Pausa de hidratacion

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

Goombas waddle endlessly forward, but koopas stop and turn at ledges. Every time they do this 10,000 gallons of potable water is vaporized

Close all the straights and canals for a few weeks just to see what happens

We should primary these dorks too

Disagreed. I'm nowhere near as cool as Greta.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

It was a little confusing, but I think Billie Piper is the new UK prime minister?

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It plays all three Shining Force 3 scenarios at once

Did we bully the "Mitch McConnell did fascism the right way" guy off the website yet?

40-year-old men watching a presentation from a Japanese video game company and grumbling about "weeb shit" is prime streaming content

Ocarina remake was already leaked but I'm still flailing around

Dropping Kingdom Hearts IV in the Nintendo direct is wild

SINGLE PLAYER BRAVE EXVIUS WHAT

The "HR lady politics" guy isn't real. He only exists in your phone and if you block him he never existed at all

I think that Oakland show gonna be your last stop, RGG

I'm sorry, everybody. I asked my monkey's paw for steam decks to come back in stock

Nuking our company’s AI plans by saying “just like the NY Jets!” whenever a manager discusses AI initiatives

Dragon Quest XIII Versus is gonna be great

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

Worried at this rate we're never getting the ballroom

The revelation that Bulma has had an random alien buddy she's known since childhood and never mentioned is so stupid I love it

Really digging how Super is mostly goofy nonsense with the occasional big fight. Feels a lot like OG Dragon Ball

A few centuries late, but I'm starting Dragon Ball Super and I need to inform everybody that I liked the Frieza movie more than the Beerus one

Sorry I can't make it this weekend. I'm going to Jupiter to get more stupider

Can we normalize piracy?

I’ve thought long and hard about DoorDash discourse and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕

I know we're down on all the unnecessary Lord of the Rings content, but I think the Bill the Pony movie is gonna slap

It is once again time to start muting accounts that post twitter screenshots to get everyone angry

Tech companies layoff more people than this in a single email

If I was Editor in chief of a publication and my writing looked like something from a angry teen's livejournal circa 2006, I might be a fan of replacing myself with AI too

Every Cybertruck comes with Drake’s entire catalog preloaded.

I’m NOT excited and I’m NOT thrilled. I’m honestly scared to share this, but I’m not a coward. I have to show you what you helped us create. None of this would have been possible without your help, and we can’t finish it without your support www.launchgood.com/1948 youtu.be/D4qh1FAPEUo

"The Piss Cops Know About" is going to win 5 Oscars next year

driving professor layton to the forest up north trying really hard to keep my composure while he tells me the visible gun in my pocket reminds him of a puzzle

My (trans) girlfriend has just been suspended on Bluesky for mocking the moderators by stating a fact. It's a "serious violation" Fucking hell

Nope! Not this time, Bluesky. You can't make me learn anything about this week's weird guy

Majuular planning his next video

No, Aaron. I get you’re in a tough spot, but I cannot permit you to run from this.

Amazing website

Post a FFXIV meme made by you youtu.be/qCN3V6RF0n4

In light of recent events #FFXIV #FF14

I've decided I like the new Star Fox designs. It's like somebody took actual animals and slapped space Top Gun uniforms on them and that is very funny

Switch 2 exclusives on a real cart look so nice without all the giant disclaimers

We need to go woker actually

History is a slow treadmill ever-moving towards creating better pictures of our cats