Everyone talks about the BBC Sherlock phone charger thing but this cursèd Onion headline torments me every time I do the dishes 😔

So far in my life I have never once heard the name John Mellencamp and not had him mixed up with John Philip Sousa

I need another person in my life who remembers everything that ever happened to Ramona and Beezus Quimby

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wow, a rare depiction of the coolest guy who ever lived.

Looking forward to tuning into this remotely tomorrow!

Abolish DHS

I haven't gotten any oneg PBs and I still want to see one!

Jersey friends I know we're all sad we don't get to vote for Mamdani but pls do go vote

I am so behind on submissions 😭 if you're waiting on me I'm so sorry

Look. I'm not mad you bought a Kimmel picture book. But marginalized creators are getting banned and death threats and harassed all the time. It'd be neat to show them that wallet solidarity.

Me and Florence Welch are so on the same page right now I can only think about the album she's about to drop for a few seconds at a time or I start mentally unraveling she's literally posting Lolly Willowes passages

This is a HUGE year for the building gamer community 😵‍💫 I've been playing the demo for this game High Above

Zeke and Mylene from The Get Down may really be my one truest pairing of all time

The yearly pay at the federal minimum wage: $15,080 The average yearly cost of a 1 bedroom apartment in the United States: $17,340 We need living wages and lower housing costs. This is not sustainable.

"Did you see Conclave? OK so remember the scene where Stanley Tucci apologizes?" —me next time someone asks how to pronounce Temerity's name 💅

NJ friends go vote in the primary today!

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Deli Boys is so good

nathan fielder (narrating): to understand what it’s like to be in a plane crash, i needed to experience one myself. but i would have to defeat the god of death to return to the world of the living. so in a studio warehouse, i recreated the shadow realm of duat and the twelve gates of the underworld,

The monthly themed crossword is all about tiktok fashion microtrends. Everything is coming up Tova

Also. I haven't been posting a lot on here about the state of the country because it seems so cartoonishly insufficient but what they did to Dr. Hayden is so so so so despicable and horrifying and evil. Just pure evil.

WAIT important #mswl why are there no picture books about oneg?? The after-Shabbat-service snack extravaganza

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

Anyway, read trans books.

Agatha All Along was so unbearably good and then they MCUed all over it....

I can't decide which is more outdated, the fact that my laundry room only takes quarters or the methods available for obtaining said quarters

The dating apps are giving me AI generated feedback on my profile. So. If you need me I'll be lying on my face on the floor

Hi I just finally traced and neutralized the source of the high pitched noise I've been hearing every 30 seconds inside my apartment for like 2 weeks

Every time I find out anything that's happening it's like looking directly into the sun except the sun is made of more rage and disgust than can possibly be held in a human brain :)

Glad to see Bluesky has quickly taken up twitter's mantel of "place where I mostly get upset when I look at it"

Nothing could have prepared me for how fun Conclave was. Like there's essentially a regina george burn book scene

she's so cute I missed her so muchhhh 😭😭😭😭babyyyy 😭😭😭 #xokitty

In this house we value gf cheddar biscuits with strawberry jam

disdain rocks it's like if hate was chill