You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

I honestly can’t understand how there are multiple electricity companies all using the exact same infrastructure. I don’t want to know or anything but it’s mad.

"Yer da brings markers to the polling station" #aras25

Nothing will make me dislike a person quicker than if they pluralise Euro.

What’s it like inside your head?

This Irish language Mean Girls parody has translated Netflix & Chill as ‘TG4 agus bualadh leathair’ wonderful stuff.

Why are film fans so obsessed with telling people how much a film made in the box office? Who don’t think I am? Their accountant?

My brother just roasted me so hard it genuinely hurt, but it was so funny I also keep laughing at it.

Ireland picking a President: ‘Someone thoughtful and wise, please, a noble spirit who reflects our better selves.’ Ireland picking a Taoiseach: ‘What can you show me in a Shameless Chancer?’

Great strides being made in Irish and Scottish relations. 🇮🇪🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This has surprised me as much as hearing tonight that Tennessee Williams only died in 1983, meaning he was alive at the same time as Serena and Venus, the other tennisy Williams

Whoever is dressing Siobhán McSweeney on The Traitors is doing an unbelievable job. Look after look.

Watching Home of the year trying to figure out what human rights their ancestors were involved in to give them the money for this house. “The artwork is inspired by my great-grandfathers work for King Leopold in the Congo rubber industry”

My theory is that a lot of the people complaining about immigrants being housed in hotels are picturing them on holiday, getting room service, maybe visiting the spa.

Even more than 20 years after My tenure, whenever I hear them talking about the Central Bank on the news I still think it’s about drunk goth kids hanging around Dame Street.

Think my therapist is getting tired of me. Keeps suggesting I do that Matt Talbot thing. Unprompted.

I feel we moved on from this abomination too quickly. No one held accountable

I will never understand why politicians in Ireland being interviewed feel the need to have a gang of gormless men standing behind them looking into the camera.

Glad I put a T-shirt in the fridge before I went out this morning!

So is kefir just a thick Yop that’s on the turn yeah?

In Legally Blonde, Chutney is just such a perfect name for an entitled rich kid. Impeccable.

Once again obsessed with Tina Weymouth in the Life During Wartime video

@selkies.bsky.social Friend of mine just moved to Brussels today and all the shops are closed until Tuesday. What kind of operation are you running over there?

‘It’s Good To Practice Some Self Care,’ Says Man Kicking Back And Letting Last Chance At Happiness And Success Slip Away theonion.com/it-s-go...

RIP Peter David. Writer of some of the best Star Trek books.

They’re getting the band back together

I won this T-shirt as part of a hamper and the only person it would fit is my 12 year old niece. I don’t know if my sister-in-law is going to be happy with me. Kids have to learn about Yorgos Lanthimos sooner or later.

Just lost 5 grand betting on the pope.

5 minutes from the end of a therapy session, hitting the therapist with a Columbo “one more thing”. Nothing like it.

Nation’s Independent Bookstore Owners Announce They Don’t Have It In Stock But Would Be Happy To Order It In For You theonion.com/nation-...

If I’d known how hot it was going to be today I wouldn’t have worn all black every day for the past 20 years

The realisation that there won't be a birthday cake from Thunders this year just hit me like a brick. Had the photo picked out and all.

People are increasingly talking to me about using ChatGPT with no shame. People I respected.

The UK are at it again.

If the economy really is going to collapse can we bring back bags of broken biscuits? I’m too poor to be proud.

My favourite piece of graffiti has been removed after giving me decades of enjoyment. Simple, pointed, timeless. I’ll miss it.

Tír gan manga, tír gan anime.

Depressing how much of the children’s books section are just by British comedians and tv presenters.

Is 7 too young to get into finance?

Got this ad on instagram. Betting has gone too far.

Megalopolis should have gotten best picture

i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them

They think it’s very funny how you like to do things by the book and follow the instructions until they need your help figuring how to use lönset slats with a malm bed. Then they’re nothing but compliments. Taking this cool screwdriver set as payment.

“Ní fheicim thú sa chlub riamh” well ní fheicim thú ag foghlaim teanga álainn ár dtíre riamh

My favourite harmless conspiracy theory is that the counters on Tipping Point are manipulated by magnets.

Went to a Panto see my niece perform. Very impressive production, very fun. Jokes about goin’ bricker and The Clique from the X-Factor. Something for everyone.

Bought myself some gur cake this morning to have for lunch. I can hear it downstairs, calling me, tempting me.