Good morning happy Friday

Season 7, Episode 6: Treehouse of Horror VI #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S07E06 #Halloween #TreehouseOfHorror #Cartoon

Season 7, Episode 6: Treehouse of Horror VI #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S07E06 #Halloween #TreehouseOfHorror #Cartoon

Season 7, Episode 6: Treehouse of Horror VI #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S07E06 #Halloween #TreehouseOfHorror #Cartoon

Season 7, Episode 6: Treehouse of Horror VI #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S07E06 #Halloween #TreehouseOfHorror #Cartoon

Season 10, Episode 2: Fry and Leela's Big Fling #Futurama #S10E02 #Cartoon

Season 10, Episode 2: Fry and Leela's Big Fling #Futurama #S10E02 #Cartoon

Season 10, Episode 3: T.: The Terrestrial #Futurama #S10E03 #Cartoon

“Inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!” “Sideshow Bob Roberts” first aired October 9, 1994. (Clip features a deleted line!)

Trump finally invites Brooke Rollins to speak for the first time during the whole cabinet meeting but tells her to do so "very quickly, by the way."

“Satire is the most powerful weapon in a democracy because it forces people to laugh at their leaders, and once you make people laugh at authority, you’ve won.” - Lenny Bruce and others @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social

Me when I want to just talk about pop music as neither a fan of a particular artist but also not a hater of said artist:

Cubs.

Me to the Cubs:

Watching the Cubs trying to score in any inning that’s not the first:

I wonder if Dan did this entire speech in one take

love to make people laugh and smile I love Jesus Christ the Lord and saviour. I have a pure heart. I love Donald Trump these are cool president

GET OUT TRUMP!! Gooooo!

Season 7, Episode 6: Treehouse of Horror VI #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S07E06 #Halloween #TreehouseOfHorror #Cartoon

31 years ago today, in his run for mayor, Sideshow Bob got a good zinger on a non-existent city councilman. “Sideshow Bob Roberts” first aired October 9, 1994.

Season 7, Episode 6: Treehouse of Horror VI #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S07E06 #Halloween #TreehouseOfHorror #Cartoon

the video feed of the cabinet meeting abruptly ends as Trump and Lutnick talk about the White House chandeliers

TAPPER: But isn't the CR that Schumer voted on in March before the big beautiful bill passed, so it didn't contain the cuts to Medicaid or the reductions in increases to Medicaid? MIKE JOHNSON: We didn't cut Medicaid. We reformed it.

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REPORTER: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus? PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA: "Suspending who?" REPORTER: Habeas corpus?

-“we’re the ones saving health care” 🤥 (they just cut $1 TRILLION from Medicaid, he hasn’t had a plan in 10 years) -He then ignores basic math saying he’ll cut drug costs “500%” (not how it works) -And says they’re “only cutting Democrat programs” (that help regular folks)

Trump on the Nobel: "Nobody in history has solved eight wars in a period of nine months. And I've stopped eight wars. That's never happened before. But they'll have to do what they do. Whatever they do is fine."

Beautiful

Season 10, Episode 1: 2-D Blacktop #Futurama #S10E01 #Cartoon

Bill Burr explains why he did the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Q: Can you promise Palestinians they will be able to stay? TRUMP: Uhhh. Well they know exactly what we're doing. You can't live right now in Gaza.

Trump: "There is a tremendous amount of proof or evidence I would say as a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time."

Trump says Democrats want crime and incite it (so much for toning down the rhetoric ... )

Season 6, Episode 6: Treehouse of Horror V #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S06E06 #Halloween #TreehouseOfHorror #Cartoon

Season 6, Episode 6: Treehouse of Horror V #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S06E06 #Halloween #TreehouseOfHorror #Cartoon

Season 10, Episode 1: 2-D Blacktop #Futurama #S10E01 #Cartoon

Season 6, Episode 6: Treehouse of Horror V #Simpsons #TheSimpsons #S06E06 #Halloween #TreehouseOfHorror #Cartoon

Also Trump: No one knows more about low IQs than I do. I once correctly identified a drawing of an elephant. Anyone else would’ve said, “It’s a giraffe,” but I knew it was an elephant. That’s why I was elected— because I know things. I know it all. Now, who’s this woman Crockett?

Season 10, Episode 1: 2-D Blacktop #Futurama #S10E01 #Cartoon

FINNISH PRESIDENT: We're gonna deliver the first icebreaker in 2028 TRUMP: Good. Just a little bit before a big event.

Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus? TRUMP: Suspending who? Q: Habeas corpus TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.

Brooke Rollins: "Here's what everyone has to understand. The farm economy is in a very uncertain time. But that isn't because of the current trade negotiations, although certainly the China part is part of that. But we inherited a slew of issues."