too hot and im too irish, a shame

still going

im streaming for 12 hours today and it seems ive picked the sweatiest day of the year to be inside 12 hours!

in just under an hour im hosting a version of taskmaster with @bigtaffman.bsky.social @cudder.bsky.social @billywhite.bsky.social and Hasan and Weez. You should watch, it'll be fantastic.

Tomorrow night x

sucks that america gets a fun world cup

looked at all the fringe shows i wanted to go to last night and it came out to like 600 quid, ooooooh boy, no no no, shant be doing that

few treasures as good as a very specific mug thats of no reference to anything you know or care about. my "Dads defend with their hearts" mug is my most prized item.

In just over a week I am doing a full week of big effort gameshow streams. Some classics we've done many times but a lot of new fun ones! I'd humbly request you clear your schedule and come to them all.

pasta good innit

making a pasta bake is sort of like making an apple crumble but i dont do it when im depressed

making a big jdo announcement on stream now IF YOU CARE

remember people used to just saying winning

i LOVE finding out different location's pub singalong songs

i started watching Send Help last night and i had to turn it off as the person being miserable they didn't get a promotion in a shitty cubicle filled office made me despair for reality

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

theres few feelings as visceral and powerful as screaming along to the big big scream in drunk drivers killer whales

ellen and i were deciding which fringe shows to go to this year and we have made the deal we must go to one show that seems like it would be dogshit at like 1am

it's so hot i am glistening with the sheen i've developed

I got a new tshirt from my lovely friend @macaroniprince.bsky.social who also happens to be streaming right now. www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... Please admire my tshirt and ignore the mess behind me.

it is imperative we burn down any ai data centre built in the uk

whats nicer dogs or trees? not which is better or more useful, just nicer

ITS TIME FOR PASSIONS

every single time you share an ai image i think less of you and every single time you ask chatgpt something i hate you more

patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show

There's a gig happening on twitch AND in minecraft right now to raise money for Cupburger, the mutual aid fund reinvesting funds into our community, go get amongst it www.twitch.tv/bdolanofficial

id love a bike that has like an old timey ship wheel instead of handle bars, you know, other than when i crash and i embed the handles in my guts

if we hit $500 total for cupburger in the next 90 mins we are watching I Love a Mama's Boy, my most hated show. We are at nearly 450 already. My god no. Until then, it's subnautica 2.

Subnautica is in my top 5 games ever so im very excited in half an hour to play SUBNAUTICA 2 ON STREAM! AHHHH!

doing a bonus stream for cupburger in 15 mins where for ever £5 we raise ill freestyle rap for a minute

i have absolutely no disposable income but that sam campbell and paddy young auction show seems so up my alley its unbeleivable

This is Stella

hey all week we are raising money for Cupburger, a mutual aid that helps reinvest into our community. if you want to watch or contribute or find out more here are the streams where you can learn! get giving if youre able!

reform can win as many seats or as much power as they want and they cannot steal the colour from my life or the joy from my heart. fuck them, but they don't own me

youve 2 days to tell all your relatives about the evils of reform, please do it

big things are happening at @macaroniprince.bsky.social's stream on twitch

a guy on house hunters international is complaining the shops are far away now hes in ireland. BROTHER LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT IRELAND

"youre giving me the titan-ick" - rose deciding who gets on the door

Went with @llnkrsys.bsky.social to @riotcabaret.bsky.social tonight and had such a blast with it. Every match had something memorable about it. A time that reminded me of pre covid grappling.

"if I'd been there it wouldn't have gone down like that" -Mark Wahlberg hearing about Judas betraying Christ.

god the two @durrymusic.bsky.social albums rip so hard

if i see another fucking ai generated poster for a night club or cafe i'm going to start yanking em down and screaming at people

the way the media treats polanski should be a clear sign to everyone that things are broken.

so few people care about the fake assassination that it took me 3 hours of being awake to see it referenced

tomodachi suvivor episode 2 is now www.twitch.tv/themacaroniprince

my friend has posted the same story on instagram every friday for the last 3 months and every week ive replied fuck off and when he gets angry i just say "wont happen again". See you next friday Adam

this is now baybeeeeeee

I'm going to use the game Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream to recreate the show survivor at 7.30pm uk time here - www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... Boston Rob, Princess Diana, Xhibit, Flame from australian Gladiators, and many many more. Come watch.

Imagine a horse if you please. Imagine a mule in your head you sleeze. Imagine a pony that's doing a dance. Imagine a donkey who's living in France. You can use this for free if you want.

there's few things as nice to put in a sandwich as ruffled crisps. a plain ham sandwich with some crunchy boys in there? different level.