If you like scary women then I am the girl for you

Anybody else just like have minor hallucinations on the regs? Like nothing crazy, but enough things stretching and breathing on their own that u question reality a little?

Happy Birdetta Visibility Day everyone!!

I would like to go back to being not visible, please and thank you

puppy girls are superior in the sense that they actually play fetch

I love life, so much, yippee

Does my tendency to develop an instant and all consuming obsession make me more or less hot?

I may dress futch, but there is A LOT of emphasis on that f

i thought stud finders were supposed to find studs, hwat the hell

today i found out that my slender spaghetti arms do not, in fact, house hidden anime protag strength, i am just tiny and weak

i miss hub worlds :(

the original od&d druid rules make a lot more sense when you realize that the original intent was for shape change to only ever be able to change you into a half dog, half girl form this is evidenced by the maximum druid level being 13, which is also the average lifespan of a puppy

anybody elses brain routinely just like, not work? like while i can literally see out of my eyes, i also cannot see out of my eyes, yah know? like I am not comprehending reality, it is a haze what's up with that?

hear me out here: you -> run dnd for me i -> show up in a slutty puppy costume each week and communicate only in vaguely lewd bark noises thank you for your attention in this matter

I asked my therapist if we could be bunk mates in the concentration camp and she asked if I have been keeping up with my refills chat, what does this mean? 🥺

Fun fact: i went to go see this movie with a stranger and had no idea it was about being trans going in i had like a full existential crisis in the theatre and my date was like "well that was a weird movie, huh" and I was like "U H H U H" 🫥 anyways it's like one of my fav movies, go watch it

ive done it, im wearing a hat and it looks GOOD my lifes come full circle, chat

the urge to cut my own bangs is overwhelming

i was not expecting to see people still be centrists when our entire society is collapsing inward and the nazis are openly sieg heiling on stage and black bagging random citizens into concentration camps in which people are being raped and disappeared... i mean uh... arf arf?

do you ever just blow out your hair and realize how hot you would look with a wolf cut? you 🫵 yes you go get a wolf cut, you little fag

there are two wolves inside me... well theyre more like puppies... well puppy GIRLS specifically... and theres like 5 of them... what im saying is i have DID

well theres no more oil forever or whatever, but in other news i got a new leash :3 arf arf

War profiteering but in a “my green energy investments are no longer in the red” way

me without titty pics 😔

dating me is like scot pilgrim but instead of 100 evil exes or whatever u just have to make all 5 my personalities actually like u

socially emotionally and physically burned out

polyamory, but specifically so i can have a gaggle of puppy girls to like all my tweets

i think any cis het dude that identifies as trans specifically to dodge the iran draft should earn an honorary place is queer spaces

someone needs to take alcohol away from me i am a menace

she hits the clicker when i hit the bong

just found out I can hear super high decibel sounds, what I'm saying is I can hear the dog whistle gender euphoria unlocked

POKÉMON STADIUM 2 NINTENDO 2001 N64

Would you cum in me in the McDonald's fake turf playground room?

Born to late to die in massed battle formations. Born to early to die in glorious mechanized space battle formations. Born in time to watch RC airplanes dominate modern war fighting like we all knew they would when we were 8. Barkbarkbarkbarkbark

Trade deal: the best head you've ever gotten, but I eat ur gock after

This is so accurate

Getting gendered and named correctly at my bigoted grandma's funeral is such a flex tbh

i had a dream it would end this way

Y'all i figured out why Trump bombed Iran!! Pluto is in aquarius now!!!!

if u dont poorly scream sing every time a hikaru utada song comes on then like wtf are u doing? do u even enjoy being alive?

woof

*in the mortal kombat font* UTERUS REMOVED

so Megumi is a trans dude, right?

sometimes i get insecure because im like "what if too many of the tabletop rpg npcs in my campaign are women? am i a hack?" and then i remember that my first d&d campaign ever the gm wrote 1 singular female npc for the entire game and she turned out to be an evil succubus who we had to kill