he wants it it’s his birthday present

Dickhead Dawkins

I want to get tickets for the opening session of next year but they go on sale before the final is over and I’m not prepared to risk paying actual money to go and watch Shaun Murphy

What was that bloke just shouting then I couldn’t make out a word #thesnooker

Mark allen on the black to see him through to the final and he TURBOFUCKS IT

Deleted, can’t be giving these freaks the oxygen of publicity

Had a post liked by an FBPE piss diamond. That might just be the thing that sees me off

I want Wu to beat Allen but I think Allen would have a better chance of beating the hated Murphy

Fuck off you delusional liberal cunt

Going to listen to Slowdive and cry all night cheers

I can hear a pub band having a bash at born to run

Going the chippy and I’m not going to do a tedious discourse on it because I’m not a virgin

oooooo remembers DIGniTEEEEE

Can someone with the surname jones post a bad take please because I’ve got a reply ready that will do such numbers

Americans being normal about food again is it

I once saw a man offer out the security bloke at a Bob Dylan gig because Bob didn’t play like a rolling stone. I respect that man more than I respect Keir Starmer

I am drinking while at work (the posting factory) can I be prime minister please

If possible I would like them both to lose. #thesnooker

Hahahahaha

Might fuck around and order a four piece fried chicken meal and a can of 7up

Phil Oakey first draft lyrics “need work” says virgin records exec

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

I think all Nazis should die and I can’t believe this is apparently a controversial point of view

It’s an absolutely fascinating head that Shaun Murphy has, it really is. I don’t like him but fair play to the lad, that is a fucking mad head

what

if it was a hammer and sickle instead these vichy fucks would be supporting collins with their whole chest

I will vote for neither. I will never vote for a democrat and I will never vote for a republican

I’m sure there’s some reason why this is good actually and not bad like you think

I’ve never known hatred like the hatred I have for Keir Starmer. Cheers

Related 15th anniversary

That bit where they’re playing monopoly and Tony says to Bobby “how ‘bout that? How ‘bout that?” Funny

Going to a birthday party on Sunday which means I’m missing a session of the final which would usually annoy me but in this case it means I don’t have to look at Shaun “cunt” Murphy or John “cunt” Higgins for a few hours so I don’t mind

Still freaks my nut out to this day that I was in the queue for the bar behind the cunt from sleaford mods at a David Byrne gig the other week

whatever shit I put in no.10 has to fuck off now cos this is in at top spot

Your boyfriend’s been the shops

That bit in always sunny where they’re on family fortunes and Dennis is on the floor crying saying “this doesn’t represent me” except it’s half the absolute virgins on this site begging people to debate them

It is TOO FUCKING HOT

Because I don’t have a real job I actually will be having a beer at work in a bit. Someone brings it to me on a trolley and everything. Regards

Really wish the royle family theme tune was literally any other song

Aye smashing why wouldn’t you do roadworks at half ten at night that’s not annoying at all

Watching the snooker while listening to Steve Davis’ band. I’m blummin snooker loopy!