“yeah im ok im great” *bursts into tears listening to mariah carey’s shake it off*

sorry to my neighbors you will be hearing the entire fiona apple catalogue today

obsessed with this shiny fabric

last night i rage-cancelled almost all of my subscriptions

nothing relaxes, grounds, and centers me more than the roku city screensaver

i feel like everything should have reduced hours and we as a society should generally slow tf down in december

goodbye 30s

I have a communication style where the amount I'm kidding is in constant flux and all I ask is that everybody intuintely understand it. Don't think I'm asking for the moon, here!

The number of people I see open-mouth coughing when I travel is bonkers. Remember the ten minutes when people speculated that handshakes would never come back? Good news, we’re back to people in Salt Life shirts hacking like they have Captain Trips and not even trying to cover it

Young people think they know it all, old people think they know it all, there’s a sweet spot right in the middle when we realize it doesn’t matter what we know as long as there is pizza.

Hey, all. Julie Rehmeyer has made it easy to donate Blue Sky invite codes to folks in the disability community for whom Twitter was a crucial support. If you have extras you can drop them here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

tired of doing all my silly little tasks

DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK

hey there mr. blue(sky)