I get daily job alerts from LinkedIn that are equivalent/adjacent to the MarTech work I do for my day job. I should be applying to like… all of them. I can’t force my body to apply for more of this type of work. I JUST WANNA PLAY MUSIC! 😢😢😢

Shout out to my neighbor who is shredding classical piano in his apartment 4 units over that I can hear clear as day in my living room at 9:26 AM. At least dude doesn’t suck.

If you’re in the Bay Area, we’re doing a monthly residency at Yoshi’s in Oakland with @mikomarks.bsky.social starting on April 15th. We’d love your support! Join us! Tix & info: yoshis.com/events/buy-t...

Went on a double date with Lacy and Ramon & Megan last night. They took us to get Thai/Laotion food and then to the Pacific Pinball Museum in Alameda. If you’re in the Bay Area, get over there. Hella fun.

Got wine drunk and watched 5 episodes of Jeopardy.

Can always count on Ramon for sage advice.

Had to explain to a client today that while a human could peg the email address “uncleburp at angry dot org” as most likely spam, it is perfectly valid to a computer system. Love working with the untechnical in tech.

Sorry to be controversial, but whomstever invented the small banner ad on a mobile game that randomly expands over the whole screen while you’re playing should be publicly executed.

I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.

Zoë the cat doing some product placement.

A tale of betrayal: I accidentally drank a non-alcoholic beer at the house show last night.

I got to play a lil upright bass on and appear in the music video for “Evergreen” by Effie Zilch. Their new EP “The Kitchen Sink” is out today, and here’s that video! youtu.be/g0JKZuGoTyk?...

A little local love in @theonion.com today!

Name them shame them

I feel like it should have come to my attention way earlier than almost my 47th birthday that the Spoonerism for “Taking a shit” is “Shaking a tit.”

They should invent a theater seat with legroom.

I am the walking credit card bearer for my child’s 16th birthday event. Trying to give the teenagers their space and getting clowned for it.

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Always hilarious. Endlessly entertaining. Thank you, Catherine.

Ah yes. Nothing like my kid’s school choir trip to Disneyland coinciding with the planned “MAGA Invasion” of the park to ramp up the ol’ anxiety.

Let’s see what the history books have to say about that one…

Here we go. We love to see some effort.

Side 2 of Sgt Pepper is better than Side 1. Fight me.

The cat across the way likes to watch me make breakfast.

Now in the “20th anniversary of” things that happened when my wife and I first started dating. We listened to this album a lot that year because: 1. It is a really good album 2. Lacy had previously met and gone roller skating with Jenny Lewis

Be clear on the fact that this regime will keep murdering us in broad daylight until the people behind all this are removed from power. Not quarreled with—removed from power. If any part of you thinks this will get better or stay the same rather than get exponentially worse, stop thinking that way.

I cannot imagine the devastation this family is experiencing today. This statement is powerful and must be read.

Prosecute ICE

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

We must stop funding DHS.

Stand with the people 💪💪

I'm not one for false optimism. But what I witnessed today in Minneapolis was tremendous, both in scale and exuberance. It was a stunning answer to the federal assault on Minnesota, a show of solidarity that gives us something to hold on to during times that are unforgiving.

At my kid’s high school. Just watched a kid on an electric bike with a buddy on a skateboard hanging onto a connected tow cable.

You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.

Thank you to everyone who is risking their safety and contributing their time and money to protect our neighbors. If you are so inclined, please check out Stand With Minnesota (standwithminnesota.com) to find a way to help. And no one start any beefs with Will Stancil. (2/2)

Hi everyone -- there is a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow to protest what the Trump administration and DHS are doing to our community. In solidarity with the action, I am going to donate my revenue from tmrw's newsletter to People over Papers, the Midway-Hamline Diaper Bank, & Every Meal. (1/2)

Client (who is in the same time zone) really be pinging me at 7 AM. I do not see.

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

Me explaining Legend of Zelda to my wife: So you see, Link HAS to be repeatedly sexually assaulted by the Great Fairies, otherwise, how am I supposed to get his defense stats up?

Fucking insanity.

So this is what you get when you ignore the Constitution and allow an insurrectionist to be President.

I love unions and I love free speech.

If you were, say, a catering company that wanted to highlight your work at an event for, say, a non-profit record label… …wouldn’t it be a no-brainer to use music from that record label in your video? Asking for a friend.

Good to get validation.

The best ice

REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸

No thank you.