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no man’s sky has been a relaxing escape from the global shitshow. love to fly around around space, doing only the stuff in rpg’s people find boring—inventory management, mining, crafting, scanning unknown objects—over a chill synthwave soundtrack

Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones. Democrats: [wave placard] Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]

this viewpoint is incredibly dangerous and was 100% incepted into people by republican messaging. this person already has bought into “trans women aren’t women” and is very confident that that is a humane position. these policies mean genital checks for your cis daughters too.

lots of democrats are failing this moment horrendously but chris murphy has been on top of things. short thread that breaks down how total maga bullshit becomes maga fact

discover page getting heinously resisty, probably an indictment of me more than the algo. but i think i’ve blocked like 20 different accounts of libs posting ai slop photos of trump dressed like stalin.

guy delivering my eulogy:

elon’s nazi mom looks exactly like dolph lundgren in in rocky iv

You always see people talking about the grand vision, the secret plan or scheme behind what's happening, but taken together the only viable conclusion is that these guys are all complete idiots who believe the all dumbest shit they see online 24/7

huh i wonder why the trump administration lied about releasing the full epstein files

listen. i am a complete layperson when it comes to this stuff, but it seems to me like the future of a lot of medicine lies in mRNA based treatment. history will remember anti-mRNA hysterics as a truly idiotic reaction by some of the stupidest, cruelest grifters in history

chat, is this freak shit?

interesting!

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Congressional Republicans tried to pull a fast one. They called off the budget vote that cuts healthcare for over 38 million children and just put it back up after everyone left to try and make some Democrats miss the vote. Many Dems are voting by card to keep the vote open. I just did mine.

My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"

incredible stuff from the…. khive? beyond parody.

this dipshit has been accusing me of racism because i rightly called some neoliberal idiot out for suggesting the valid criticism of jeffries was based on race. i said what about chuck? and these dumbasses said it’s because he’s jewish. listen: i don’t know how to fix that level of brain rot!

neoliberal brain rot knows no class, no race. it can strike and make you a complete fucking idiot at any time

the rank incompetence on display from the very top of our government is going to be the thing that saves us. they are going to run the clock down to 2026 passing nothing but a budget (if that) and hope like hell they keep the house and senate.

if impotence were a tweet

i had jury duty yesterday—which when you’re a lawyer means you go sit quietly knowing you won’t get picked—and it went really smoothly, and everyone was friendly, and took the questions and responsibility seriously. nothing profound to add, just that a few dipshits in dc aren’t going to break us.

you’re nothing like me. i defeated radahn with no summons once. what is the rule of law to one who wields such gaming power, as if a god?

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

Minnesota Senator Tina Smith bringing the thunder 🔥

ok so what gets called "gender ideology" is jsut like "be who and how you want" and what gets called "not ideology" is like "follow these specific unwritten rules and perform these forbidden rituals according to the circumstances of your birth"

elon musk, professional deadbeat

Usually when states go to court alleging federal coercion in violation of the 10th Amendment there is not a literal video of the President doing it.

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

who let this idiot see die hard with a vengeance

Gift link. The actual story of the shackled people being deported without even being told where they were being taken — maybe to countries where they’d face torture or death — while their terrified children cried.😢 The White House posted that pic with “ASMR” tag. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/w...

no kings.

elon musk is really confident for someone who is ultimately made of flesh and bone. like ok man, speedrun becoming the most hated person in the western hemisphere. all because he’s got a weird little dick

i feel like this spoon every day

just saving this one in advance, for no reason

no billionaires. is that so much to ask

in the 00’s we would got copies of the atlantic monthly in ap english class, because there was short form fiction and poetry in there. look how the liberal intelligentsia have lobotomized themselves for profit

dunking on chait got me thinking. millennials/gen z, what are we keeping on the back of the toilet for guests, if anything? no matter how much ironic detachment i present to the world, i always make sure there’s a calvin & hobbes book in there w/ a cover that matches the season

judge ho was lead trial counsel in fish v. kobach, during which dale eviscerated him so thoroughly kobach was ordered to take continuing legal education classes. he is a brilliant attorney and i was very lucky to have him mentor me a bit many years ago. he is no rubber stamp for emil fucking bove

if you don’t listen to billy’s monday morning podcast, you are fucking up. you wanna know how to talk about these rat fuck billionaire parasites bleeding our country dry? bill is here to help with his boston charm

if anyone tries to correct me in person on the whole gulf of mexico thing i think i might call it the cunt sea

it rules how whenever you criticize democrats a thousand people crash into your mentions to angrily demand you explain "what exactly would you like them to do" and then they do this

we are all hostage to a scam economy filled with open corruption, insider trading, unaccountable billionaires, presidential pump and dumb schemes, & crushing student debt, where 25% of workers make under $25K. but stancil wants you to blame the Evil Left for saying the economy is bad actually

No lie detected…

this is the level of constitutional understanding i expect from a trial attorney who lost cases for trump to the tune of nearly a billion dollars in civil judgments

In other words, today’s liberals are supremely competent when it comes to the fiscal, legal, and regulatory challenges of modern governance. But they lack a compelling vision of society worth fighting for. (5/10)

betty white is stoned as hell this morning for a pedi (she is afraid of nyc garbage trucks and getting her nails clipped)