Banged out the Saturday nytxw in 5:35. That’s faster than my best *Friday* time.

This is the worst fucking football game I’ve ever seen

Excuse me Carolina Hurricanes netminder Frederik Anderson, where is pee stored?

So little drama tonight MSNBC is carrying Mikie’s whole speech

Horton so open I legit thought WFT forgot to put someone on him.

Worried about that INT holding up. Arm maybe came down OB before the second toe tapped.

Lmao. Books stop taking action on a UFC fight when money floods in on a +220 underdog to win in the first and then that’s exactly what happens. Good night to fix a fight I guess.

I would welcome a BlueJays win if Kershaw comes in to take the L

In Quebec they call him Trois Oui-Sauvage

Toronto dorks had me convinced the series was over. Not even close!

Parental advisory: check your kids’ candy hauls for Reese’s Take 5, then steal a couple. They’re good as hell.

Runner is down, get a move on

Gorrilaz have not aged well

Some friends are hosting families for pre-trick-or-treating tomorrow. Someone is bringing taco meat, the hosts are providing tortillas, we have been tasked with taco toppings. AITA for thinking we are being tasked with the most labor intensive (and possibly most expensive) assignment?

Lmao that Jeff Landry is taking away football coach hiring powers away from Scott Woodward. As an alum I’m sure that’s killing him. OTOH, and under know circumstances do you have to hand it to Jeff Landry, Scott did hire a real bastard that everyone hated!

Kinda hope this goes 7 games now so history remembers it as the 8-game World Series

“Fuck it, play Free Bird”

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Marine layered.

Fox playing First Tube coming back from commercial. Their music dudes rule.

Any job Ed Orgeron wants, but doesn’t land, is indicative of nothing more than boosters insecure in the stability of their marriages.

This little painting of Ruth Bader Ginsburg in Uptown is America’s portrait of Dorian Gray

You take a strawberry. You dip it in sour cream, then you dip the sour cream-covered berry in a little bit of brown sugar. It is as delicious as it is simple.

Saw One Battle After Another tonight. Loved it. My second favorite of PTA’s movies after Blood.

Just saw Skattebo is getting his ankle repaired in a Philly hospital. There is a 350% probability someone etches a Go Birds on the plate they insert.

A pox on Dan Prescott for taking away a possible 69 yd FG attempt w/ that dumbass pick

The commentators for El Classico are absolutely livid over this PK call and it’s hilarious.

Terrrrrrrrrible call in Husky Stadium. Second dicey PI called against the Huskies and this one takes away an interception.

Cliff Mass was right about Seattle

🎶we’re going out Out OUT with our boyfriends We’re going out to see “Snowden” The movie about Edward Snowden🎶

Oh the lengths to which people will go to bury the fact that Jerami Grant had 29 points off the bench. #RipCity

Thumb accidentally slid me from Following feed to Discover and I saw this, which counts as violence

.210 xBA on that RBI

lol George Pickens

One thing that rules about this is that 15 players on the Kraken roster are from English Canada and if they grew up as baseball fans at all probably rooted for the Blue Jays

Every football fan in Washington knows the Arizona desert is where football dreams go to die. And the Big12 just welcomed that into their conference. You morons, you absolute rubes.

The Seattle Fuckin Mariners

Josh Naylor’s custom Mariners hockey sweaters he wears to warm up are the envy of my entire friend base

Fuck the haters, Ryan Grubb is good*, actually (funny)

With coffee prices where they currently are I’m considering more affordable stimulant alternatives like cocaine

From the scientists who brought you “the ass is the father of the legs”

Hollerin bout the clocks

Mf looks like Paula Poundstone lost a fistfight at a funeral.

Ryan Grubb you madman

🤔

That was PI idc idc idc

Nards

That is a super intense field storming. Damn, Hood!

Got an invoice from a contractor with some hilarious line items. They have charged $10 for removal/resetting of an unattached floor heat register. They also appear to have then added a $500 labor minimum for HVAC for that service. At this point I don’t want to pay em at all and argue it in court.

Barner Sooner (is this anything?)