That @ilhanmn.bsky.social is a bad ass.

This Punk/Styles match is slow as hell and I’m expecting a Gunther interruption finish. #WWE

I’ve been a state government lawyer for 25 years. This is bullshit.

*Arya Stark Voice* Donald Trump JD Vance Stephen Miller Kristi Noem Greg Bovino Pam Bondi Mike Johnson Mitch McConnell

Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.

I may have to get off BlueSky for a while just to protect my sanity. The rage I feel every time I open this website is damaging me physically.

You can also just listen to “The Dollop” podcast.

I’m going to scream

Where is Liam Ramos?

Where is Liam Ramos right now? Who is with him? When was the last time he ate? Everyone involved in this abduction is a criminal. Livid. @markey.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov @vanhollen.senate.gov What is the opposition party doing to find and care for this poor, scared kid?

Are they counting times they are called tiny-dicked, murdering, boot-licking fascists? I think we can get those numbers up.

I'm late to this but Dispatch is a delight. So fun. So funny. It's like a James Gunn directed video game in the best way. Can't wait to play again.

Just want to start by saying that I'm generally very happy with my senators, @markey.senate.gov and @warren.senate.gov. But if they're listening - I don't want to hear the words "training," "reform," "restoration" or anything like that when it comes to ICE. We don't need ICE, we never did. End it.

i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.

We literally don’t need ICE for anything

Hey this is a crime. This is a threat.

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

tapping the sign www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Hey quick question what's Congress for?

Irony just got shot in the face.

perfect metaphors don’t exis—

I see a lot of wrong nowadays, but this kind of wrong is baffling.

I drew this in 1980 when I was 8.

I'm trying to swear less on my feed but what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

How could they? #SNME

i stand by this statement every year

"The horrors persist but so do I" is a reasonably good mantra.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Hey society? Repeat after me: I do not care… I DO NOT CARE… what that rich guy thinks. WHAT THAY RICH GUY THINKS. Good. Now repeat that every morning until it sticks.

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

I’m doing my part! @gettingovercast.bsky.social www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

It’s maybe possible that I swear too much.

We are not at war with Venezuela, yet. The boats are civilian craft. The U.S. criminal code does not maintain a death penalty for drug smuggling. Due process is required before conviction or sentence. All of the 80 people killed thus far are wanton murders slain under illegal orders. All of them.

This framing is driving me crazy. IT IS ALL ILLEGAL!! WE CAN'T JUST BLOW UP SUSPECTED DRUG DEALERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN! Stop focusing on the second strike when the first strike is premeditated murder.

Here’s my turkey. 36-hour brine, compound butter, wrapped in a butter-soaked cheese cloth. It kicks ass.

took this stance real early on, have been paying close attention, and i have yet to see a single thing that manages to challenge that opinion even a little bit, rather than solidifying it into diamond-hard conviction

Happy Bacon and Whiskey Night to all who celebrate.

Read this article. If you're the head of a household, wondering why you can't get ahead, this will explain that feeling. It will make you sick.

I don’t know why people hate lawyers.

If I said "quiet piggy" to a woman during the performance of my job I'd be rightly fired.

No matter how much you hate him, you don’t hate him as much as his make-up artist does.

How do you kill a company? Like utterly destroy it?

Genuine lol at this.

you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt