If you enjoy infomercials from 15+ years ago, this Iowa State - Cincinnati game is for you! The local ad spots must have been unsellable in most areas.

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I've been in Sicily all week (and holy shit do I not want to leave) so seeing you people post FROM THE PAST is really trippy.

Centrist Dems would rather attract eight Republican voters and still lose, when they could move their policies about fifteen inches to the left and bring hundreds of thousands of disaffected voters to the polls and win. Billionaire money. It's a drug.

The New York Times is not your friend. Never has been, never will be. Stop expecting it to act like one.

Yeeeah, I think I'm just going to keep my thoughts to myself this evening. Except about cheese. Cheese is good.

I just got a Covid booster. Hooray for elevated BMI, I guess?

This is definitely some early-season Chiefs defense.

Co-sign.

Truth. My relatives who had dairy cows kept a pasteurizer on their counter. It was about the size of a crock pot.

I don't think a defensive slugfest is what people wanted from UT-tOSU today, but who are we to question the wisdom of the football deities.

Taylor Swift’s in-house legal commando squad right now

Happier flex: Springsteen in 2002 with a solo piano "Incident On 57th Street."

Sad flex: I was at the last show of the final Monkees tour before Mike Nesmith passed. I believe they played one more show in LA the next month.

The real answer to "Why is Cincy-Nebraska in Kansas City?" is "Clark Hunt loooooves money." Especially a sellout game's worth of money that he doesn't have to share with the NFL #cfb

From that time when Thor hosted Saturday Night Live and the musical guest was a grunge band from Portland named Galactus

Travis Kelce is the poster boy for "Shoot Your Shot, The Worst She Can Say Is No." Congrats to those crazy not-kids. I hope it works out.

People need to be a little more specific in their doomposting so I can determine which level of overreaction is most appropriate.

When I was 16, I hadn't yet seen the original IBM PC. So I'd walk around saying "duh, buh, guh?" the entire day.

The Kansas House of Representatives, a wholly owned subsidiary of Koch Industries, Inc.

I have been waiting 40 years for this stadium. Rock Chalk!! #kufb #cfb

Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation

"I Gave My Life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel Parking Lot" sounds like an all-time great satirical country song to me.

Is there a "pump it directly into my veins" option for this book?

Fr,fr!

I'm only going to be in Italy for ten days, so you can stuff this future tense stuff up your cloaca, Duolingo owl.

I'm going to the Minnesota State Fair next week. I am very disappointed to find that there is no @Rifftrax pavilion.

Things are shitty and stupid, but at least I can watch @rifftrax.com in an actual theater tonight.

Rey, Finn, and Luke. Plus Rian Johnson rustling some jimmies that desperately needed rustling.

Just because the world isn't pissing me off enough, I'm reading about the Italian campaign in 1943-44. Now I want to go back and hit a bunch of generals upside the head with a 2x4.

Ah, preseason football is here. I have to get my "laughing at people who whine about the Chiefs" muscles loosened up.

I dunno, maybe if the world wasn't on fire and all these absolutely horrible people weren't running things into the ground, I'd be in a better mood and post more often.

Stop scrolling, & post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..... YEAAAAUGH!!!

I want an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin!

Jim Davis, birthday, Garfield, blah blah blah. I'm here to celebrate the two pages of The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl he drew a few years ago. #comics #Marvel

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

So here's a thing that exists: Vlasic Pickle Balls. All the dill pickle flavor you crave, with bonus carbohydrates!! They got the taste right. Whether that's a good or bad thing is up to you. #junkfood

Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

Oooh, brother, whatchu gonna do when the Grim Reaper comes for you?

Thanks for telling us about the Crazy Train, Ozzy. I wish we could get off the damn thing.

All this Coldplay chat, and I still don't know what they mean by "Roman Cavalry Choirs."

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, they said it was fhqwhgads

I'm 60 years old. I always thought that I'd have seen Polythene Pam by now.

I just became happier than ever about it.

"New pretty mommy, why can't new stupid daddy walk?"

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