The “negroni…spagliato” was really a simpler time.

a racist fascist assassinated a democratic elected official and had a kill list, but sure, let's have journalists keep going around the merry go round talking about a phrase that Zohran never actually said

Well, I suppose it’s time for all of the think pieces from the usual suspects who will learn all the wrong things about Zohran’s win.

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

The worst thing I could say about John Fetterman is that he has become the guy who he always looked like he was.

Stephen A. Smith isn’t even good at basketball takes? Why do people insist on putting a microphone in front of his face when he has political opinions?

Wolves in 6.

5 years ago: “An incalculable loss” Today: Banning masks and restricting vaccine access

ima just say the Knicks defense was positively Blink fitness-level atrocious, but Halliburton doing the Reggie choke—in Game 1—is next level corny

I am starting to feel like these NBA refs wanna get involved in every play this postseason…

Only a man would think 100 men would stand a chance against 1 silver back gorilla...

Realizing why everyone is getting sent to a prison in Louisiana really cuts to the quick. Tl;dr: prison district gerrymandering -> higher profits for private prisons that used to be plantations.

“Dems would have carried out the same bombing just with a different app” is not comforting. Why do people in this country do backflips to stay in their cognitive dissonance?

Friendly reminder there are now more kids in Texas with measles than trans athletes in the entire US.

Knicks out here looking like a pickup game at Equinox. smh

It’s unfortunate to have to appeal to people’s rational self-interest rather than an innate sense of interconnected humanity, but let me attempt to underline something black and indigenous people have been saying for eons: 1/x 🧵

A fourth type of matter, Microsoft? In this economy?

I'm sure corporate-owned media outlets evading covering the rapid disintegration of the first amendment and the responsibility of the fourth estate will have a totally different outcome this time around.

After much thought, I have concluded the only genuinely useful thing AI can do is to re-encode 90’s NBA highlights and rap videos to 4K.

Lincoln Heights, OH thank you for showing everyone how it’s done.

Mustaaaaaarrrrrddddd!

“Help they won’t let us in to the Dept. of Education and we’ve tried absolutely nothing!!!”

I don’t have to fend off the desire to comply in advance. Anyone who knows me knows that, fortunately or unfortunately, I would rather die than let someone I don’t respect tell me what to do.

aaaand now it all makes sense

Liberalism has proven itself an animating factor in the rise of fascism perhaps more than fascism itself.

I’ve played video games enough to know this is “kid who’s a jerk but whose parents bought him Neo Geo and unlimited bagel bites so people hang out at his house after school anyway” behavior.

Attacked and seen

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Stakes is high.

fundamental law of the universe

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We really should consider making podcast equipment prohibitively expensive.

When the historians write about us, the phrase “…would have been convicted of election interference in the last election if he didn’t win this election…” will surely be a moment when readers will feel the need to take a break, put their respirator on, climb through the airlock, and go for a walk.

Are we sure the Grammys really still need to happen in two weeks? Maybe it’s just me but award show pageantry is pretty far down on my list of priorities in the current moment…

Top 5 Album Closers 1. Hurt - NIN 2. Purple Rain - Prince 3. Fight the Power - PE 4. Motion Picture Sdtk - Radiohead 5. It ain’t hard to tell - Nas h.m. Something in the way (Nirvana), Green Eyes (Badu), Caroline No, Levee Breaks