It’s three-day weekend eve. Where did my teenager put the Nintendo Switch?

I’m at the grocery store and I have questions like: -Why are pine nuts so expensive? and - Can I purchase a smaller quantity?

Oh lawd, they asked me to be an admin for my high school class’ 30th reunion Facebook page. How quickly will this power go to my head?

Babe! Quit your job! The lawsuit money came through!

Dawg, I’m on vacation.

Hey guys, in case you can’t tell, this is a Nazi salute. Because these are Nazis.

Oh Lordt

Fun moment of panic yesterday as I realized that I’m heading to Canada for a gig in 7 weeks and my passport has been expired for a year. I had new passport photos taken and the expedited renewal application in the mail in under an hour.

It’s “portapotties in direct sunlight on a summer afternoon” season!

Anyway, June is crazy. Come see a Miko Marks show. June 6 - Minneapolis Rodeo June 12 - Point Richmond Sumer Concert Series June 19 - Great American Music Hall, San Francisco June 29 - Yoshi’s, Oakland

Our (queer) kid is hilarious.

We’re playing a Juneteenth gig at a fairly sizable Bay Area venue (for us anyway), and were told that it’s a benefit gig and we don’t have to promote, but on the venue website it’s listed as a public thing and NO ONE IS PROMOTING IT and I am so confused.

I would maybe want to see Nas & The Roots, but otherwise completely disinterested in the whole summer line-up at my local amphitheater. I hear a lot of hate for Shoreline, but we’ve got our parking/walk-in methodology worked out, and I do enjoy chillin on the lawn at shows.

Was just on a Zoom call of people attempting to spearhead a 30th high school reunion for my class for next year. Crazy to see people you knew in 1st grade with graying hair and thick glasses.

Saw the Mandalorian movie over the weekend. If I thought that it was an amazing must-see movie… I certainly would tell you that.

Got an amazing sleep score last night because my sports watch thought I was asleep when I was playing video games from 10 PM - 1 AM.

RIP Sonny Rollins, a great jazz talent and the last surviving musician in one of the best photos of men in suits during the 20th century

If you’re the advertised special guest on a show, and you’re supposed to rehearse your song with the band at soundcheck… and then you don’t show up to soundcheck… Well…

“Funk #49” by The James Gang came on and my kid started singing “Footloose” to the main guitar riff, and you know what…? They’re not wrong!

My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter.

Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.

An American president sues/extorts his own government, then settles with his own justice department to funnel money to his criminal allies. He will go down in history as the president who came up with forms of corruption never contemplated before.

I say without hyperbole that this is the most brazenly corrupt action in US Presidential history. That it does not immediately lead to impeachment is a dangerous sign of how far the rule of law has declined.

I cooked a white dude’s decent attempt at pescado veracruz tonight, and my cat was aggressively interested in sharing my dinner.

Just ordered my first pair of progressive lenses, which is a kinder way to say “bi-focals”. #old

I filled out the annual medical update form for my dental cleaning tomorrow and at the end it prompted me to upload a file and I was trying to think what would be the funniest thing that I could upload that wouldn’t get me in trouble or hurt anyone’s feelings. The teeth tweet.

Review from a friend that just saw No Doubt at The Sphere in Vegas on Wednesday. “It’s not a concert venue. It’s a movie theater. It sounds like shit. It’s not worth it.”

Every now and then I remember Tim Walz’s “they’re weird” campaign and how close the dems were to actually shifting the way people perceive the right in a very real way and then they just…stopped

Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.

I think about this all the time.

Happy May Day, my friends. Remember, we deserve more than a bite of the pie or a seat at the table. We deserve the world.

What was the decision-making process behind choosing “Dear Prudence” and “Glass Onion” on the Beatles Blue collection? I’m not saying they’re bad songs, but they’re certainly not S-tier Beatles material, right?

Little blurry boy out in the neighborhood.

Get by with a little help from my friends, etc, etc…

Sent my boss the new Dogcatcher record. “You guys should open for Beck!” Yeah. Ok. I’ll work on that.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

Hi, Thanks for reaching out to me on LinkedIn dot com. Question: What the fuck do any of those words mean? Thanks!

This new Dogcatcher record is just so lush, I can't believe how good all these instruments sound. Highly highly recommended (good job @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social ) and if you're in the Bay go catch em tonight at Red Rock Coffee dogcatcher.bandcamp.com/album/each-t...

I like this Pope.

Wife: What’s the plan for Friday? Me, brain-dead: What do we have on Friday? Wife: …Your album release show…? Me: Oh yeah, I should go to that.

Today, I have no work due. I have no meetings. The main co-worker that talks to me every day is on PTO.

This is the story of a friend who contributed to a song for our record multiple years before we ended up releasing it…

You gotta give to the GOP. They trained their voters to hate “libs” so much they would gratefully accept every manner of corruption, lawlessness, cruelty, ineptitude, and criminality, and cheer it on, so long as it is their team doing it.

Me at the grocery store with my teenager yesterday: Do you need any shampoo? Any soap? Anything from this aisle? Are you sure? You’re all stocked up? Me in the shower this morning: Oh… I need shampoo.

All of this nonsense is on Insta, but why don’t I bother you, as well? The Dogcatcher album that I’ve been working on for 6 years is coming out this Friday. We printed up some vinyl. It’s arrived, and we’re shipping orders as soon as they come in: Dogcatcher.bandcamp.com

Wife: “What are you working on, honey?” Me: “Stage plot for the release show.” Wife: “Ohhhhh, so that’s what all the swearing is for.”

Just had the cleanest blood draw this morning. I didn’t feel a thing when she put the needle in. Just took the bandage off and I cannot see a mark on my arm. I want that woman every time!

Get ‘em, padre!

Yo, we sold out Yoshi’s last night. What dafuq?

One of the last screens on Turbotax this morning was asking if I wanted to open a Trump Account for my child. This makes me furious.