its mad how mario has a medical license but still chooses to be a plumber. love your job and youll never work a day in your life they say

i am sorry if my actions made you feel the sensation of being tickled, when i jolted my fingers back and forth i was as horrified as you were that you began to laugh, my close friends will attest to how often i make a spidery motion with both hands in their armpits to no laughter

Myself, @macaroniprince.bsky.social and @1030 have found ourselves in a very interesting doubling-down spiral. Streaming together. For CupBurger. Tomorrow. See you then.

www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... I'm sailing off the world in Valheim and then playing jackbox and such.

I can't believe they let us think the pope had that big puffy coat and people still think AI is good. The big puffy coat lie ruined me for days. A pope with drip? Taken from us so soon? Fuck you ai.

I had no idea Ronald Reagun, like the former US president, competed for Australia in break dancing?

I'mma play Golf with Friends tonight at 8.30 on stream with it open to any viewers to try raise some money for Cupburger Mutual Aid! You can find more info about Cupburger here! www.cupburger.org www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

Not just one, a triptych.

hello i am streaming and watching the last episode of ren faire and it is a truly wild little show. come join me www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

Fuck Brock Lesnar. Fuck Triple H. Fuck WWE. Leopards won't change their spots.

i've been truly having a shit one recently and have been trying to find my way out but god it's awful having that constant stress at the back of the head. shout out nice people lifting my head above water a bit

and is there a Mrs Chips?

oh you asked chatgpt did you? well i asked my dad and he said to stop bothering him

WeTransfer just changed their TOS giving themselves permission to train AI on any content you transfer and produce derivative works based on content you transfer that they are allowed to monetize and you are not allowed payment for. Stop using WeTransfer.

Remember when Swindon Town were sponsored by a suggestion instead of a company?

www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... hey im watching the TV the floor and you simply won't believe how stupid it is

I'm playing valheim and everything is going really poorly www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

Sometimes when I'm sad ill sit in my own hand til it falls asleep so it feels like someone else is drying my tears.

Happy birthday @renduh.bsky.social a man I hear so much about but so see little of but once had a nice sit in London with.

in just over a week ive got an extra 1200 followers on tiktok from merely posting videos of competitive cutting in half.

I woke up today knowing playing Peak with 3 of my favourite people this evening and was already in a good mood. I simply cannot wait.

Peak is an incredible game. Very satisfying to make it up a ridge you didn't think you could make, very funny to them watch your friend fail to make the same ledge and hear their screams echo down a gorge.

We climbing.

if youve not watched before why not start now www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

had someone i know say they unfollowed a comedian because they wouldnt stop posting about palestine and israel. hey pal, fuck off. we should never stop bring light to it. theres fucking thousands of kids dead. no justification for it. keep pointing at. show the world whats fucking going on

im watching deal or no deal but theyve tried to make it into survivor and it makes no sense www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

i think im very bad at marketing and advertising and occasionally ill stick up a little post before i stream, but i genuinely think it's the thing im best at, and i don't know how to convey that to new people???

He's from Chicago though, so it's more like "ope dese jagoffs are sinners. Yous are embarrassments to Jesus, to yer maaas, and to da Bears"

anyone else think the pope being american is so funny? "forgive me father for I have sinned" "OOH this guys a SINNA, get a load of this guy eyyy???"

Judge: I find the defendent guilty... courtroom: gasp Judge:..so far courtroom: what

if youve never seen the travesty that is "The Floor" please come watch. it is truly the worlds simplest and stupidest gameshow. www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

Me and Bob Hoskins are very alike. I also played Mario.

I discovered a german tv show where they have to cut things perfectly in half and things of that nature. www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...

@jhube.bsky.social hi jhube

I am in no way prepared... I'm sure this will be a hilarious disaster.... But it's for charity innit!!! Cooking stream this Saturday while we raise funds for Gendered Intelligence! Saturday 24 May 2025 from 11:00 AM BST #twitch #lgbtqiaplus #cookingstream

We draw ever nearer.

"xg" is the worst thing to happen to football in decades, and I'm saying that as someone who had to stop supporting their childhood team because of financial bullying.

Due to making a stretch goal for my charity stream today I'm undertaking one of my most hated punishmens ever.

it should be illegal to cancel the shows i like but even more illegal to keep making the shows i've irrationally decided not to like cause people talked about them with too much joy when i was grumpy

We did it! Going live for the last hour of the Kickstarter at twitch.tv/bdolanofficial !! Come celebrate with us! Morning party!

I painted my cat.

Hi @alexhorne.bsky.social I'm stealing your idea and doing a version of Taskmaster on my twitch channel www.twitch.tv/themacaronip... at 10pm. Is that ok with you?

Share this image far and wide Whilst innocent people protested for trans rights, cops were using facial recognition cameras on the crowd in busses. Is this the society we want to live in.

My new years resolution of having a horse free 2025 has been cruelly taken from me. God damn you B&Q Wandsworth horse.

On what is a really difficult day, here are some resources for our trans friends and allies. Solidarity 💜 goodlawproject.org/resource/sup...

Today and every day

it's actually baffling to me the hate that exists in the world. acting like fucking children cause you cant understand that someone has a different lived experience to you. actually eat shit you fucking bigots.

trans people exist. non binary people exist. your wee bit of paper doesn't take them away.

Ai art is already dogshit but that little doll trend is absolutely heinous.