Remember, The Space Force has an important role, after all even Coasties need someone to laugh at

Merry Goth Christmas

@karads9.bsky.social I can't remember if you have 1 of these, and local author was wearing it topatoco.com/collections/...

Dear Seattle Mariners: Just because there are up to 5 games in the series doesn't mean you need to play all 5

Who is gonna sue first, The Dr Seuss estate, or the NFL

*singing* This is the game that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend, some teams started playing it not knowing what it was, And they’ll continue playing it forever just because...

This just in, the State of Alabama discourages the reverse cowgirl position, stating "You don't turn your back on family."

Hey @karads9.bsky.social

@trekkiebill.bsky.social remind you of someone?

THE PHALUS IS LIT, GONDOR CALLS FOR ANTIBIOTICS

World Con LA has fully scrubbed their theme (Essentially Westward Expansion and Manifest Destiny) from the web.

Working on an idea for a D&D dungeon based on the Michigan State University steam tunnels. Part of the goal is to find a missing kid named Eggbert. IYKYK #DnD #D&D #SatanicPanic

Was reading the Forgotten Realms wiki. came across an entry for Grym Fartread. I KNOW its most likely Far-Treader, I read it as Fart-Reader

RIP Ozzy

...wonder what the worst that could happen. Public park, screaming kids, im tempted on playing songs from the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack Specifically this 1 youtu.be/9sVoglgJjRg?...

Today’s mood:

It is genuinely impressively to be so disliked that 35,000 bar members bother to vote in a bar election, which ranks somewhere below dentist visit in list of fun stuff to do.

Insane Clown Parfait

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Vatican II: Papal Boogaloo

Well the school will not count that (now no longer required) class for humanities, SO I'm taking a class over summer...

In regards to my 3d printer: ITS ALIVE... and in honor of the first print we shall sing *Singing* Benchys aweigh my boys, Benchys aweigh

We have the 4 dipshits of the apocalypse War: Hegseth Plague: RFK Jr Famine: Rubio Death: Vance Antichrist: Trump

Well, triggering the brake on a SawStop table saw wasn't on my bingo card for today

If anyone had been wanting to pick up the Harebrained Schemes Battletech game, it with all the expansions are on sale at GOG for about 5 more hours www.gog.com/en/game/batt...

Over the last 27 years I went from being built like a brick shithouse to being built like a shit brick house

This member of the Gravy Seals makes me look thin

Im gonna ruin a TNG episode by changing a single word in a quote. Quote: "Computer, in the Seussian style, create a mystery to confound Data with an opponent who has the ability to defeat him."

Dear Fuckhole... no idea why autocorrect suggested that for RFK Jr... go compare vaccines to when there stopped being areas in cemeteries specifically for babies and children, you brain worm addled piece of shit...

so this should make some people both laugh, and wince at the same time While I have been working on my printer I have been referring to the end stops as e-stops An end stop and e-stop are VASTLY different things

Elon was clearly and obviously crazy and problematic well before the Cybertruck ever shipped.

BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province. Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.

I know he doesn't keep this type of Livestock, and lives in California but this made me think of @neolithicsheep.bsky.social

Sooo, I no longer need to specify "before the 2024 Player's Handbook" when I say I have all the D&D 5e books

Sooooo.... is it too soon to start the Dinger for Pope campaign?