we men used to create stuff with our hands and minds.

TOMORROW NIGHT, possibly my most chaotic stream yet... The Bog Boys have been tasked with bomb defusing duties. God help us all. 7:15pm, Tuesday 22nd July, with @slothehhh.bsky.social @newkuu.bsky.social @macaroniprince.bsky.social and introducing... @austincrabbe.bsky.social

I need to hear from any and all that have access to a magpie puppet I'm working on something big here

you can shove your humidity up your arse

how big a bowl of couscous would it take to be able to experience the delicious waft of semolina being hydrated from say, a distance of 100m?

It's me. I'm one of the elusive three. I swear, you'll never see anything like this again. So watch it, drink it in (from 5:30pm BST)

I am taking my dad to see mission impossible I would describe his mood as giddy

the most accurate thing I've ever said is that Russell Martin is an opportunist who keeps failing upwards - the highlights of his managerial career are finishing fourth with one of the best relegated squads in championship history and having a lot of possession

he's quite good

I've had a really nice day with my friends under the caring gaze of Mr Bao

it is 75 days until I have to watch football again

it would be lovely if you could help with this and squash the stank gofund.me/816487e0

you know, people sometimes get sad about aging, but I just saw an old man ride the bus for 30 seconds. that's unparalleled freedom.

played oblivion, switched off playstation, bbc 4 leonard bernstein documentary immediately begins. i've got to go to bed. i've got to. and yet...

I always thought stress turning hair grey was an urban legend, but I read a scientific article about it, and now my beard starting to go grey makes so much sense.

Working yesterday, not keeping up with news. Saw people I care about showing support for the trans community. Good stuff. Wake up today, catch up. Why the fuck must powerful people insist on dragging us so relentlessly backwards with nothing but hate in their hearts? Fuck this country.

Arsenal immediately giving Real an equaliser is the most north London football thing I've ever seen

hey bbc news, images of sad stockbrokers doesn't inspire the empathy in me that you seem to think it does

went to the supermarket, got stuck in a traffic jam, and a car in front of me seemed to be loudly listening to the Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway theme tune on repeat..?

all is well, I've seen my first bats of the year.

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won't hear me say a bad word about Kendrick's music, but working with people like Kodak and Carti just seems off

one thing we can all be grateful for is the yellow polystyrene takeaway box's demise anything that can be burned through by food has no business seasoning your hot potato

just lost a battle to a shower gel pump dispenser, and it's really taken a lot not to crash out

This season has been miserable, and yet we're still somehow, just about, in a relegation battle. So many bad injuries since day one. Really illustrates the importance of winning the games you're on top of. Fuck knows what we do if we lose one of Delap or Hirst.

please listen to these blessed grunts, growls and grumbles. they will fill your heart with joy

you know what they say? that's right, fail to plan, plan to fail. please don't fail or you might end up on one of those horrid fail compilations on youtube and I want more for you than that

James Brown is egg preparation music. Always has been.

Say Drake

Well, there you have it. The most it is possible to get owned as a human being.

have a fun little web-based football management game retro-football-manager.com/gameinfo.php

F1 drivers should strike over the FIA's ban on criticism. The governing body consistently makes big mistakes. Drivers (incredibly wealthy though they may be) should be able to speak out about an organisation that has their lives in its hands.

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think America might be cooked

christ

Relying on Spurs for a result is a fool's errand

What a stinky day the 16th of January 2025 has been. Lot of pressure on the 17th to turn this around.

just heard a teenager say "money grabbing cowbag"

any big weatherheads know an app where I can just have a good look at the thermal weather forecast? just gotta see more of those warm and cold fronts developing serious

We Live in Time was my first film of the year. I liked it plenty. Great chemistry between actors, a charming bit of business, but if you've seen the trailer, I feel like you've seen the film. It's no Past Lives is all I'm saying

I didn't take any pictures of the wonderful new year festivities I took part in with friends, but I did receive this from my mum in the family group chat, and I think it deserves to be shared.

Walton in net and a flexible back five takes me back to December 2021. Fucking love football.

On a more positive note, I did just see three blokes hitting the griddy all the way down the hill in some sort of messy conga line

Bluesky doesn't have much of a thriving football scene at the moment, which is quite possibly no bad thing when you look at what it's like on twitter. So apologies to my followers who do not care about football, but I have some rambling thoughts about Ipswich that I must get off my chest.

fuck you robbie william's chimp movie grandma, you made me tear up twice

Man City's barren run will end on the nineteenth of january, before promptly resuming three days later

I can hear my brother rummaging around doing Christmas dinner prep, and I can't help but wonder if my time will ever come. Hopefully not. I'd imagine a lot of stuff would need to happen for me to find myself at the top of the line of succession.

He's stuck in the snowy Midwest. She's facing the prospect of Christmas alone. He's tearing through America to make it in time. She's got a hall pass with one name on it, and they're due down the chimney any minute. It's called The Santa Clause, but Tim Allen isn't in this one.