This video is linked in Cooper’s piece and if you were ever into the Dead I think it’s totally worth your time but also lmao this top comment has me weeping

Scrolling through my saved posts and this one makes me laugh. Because I saved it to show my therapist. But like lol no I’m not gonna do that.

Every sturdy oak Seahawks poaster on this website: lol, have you seen andor Me, for reasons I do not even understand anymore: lol, have you seen Zoo

Drinking Old Forester Prohibition. Good stuff!

Watched the Artemis re-entry with my son and my dad. That’s kinda fuckin cool.

You’re in her DMs. I am driving past the Karl Malone Toyota in Draper, UT. We are not the same.

Dylan Brooks is honestly superhuman. In the top 500 people to ever try his profession and still finds a way to make himself a humiliation and laughing stock at his job on a regular basis.

Detroit Denver Wisconsin (that just looks like too much cheese) ND (that is definitely too much tot)

Watching this show Bait and it’s got some good ass jokes. Also Riz Ahmed looks a lot like Tim Onion (compliments to both)

What idiot called them vaccinations and not cow pokes

@olliemcclellan.bsky.social my grandma got a scam letter from someone purporting to be from MZ Law Office in Mississauga, ON. DM me if you want a laugh.

Stayed up all night packing for a trip. I’m gonna be up in three hours and phone in the shoddiest work you’ve ever seen til noon. Gonna enjoy exactly one G&T at the airport if time allows, and then hope to sleep exactly 80 minutes on the plane. That’s when the party starts in SLC baybeeeeee

I think they are both pretty cool.

Hard to say for sure but it looks like Weiss got in there at the exact moment Lopez was at his most vulnerable.

I lost my trousers at a ballgame once. Had gone to the concessions and had an armload of food headed back to my seats. Climbed about 20 rows up and could feel my pants slipping but no free hands. The moment I get back to my seat my shorts fall off my ass. Wasn’t on tv thank god.

LA people, hasn’t this happened before?

If your Suarez be Geno I’d root for your team-o If your Suarez, Luiz Unfollow me plz

If I have to watch Michigan celebrate another natty the cannon better be explosive in a couple weeks

“Do not go in there!” Is a hilarious call that makes me wonder if he’s seen Austin Powers.

Can’t be the first to have posted this, but: that’s not a moon, that’s a space station!

Tip is up, it is big stupid sandwich time.

Having never heard of Byron Allen prior to this, I was at least a little disappointed to find out it’s not the same nerd I went to middle school with.

The Hyatt in Memphis surely has lovely views of the river, but starting to believe LeBron just loves the ducks at the Peabody and is pissed the team doesn’t stay there instead.

Because of the internet’s only college football podcast I just learned I have like two weeks to join the French Foreign Legion before I lose eligibility.

I’m kind of obsessed with Drops of God again and I need the right combo of people to talk about it with. I’m looking for equal combo of TV and wine people. @cinquinho.bsky.social @calligator.bsky.social and if I remember right @magnolia2010.bsky.social is a wine person?

You ever get in the shower and laugh at how confused people from England would be to see how many “no solicitors” signs are posted near entrances to buildings in the US?

I don’t think all the laudatory replies appreciate how violent hippos are. Or maybe they all know how funny it is how hippos poop. Or maybe they all follow @internethippo.bsky.social and think that’s what Derek is all about?

If Bill Walton was still alive he’d have shat his pants twice by now.

On the one hand, my kids are the light of my life. On the other hand this is a lot more Imagine Dragons than I realized I was signing up for.

Stumbled across an incredible photo on my phone

If anyone wants to know how broken the brains of Mariners fans are, half of our posts on the Discord are in Morse code.

Wayne from Letterkenny making a Florida State Seminoles/seminal vesicles pun was funny on its own, but then him doubling down and saying that would’ve gotten a lot more respect somewhere else was 😘

What’s your most heretical belief that has nothing to do with religion? Mine is that Michael Dyer was down.

I think there are fair comparisons to make between The West Wing and The Pitt, but! The West Wing highlighted critical issues in which a fictional government could ride in like a White Knight and save the day. The Pitt just drags you through hell and you realize it doesn’t have to be like this.

I really enjoy Drops of God (for my own reasons, shut up) but low key of all the ways I suspend my disbelief, a rich Japanese kid devoting his life to wine and never learning French is maybe the funniest one I can’t get over

Hahahahahahahahahgahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahgahgahagaggsgsha (Deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHGAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

I am 1% annoyed that I’m moots with so many Michigan fans. Yall convinced me this WBB team was final four-worthy.

A Ukrainian immigrant helped UConn (where I teach) to win one of the best NCAA tournament games ever. Fuck Duke, fuck Stephen Miller. GO immigrants! Go Huskies!

Man, I didn’t even get to watch the Duke UConn game (I was literally touching grass) and I still can’t believe how it ended.

I had convinced myself there were 10 eps of Pluribus for some reason so when ep 9 ended, and a new ep autoplayed, it took me more than 20 minutes to realize that it was an episode of Hijack and not some weird Pluribus flashback.

Eulogized my friend this weekend. Hadn’t seen him in over a decade (schizophrenia emerged in his early 20s and despite plenty of community support and best efforts, he chose to live on the streets) but we were very close growing up.

A thing that can never be proven but I know in my soul to be true is that if Duke had worn blue and UConn had worn white the exact same sequence would’ve occurred but Duke would’ve won.

Long way of saying “Ran into Kevin Smith today”

I saw someone 30 Rock posting and that’s all the excuse I need to mention that “stupid $4000 ham napkin” is a phrase that runs through my head 24/7

Hi there, I’m the Costco jester. I haven’t even considered that’s part of the business model; that sometimes you make a big purchase at a huge discount to exploit supply chain distortions. You know it isn’t sustainable when you pull that trigger, but you do it cuz you know your members will love it.

Block this asshole for posting slop

Eat shit Kim Mulkey!

Good lord what a sick pass