Went with @llnkrsys.bsky.social to @riotcabaret.bsky.social tonight and had such a blast with it. Every match had something memorable about it. A time that reminded me of pre covid grappling.

"if I'd been there it wouldn't have gone down like that" -Mark Wahlberg hearing about Judas betraying Christ.

god the two @durrymusic.bsky.social albums rip so hard

if i see another fucking ai generated poster for a night club or cafe i'm going to start yanking em down and screaming at people

the way the media treats polanski should be a clear sign to everyone that things are broken.

so few people care about the fake assassination that it took me 3 hours of being awake to see it referenced

tomodachi suvivor episode 2 is now www.twitch.tv/themacaroniprince

my friend has posted the same story on instagram every friday for the last 3 months and every week ive replied fuck off and when he gets angry i just say "wont happen again". See you next friday Adam

this is now baybeeeeeee

I'm going to use the game Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream to recreate the show survivor at 7.30pm uk time here - www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... Boston Rob, Princess Diana, Xhibit, Flame from australian Gladiators, and many many more. Come watch.

Imagine a horse if you please. Imagine a mule in your head you sleeze. Imagine a pony that's doing a dance. Imagine a donkey who's living in France. You can use this for free if you want.

there's few things as nice to put in a sandwich as ruffled crisps. a plain ham sandwich with some crunchy boys in there? different level.

Please take me to see the Armadillos

I'm streaming in 10 mins at the link in my bio for www.cupburger.org. Cupburger is a mutual aid redistributing wealth across the twitch community, ensuring we are looking after those in need when the people in power are failing us. Take when you need, give when you can x

Ask literally any American. For-profit healthcare and insurance-based healthcare is dangerous and anti-human. Do you want to pay £40,000 to have a baby? Imagine every single GP visit suddenly costs HUNDREDS of pounds. Who will go in when they are in pain? People who can afford it.

If you're happy to move to a fully privatised or insurance based healthcare system in the UK as opposed to the NHS then you're happy with people you know dying or living in agony.

Everytime a company has a ai chatbot I just spam it until they let me talk to a person or I find a number and call them. I will not cease. I fucking hate ai chatbots more than I hate your shitty little images. Let me talk to a human or fuck off.

Hi! I am Alex goldman and I used to host Reply All. Currently I host a show called Hyperfixed. We are completely independent and supported by listeners, so I would love if you would become a member or at least listen! Hyperfixedpod.com/join

theres a cafe at the end of my street does a pecan pie cookie and i really worry this is where all my moneys going to go

watching Passions for the first time and 5 mins in theres a ghost. now this is a soap opera.

I went back two years to find this as I was about to type this out again and thought "have I had this thought before"

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

its good to talk!

im doing a world cup of nice things and the opening round of pens v sausage rolls is causing a huge fuss

i really want a world where everyone can be who they want to be without fear of judgement from those in power and i dont think thats too much to ask for in my 100 years on this planet

it's an awkward level of heat ya know? too hot for jumper, too cold for shorts. whats a boy to do

a postman who stores all your post up for the winter months

hahaa you guys it was an april fools, ive been pretending to be this level of funny for years when im actually much more funny and successful

having no job has finally started to stress me but im sure everything will be fine with no money coming in hehe :)

theres a little toy jack in the box on my desk and i just came back from the toilet and it was facing the other direction so obviously ive thrown it out the window

reform are on the fucking march, we have to wake up, no more appathy, we must talk to relatives, talk to workmates, i dont want to put all my eggs in the greens basket but they're giving hope and i do believe they can defeat farage. we have to. for the nhs. for the workers. for the marginalised.

my friend Emma's comedy special is premiering RIGHT NOW www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiF5...

everytime i have to dress up nice i get in such a panic. being fancy isnt for me. let me wear shorts to the funeral. let me wear dungarees to jury duty. let me scratch my bare balls while i get married. let me be in my coffin in a basketball jersey and socks. let me be comfy or let me die

ryan gosling's cover of push is so good, man

ate dirt yesterday at a place called The Museum of Edible Earth

An important message about supporting Hyperfixed, from its host, @agoldman.bsky.social

front rolls are my passion

The Bends by @bdolan.bsky.social is exactly 4:20. Interesting.

remember when our paddy got them snakes outta here

i played 30 seconds of my partners pokopia save earlier and i gave spinarak some beans and he was so happy and finally i get the appeal.

ive had to occasionally open the other app because my sports team doesn't update anywhere but there, and its dead man. im not saying things arent happening. im saying the joy is dead. every post is vague so you have to click in. every video is ai. no one is there to talk. all there for clicks.

red sky at night, afternoon delight red sky while mooring, tiled bathroom flooring

id kill for a bag of revels

what do you mean theres a season of survivor where they split everyone into a sexy tribe, a strong tribe and a smart tribe??? misery to find out youre in strong tribe

My friend Llama has sunk £25k of their own money into trying to fix their body and it's continually failed. They finally have a diagnosis but the NHS wait list is so long they've no choice but to go private! If you want to help please go below! Thanks so much www.gofundme.com/f/lifechangi...

i havent been able to stop singing a parody of biffy clyros mountains "you are my poopoo, you are my pee" since ellen said it yesterday

today will be my 1000th stream. it's crazy to think i've spent that many days live on twitch but fuck me i love this shit. i really really love it. thanks to everyone whos ever watched for giving me a creative outlet <3

hey look. i dont entirely trust any politcal party. i was raised in NI where both major parties had their own evils. the worst parts of both of those exist within Reform. they're ahead currently. the Greens beating them so soundly in manchester shows there is time to stop Reform dragging us backward

www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... I am tier listing every single Pokemon. Sorry.

what happened to lootcrate and why arent they offering 10% with a code on every podcast anymore