Woah they made a sequel to tictacs

"A revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having. If there won't be dancing at the revolution, I'm not coming." - Emma Goldman

masterchef but its literally just toasties. cmon. we must.

Some of us have always been here:

my (35m) workmates (1000m) (965f) (356m) are trying to summon the great god mortolk, should i tell hr

We should've known Brooklyn Beckham was going to kick off at his parents when they named him Brooklyn. Wait til their daughter finds out her middle name.

Starmer is a worm, man.

speed but its a guy on an escooter doing laps of the tesco carpark

hey i'm going to be unemployed soon!!!!!!!!!! which means unless i get immensely lucky my main source of income is going to be streaming and i know that's not for everyone if youve any interest in such a thing can you throw me a follow and see if you enjoy watching me! www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

lifes that thing you do when you cant face scouting on football manager

most people i know of who support farage are influenced by their timelines and don't do any research so just do what i've started doing and tell them you also like him and like his "no more monarchy" policy and watch them start to slowly unravel without being willing to do a cursory google

It's so funny Fergie's first big single was featuring Will.I.Am. Like when you're too shy to go to the school disco solo

a cutaway in traitors thats james trying to drink a big bottle marked poison and the producers trying to yank it off him

Ben Waine is going to break my heart, I just know it. I love him so much and if he falls off again I'm going to struggle to take it. #PVFC

youtu.be/IKiko5L5CyE?... Wow I'm sure this advert for an encyclopedia won't be harrowing

Ask me some top 5s please

theres something so funny about hearing irish people say malta. they say it like its a brand of bread local to their town. "malta" so nice. "malta" imagine it in your head with me. "thats malta, that is"

im really bad at Rust and I'm going to try speedrun it, come watch. www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

if you live in a reality where ICE are anything but "the bad guys" you're out of your mind and need to seek counselling or get off the horse tranqs, boss.

nothing would be funnier than if they did release a 9th episode of stranger things but it's just another episode of them all living happily with no addressing any of the plot holes

Taskmaster to decide who's the new prime minister. Polanski, Farage, Davey, Badendoch, and Andy Samberg as they have recently started getting big americans on.

THE RETURN OF THE FLOOR. MY BEST STREAMS. www.twitch.tv/TheMacaroniP...

Im watching the Hotel Inspector and I expect you to arrive www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

Gold, Frankenstein, Murr (from Impractical Jokers)

my first stream of the year is happening now and im watching some real bad television and playing some real good games after www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

doing my final stream for what i'm deeming the best year of my life probably who knows, anyway come say bye to me www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... byebye badtv for 2025

Short investigative podcast series about why I sneeze when I'm hungry

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when crows fly into the zoo they must feel such horror

There's nothing quite as perfectly funny as listening to the episode of @dreamfactorypod.bsky.social where they're clearly verging on drunk, having an advert come in mid sentence and it be Jake Humphreys plugging high performance.

Welcome to my Elton John post

It's crazy Elton starts step into Christmas with "welcome to my Christmas song". Is that allowed? Can we all do that? Can someone check if I'm allowed to do that?

danny elfman made the score for Scrooged, so i assume danny santaman was his boss

if anyone needs a picture of me knocked out

im going to town on christmas eve and no one can stop me. im going to be angry at the public and no one can stop me. im going to queue for ages because ive forgotten a crucial part of christmas and no one can stop me.

just remembered how when I was like 8 i said "all i want for christmas is poo" and really laughed and my dad looked at me and said "you dont mean that do you" with such worry in his voice

bitta fun this

its mad this did nothing

me being a vampire would change my life in many ways but having to be explicitly invited in somewhere would be more or less the same

daily puzzle game where people try to guess what inspired the comedy sketch i came up with the day before

imagine a huge horse. that's pretty big isnt it?

is this a good idea - "See You In A Year" where I interview someone and then do the same interview in a year and see what's changed. HMM? WHAT ABOUT THAT???

This is me.

its mad how mario has a medical license but still chooses to be a plumber. love your job and youll never work a day in your life they say

i am sorry if my actions made you feel the sensation of being tickled, when i jolted my fingers back and forth i was as horrified as you were that you began to laugh, my close friends will attest to how often i make a spidery motion with both hands in their armpits to no laughter

Myself, @macaroniprince.bsky.social and @1030 have found ourselves in a very interesting doubling-down spiral. Streaming together. For CupBurger. Tomorrow. See you then.

www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... I'm sailing off the world in Valheim and then playing jackbox and such.

I can't believe they let us think the pope had that big puffy coat and people still think AI is good. The big puffy coat lie ruined me for days. A pope with drip? Taken from us so soon? Fuck you ai.

I had no idea Ronald Reagun, like the former US president, competed for Australia in break dancing?

I'mma play Golf with Friends tonight at 8.30 on stream with it open to any viewers to try raise some money for Cupburger Mutual Aid! You can find more info about Cupburger here! www.cupburger.org www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...