my woke background processes will never be stooping so low as to live in the cis-tray

"do you want to enable 2 Factor Authentication for your new account" YOU ARE A SHOE STORE GO AWAY

i'm gonna need a boomer's help on this one chief

hello designers working on desktop applications based on web technology i need you to understand that if you want your UI to feel faster for free you should not change the cursor to a pointer when it's hovering over something just do a small highlight on the element instead thank you

hey @microsoft.com dressing your office 365 ads as security software is a pretty fucked up thing to do if you ask me

when people said "computers should put the human first" i don't think that they meant spinning up the cpu fan by hand because it won't go otherwise

you've heard of dnsmasc get ready for dnsfem

all those people on Discord using serif'd fonts make me feel like there's something wrong with linux font rendering again

trying to figure out why my bridge isn't getting an ip even though i set it up correctly (i thought) just to find out i put the DHCP range to end at 194.168.4.254 rah

open an rdp connection to my windows server to test if my word document formats correctly and it crashes trying to open it like 3 or so fucking times and then gnome-shell just straight up fucking crashed trying to drag a file into discord why is every program ass now wtf

hey microsoft, buddy, how's 30% of your code being written by AI going? oh? you took down prod? >_< all of azure is dead ?? >_< uh oh!!! the latest windows 11 update also broke recovery mode :O ? oh no........ if only you hadn't laid off thousands of your engineers........ 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

phone glitched while tapping on notification and it showed me the wallpaper with my bf but with black background like a fucking slenderman jumpscare

started counting and now i'm slightly worried about the amount of tuyasmart devices on my network 💀

>microsoft security guest lecture >look inside >salespitch for security copilot AI

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IOS STOP FUCKING RAM CLEANING THE FUCKING TRANSPORT APP

what is this bus driver doing why is he stopping everywhere when there’s no-one waiting or getting off I know time sync stops exist but this is wack

chat is it normal for your vga cable to arc to the connector?

told my university they could "manage" my Windows Server 2025 VM while installing office and now their fucking name is in the corner of Microsoft Edge 😭

i need the ability to hyperlocally geoblock my website so it's only available in like a 50km radius around my house or if it's me specifically

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Discord notifications on iOS now render custom emoji inline!

does @tailscale.com no longer work on eduroam or smth? can't even load the homepage

chemistry student bf is now telling me about how peers are apparently doing a thing i can only describe as "vibe chemistry" and since i live 20km from an industrial park this seems very worrying

Gordon Freeman in the flesh… or rather, in the Power Mac

why my desk always get so messy i cannot keep blaming entropy for this

what the fuck is a share.google link did you learn NOTHING from goo.gl

I’m the only person going to a classical concert going “YOOO IS THAT RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES FROM HIT VIDEO GAME SIMCOPTER”

A second DL380g9 has arrived in the Auxim household 😊

keep forgetting my pc will just hard-lock when playing games if it has been resumed from standby earlier guh i should just disable auto-standby

i need to stop goofing off in the "Productivity" browser profile

Major fan of people not bothering to walk to the last carriage on a very busy train keep doing this :))))

at a restaurant in Athens and suddenly some guy on moped rolls through with a big wooden cross and a large poster with a dead fetus this country is WILD

tf did I do

I like how these “women’s pants” have fake back pockets that are sewn shut cus they’re actual pockets I can just sneak an iPod shuffle in here

got complimtented on my nails while buying a muffin at the school cafeteria :3

personal website is now coming directly from my house instead of stupid triangle corporation

So with Guilded going away, Revolt doing it's weird protein powder rebrand to STOAT and Discord being well...Discord, does anybody want to join me on "Slack & Jira for World of Warcraft players"?

I'm glad Discord is usurping all public forums if they're ran by little shit admins who block disposable emails I don't care that you don't send spam I care that your software is running PHP from 1873

i should run more services from the server in my office

Having your phone in English (US) but the text-to-speech set to Dutch makes it sound like it's doing a Louis van Gaal impression

Dutch rail info signs will be getting dark mode what the hell it looks so goofy

>verbied antifa >onmiddelijk fascistisch protest kutland

A minha conta do Discord foi suspensa injustamente por mensagens enviadas a mais de 5 anos, e ainda por cima por mensagens tiradas fora do contexto mrpowergamerbr.com/br/blog/2025...

ppl hosting websites on their vape storing it in the marlboROM

the benefits of studying at a university where everything is on microsoft platforms is knowing that when you're looking for jobs you know how much ass it is and can avoid working for companies that use it

There’s a special kind of dopamine hit a programmer gets from having their thing work at 2.17AM and I gotta say I have missed that feeling a little bit even though I’m happier with decent sleep

I love my bike one of the best purchases I’ve ever made