call me a chicken the way i'm crossing this road

Jimmy Kimmel is going to behead mickey mouse live on tv

NASA needs to invent vapes for space

Where was Chiitan on 9-10

We need to have a serious conversation about how the authors name is Bryony Gooch

I got that dawg in me (dog breed that God abandoned)

I'm going to make a rat trap just for you

She squirt on my neck call me Charlie Kirk. She throws it back imma go berserk Pussy sound mushy, makin' me smirk Pumping in and out got me acting like clockwork Her boobs remind me of drugs: perc-y I beat her pussy up: no mercy Now we pause for a moment, thirsty

My bitch gives me neck like Charlie Kirk Got your sister in my room, watchin' her twerk. Hold up, I need another perc Mess with me, you'll be merc'd I dont need shooters, just the dirk I get more bitches than Captain Kirk

It's to counteract the straight chemicals that the keeblers put in

I've created a new non-profit: the Take-A-Wish foundation.

elf twinks got me acting like a gooner in a Korn concert

honestly I might sell my soul to Tzeentch

Reject modernity, reject vapes Return to tradition, return to crack rocks

I'm a 3rd amendment auditor

Call me lavender the way i rampaged through his mystical body

Tengo una fiesta en mi casa y tus hermanas bonitas tienen invitaciones

"That's strange, Gladys- I talked to my bingo money and it said it didnt know you?"

I'm built different: concave, inverted

I kiss dudes to get to the mermaids

smash clankers, recycle bolt munchers, bluescreen rust buckets, rub magnets on slop-bots

They call me they/them because they can't believe I burned this village by myself

Elf ruin? Yeah, they ruin everything

i am armed with sharp cheese, hard cured meats, and the finest grains in all the land.

I believe in you 当たらなければどうということはないですっ☆

My shed skin after i molt :)

I'm directing a remake of trainspotting with real heroin

AI will never replace the guy on drugs in the street shouting some heat

I recite my manifesto in public parks, making everyone uncomfortable, because robots cannot replace it

my shampoo smells like sprite

call me SIG p320 the way i randomly discharge

Stephen Colbert should go back to his apolitical show, the Colbert Report

party at my place, all of your sisters are invited

call me thatcher's grave the way i'm getting pissed on 💯🔥💦

We have to kill conservatives

bro im so mad i need to pop a blue chew to calm down

FUCKING GET EM STEVE-DAVE!

reading the sacred texts (yaoi)

i have emerged from my sludge bath, rejuvenated

my plans for this week involves taking 15 Adderalls and jerking off until I die

Call me homo the way I'm erectus

Visiting the Gnome therapist :v T̶h̶e̶ ̶G̶n̶o̶m̶e̶r̶a̶p̶i̶s̶t̶... Nope...No. Scratch that one...

I love Mexican art so much

Last time I heard nirnroot i blacked out and woke up in a field, naked and covered in blood. It didn't taste like it was mine.

you see this, post a monster

Daddy Long Legs implies the existence of Mommy Long Legs. WHERE IS SHE

Nothing better than a glass of #MagicElixir... Except maybe #ElfTwinks

Chet Hanks could lead me into battle but only if he keeps speaking in his Jamaican accent