My first thought was "They're adding RFK Jr. to Smash Bros?"

Saw SLAYER in Hershey park yesterday. Super disappointed that the guy in the nazi shirt that did the salute seemed to still have all his teeth by the end of the set. I mean I didn’t do anything either- I’m not a tough guy- but holy shit, this reflects so poorly on metalheads.

Taking a road trip down to PA to see a live metal show for the first time in forever this weekend. Slayer, Exodus, Cavalera and Power Trip. Hot damn. I only have to sit through two bands I don't care for. This ratio hasn't happened to me since I sat through Motorhead to watch Maiden and Dio.

@espiers.bsky.social cooked.

I colored this page I inked and lettered. It's-a done. Pencils by Pedro Perez.* *so don't ask me about the pacifier

My grandfather took a nazi bullet, so I feel a number of ways here.

You know how there’s a day for everything? National hot dog day, etc.? You can just pick something that doesn’t have a day and declare that a day is that day. No one‘s going to argue with you. With any luck it might stick forever. Happy national sleeping bag day everyone

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

You can say "Philadelphia" without immediately adding "the city of brotherly love." Everyone knows which Philadelphia you mean.

Colored this Hellboy by @nicklein.bsky.social for fun last night.

Hiya @blambot.bsky.social, I had an idea for a thing based off your negative space rule of thumb with the O's around the edge. Might be nothing but I wanted to see if you liked it.

An NFT bro friend just asked how I'm doing and I said I'm depressed because I'm spending the day submitting to comics companies and I know no one's likely to respond. He gave me the hard sell for like twenty minutes about how I should be using my skills to make comics with AI. I'm so weary.

I was just telling a friend about how fondly I'm looking forward to trying these. I told her that I saw them at a Walgreens but haven't gotten them yet. She asked why I didn't get them from the Walgreens, and I said "it felt like getting a wedding ring at a thrift shop." It's just too important.

Just a lil' tutorial about how to make a comic balloon

Lettered some FANTASTIC FOUR pages. Braakooom.

For a while I've been talking about how conspiracy theorists are probably having so much fun, and being in Q-anon is probably such a blast. I've been jealous of it. Well over the last week I've been slowly growing hopeful about Trump's health concerns and I have to say this is as fun as I imagined.

It's comic letterer appreciation day! Here's my take on PAPER GIRLS, just spec stuff for the portfolio.

🟨Artist! Quote with your yellow art!🟨

Out $650 in emergency vet bills and $550 in design reimbursement for an error in my files that the client didn't check in the proofs and printed the error (I don't want to fight about it, they're friends & they're furious). All over the last four hours. What a shit day. I need tequila tonight.

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

Picture, if you will, a room in India. This room is full of people making wicker balls. They spend the day tirelessly weaving spheres out of dried vines. Pick up a piece, weave, repeat. It pays well. One worker looks up at another and asks “What do you think they DO with these things?”

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

A sure sign I'm in pretty dire need of therapy came when I was watching a thing about Son of Sam and he was being interviewed by the FBI in prison. I got quietly jealous that people were asking him to talk about himself because it seemed so nice.

"Did you hear what Trump did?" Unless the answer is "tumbled into a coffin with a fart sound" I don't have it in me to hear about it today

Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊

Aww shucks ❤️

I can't explain it but he looks how cantaloupe tastes

I'm very pleased to report that FANTASTIC FOUR is a damned good time, and the feeling was more FF than I'd guessed it might be. The sixties Marvel aesthetic was flawless. Nothing didn't work and I had a blast. For the first time in a long time I'm excited for the future of the MCU again.

More inking samples, this time from David Yardin's pencils from INJUSTICE. If you have some inking or lettering work that needs doing, I'm right here. If you know a comics editor help a pal out and send them my site, eh? www.undeadwizard.com #comicartist #comicinking #inker #inking

I'm saddened about Ozzy Osbourne's passing, and about how time passes in general. Man I wasn't ready.

Hey artists, quote with your woman art

So I didn't really feel SUPERMAN but I'm ignoring that and sucking in everyone's hope and love for it like it's opium fumes. I need this positivity, and I'm leaving my lukewarm feelings about the actual movie behind me when I do.

fantastic foreskins

Currently fighting my way through a job with one of the worst nightmare clients I’ve ever had. This guy has been nitpicking a sketch with like 30 tiny iterations, and now has the gall to complain about how we’re not going to get this done in time for him to meet his merch deadline.

DANGED IF YOU DUNE, DANGED IF YOU DUNE’T

Alright, I'll say this, everyone is on Michael Bay's ass for moving the camera to exploit the parallax effect but y'all also let James Gunn get away with having a camera whip around a fight in like seven circles at 50 mph. #superman

"Why can't we flee Krypton along with our son, Jor-el?" "I promised the Council, Lara." "YOU promised the Council that WE wouldn't leave..." #Superman #Krypton

Stale Cheetos. I’m talking chewy stale. As in I want it to squish until my teeth meet in the middle.

On the eve of the release of a new Superman movie, I'd like to point out that I've been down with my dude Kal-El for a long time.

“One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star.” -Nietzsche anyway I air fried some uncrustables 

@blambot.bsky.social Ayyy, I was just going through the MARVEL TRY-OUT book and absolutely love the look of this Jim Novak lettering. So a question for you, which of your fonts would you say best matches this?

I’ve never played DEATH STRANDING and every detail I learn about the games leaves me more baffled. “This time while you’re walking around with boxes, the baby plays the guitar too!” -10/10 IGN

My nephew broke his arm. As someone that's never broken a bone, I reserve the right to bully him. I'm going with "Ol' Cracker Bones Jones over here"

In hindsight, it may have been a poor time to point out that the deeply insecure wannabe strong man narcissist is a chicken.

I just saw that the JAWS 50th anniversary theater screenings are scheduled for... the end of August? How did they fuck that up?

Some of my #lorcana cards from the last set! AD: @mariomanzanares.bsky.social