Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Oh, I get the best comments. sarahblackhypno.com

Sometimes I trick my subs into listening to my soapbox rants by pretending the post's gonna be about something else. free to read at sarahblackhypno.com

Latest comment on this starts, I SWEAR TO GOD, with, "I'm not a cissy but..." 😆

I always get the impression in "polite society" that for some reason I'm not supposed to like the Irish punks from Boston... but I do. And this hits different today. "Been robbed of our freedom, we've been held down and beholden, who'll stand with us?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BRH...

Not all bots are created equal. @iambic.bot is brilliant.

A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist

It's six thirty AM and my playlist is called "Summer." I don't play by your rules.

Well that's fun. The CEO of ManyVids has gone loco and doesn't think anyone should be a sex worker.

So I just found out that someone made a claymore into a plush toy. It is a cute little thing

Did you know poppers can damage your eyesight? I didn't. And now I can't see properly. www.patreon.com/posts/doing-...

Chaturbate is better than most sitcoms for me. Occasionally put it on in the bg while I'm working and genuinely laugh out loud. Machine going and, "YES! YES! FUCK MY PUSSY!" [stops to check her phone while it's still going. Is silent. Sends a text. Turns back to cam] "OH YES YES YES!!!"

1️⃣ He didn't say that. 2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him. 3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling. 4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it. 5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented. 6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.

Like a lot of My colleagues, I am working on many projects at once whilst continuously pivoting to cope with changing legislation. We are busy, and We are under pressure. So don't waste Our time, read Our well maintained websites, and be polite. Basic consideration will get you far.

Occurs to me I've spent a few days saying "haha weak-ass denialists lol" and the like but this is, like 90% of what I do, actually a positive session. Denial is shameful. Kink isn't. So enjoy it. sarahblackhypno.com

I do so like laughing at men who repeatedly click on sissy hypno to write "I'm not a sissy but..." in the comments. So I wrote a trance specifically for them. sarahblackhypno.com

Oh my.

Another magnificent Patreon preview image. But suffice to say I hear "I'm not a sissy but..." from a HELLUVA lotta guys who click on a sissy hypno file from a woman known primarily for sissy hypno. So Friday I'll address that. sarahblackhypno.com

Everyone's saying 'be the little guy.' Be the big guy. Careful around those weaker than you. And you think that rhino's not taking his horn to anyone who fucks with his lil buddy? Be him, there's your role model for the week.

Yes, I am childish. No, I won't change.

Trying to drown myself in Theraflu to make it stop. Why, what are you up to?

A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist

I don't usually write 'sex' hypnos. I have to be in a particular mood for them and odd as it might sound, I rarely am. So you'd better believe when I say I've written a hypno about you being fucked in a restroom stall IT'S AN EXPERIENCE. sarahblackhypno.com

"Why do you want to live in Scotland, Sarah?" A number of reasons. And while this isn't top of the list or anything, I'm probably not gonna get murdered by the redneck gestapo over there.

The #4 thing people type into YT that helps them find my content is... my own name. Good?

Boston Legal's finale has James Spader insult the US Supreme Court to their faces, win his case, then cajole Antonin Scalia into officiating his big gay marriage to Bill Shatner. Why, what did your TV show do at the end? bsky.app/profile/redo...

Got hypnotized yesterday. This happens basically never. I don't really respond to content and I don't personally know many people capable of doing it. Blank, floating in the nothingness... I'd genuinely almost forgotten what it feels like. Very emotional during and after. Great. Still trippin tho.

It's nice on the incredibly rare occasions Patreon actually gives me a workable promo image because I've shared something for free. sarahblackhypno.com

"Don't sit so close to the TV" said mom after buying me a 14" screen with built in hypnosis.

@postoctobrist.bsky.social Did you go? How was it?

Had a sex dream about Terry from Solar Opposites last night. So that's new.

THIS is how you intro a file, boys and girls. sarahblackhypno.com

Wishing a very happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke! 🎉 This 1995 photo by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair with his TV wife Mary Tyler Moore sparks such joy in me 👌😈 May we all be so lucky as to be this frisky and sexy at 70, and cracking jokes on our 100th birthday with no aches or pains ✨🙏✨

If enough acts cancel at the Kennedy Center, Trump will have to sit through an entire Kid Rock concert without tweeting.

Made a crossword. It's... filthier than most. sarahblackhypno.com

I don't push 'slave' talk for everyone, because it's not /for/ everyone. It's perfectly normal and okay to just like some submission on the side as an occasional scene. You don't have to live your kink every day. But if it is for you, I know what I'm doing. sarahblackhypno.com

A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist

Your yearly reminder that St. Nicholas is the patron saint of sx workers. How did he help sx workers? Not with punishment, but with bags of gold coins. Be like St. Nicholas: instead of supporting policing, give your money to wh*res 💰💰💰

I don't do it like everyone else. sarahblackhypno.com

Whatever gets you through the night, I suppose.

I have proposed renaming it The Sarah Black and John F Kennedy Center and the group of people I specifically picked to agree with everything I say all nodded and cheered.

Strippers have done so many good things over the years and almost never get credit for them

A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist

I've written about this for next week, but it did make me smile a little that all boomers want is an age appropriate brunette babe.

I love this lesbian grandma content 😂

"A husband will often stray from reason if not closely attended." LOVE THIS BITCH. #HouseofAshur

𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 It's okay to like both 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳 And it's okay to like one 𝘉𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴 I love you big and strong 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 And I love you on the floor 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 sarahblackhypno.com

Nu thing just hit. It's really cool. sarahblackhypno.com