Why did I think that was Ant and Dec being serious?

Glasgow Prestwick, taking their "Pure Dead Brilliant" slogan literally

Want to feel old millennials? Anthony Stewart Head would have been 42-43 in Buffy Season One

As well as being a white-supremacist, the world's richest paedophile is spectacularly stupid - "Scotts" like a country of people called Scott? - not sure the Irish were liked by the founding fathers mate - wales not in because he hasn't heard of it? At least he didn't use the Liberia emoji

And one of the first survivors to step forward to try to stop Epstein? A trans woman, who was promptly mocked and villified by the New York Post, New York Magazine, the courts and law enforcement.

Wouldn't happen in Glasgow

Today is the social media manager of Iceland Supermarkers's time to shine

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

you guys ever see Looper

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

you will be visited by three spirits

Pedro Pascal somehow not being in Heads Of State ruined my flush #LastFourWatched

A Good Day To Die Hard by a whisker

“I hear you're a racist now, Grok.”

I'm never leaving Québec

Why would I let AI replace me using song lyrics as placeholder for exposition dialogue? Niko and Roman Bellic used to sing Gilbert & Sullivan and Bohemian Rhapsody on the way to bowling before the writers (and lawyers) noticed

This new strain of “I went to London. I saw some social problems that were the predictable cause of not spending enough on the safety net and on infrastructure. I decided it was the fault of immigrants. Also, London is finished but also too expensive” talk, among other things, is just loser talk.

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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

Global Order Alliance To Save Europe

Vance gives Salacious Crumb vibes, a true sigma male icon

“Fenton! Fenton! FENTON!! Oh Jesus Christ!”

You have to feel a little for Robbie Williams - you have a big-budget biopic of your life released that's actually good, which then bombs with the loudest criticism being nobody knows who you are... only for a bloody Gary Barlow song to be what's played at that years Oscars

2 fucking headlines right next to each other

Starting Muñoz instead of Gabriel or Amad would have given me the most points in the world this week #fpl

Go to Google Search "Gulf of Mexico" Click the 3 little dots next to "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)" Choose "Send feedback" Click "Gulf of America" Click "Inaccurate content" Click "Incorrect" Tell Google the correct name en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of...

New in at #1 of loathful things about Musk - he's doing all these obviously illegal things that make the world worse for everyone but him knowing full well he'll get one of those Gold Plated presidential pardons before an ounce of comeuppance

How I arrived on Bluesky

saw someone asking what trans people did to deserve all the vitriol, & nothing actual of course. but transness breaks the rule #1 of the conservative hierarchical worldview, that your position is to a large degree defined by your birth. choosing to put yourself in a different tier is heretical

If any anglophones want to know what 'hiraeth' is, show them some @ianmcque.bsky.social art

Late to the party, but it's 9am on a Sunday and I just played *that* Alan Wake II mission with the silliest grin on my face Thank you @remedygames.com

Same day I see some absolute chud post about the lovely people working on GTA IV being 'woke' or something, @shaunvids.bsky.social uploafd a new video on the same topic to sooth my inner-rage youtu.be/WPsSguYNHpk?...

Something swell with Bluesky is custom feeds, like this one of folks you follow who don't post a lot but might get diluted by 'noisier' posters

Been binging the show Warrior. The pumpy fun Peaky Blinders wishes it could be. Martial Arts and city gang fights with a naaasty soundtrack and some winning performances

If we're humouring Musk and not calling his latest scam D.G.E, then the Federal Bureau of Investigation is now known as FBOI

#TheWeekInTory is back, damn you 1. Britain faces a crisis in health, education, farming, energy, housing, childcare, social care, imports, exports, manufacturing, services, debt, growth and infrastructure, so Rishi Sunak announced his grand plan to slightly alter A-Levels

If you have a crush on me, I'm wondering if you could possibly take the livestock enclosure off me as its heavier than it looks

That's it - deactivated and deleted Twitter. It's just not fun anymore and it's all Musks fault. Hopefully bluesky/threads/something becomes the place we all hang out and share silly little sentences with each other instead of rubbernecking at a trashfire

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