Me watching the weather forecasts in DC tonight:

Good news! If you ignore roughly 23% of the US economy and 17% of the population, we're doing great!

I do not care for these new Google Sheets/Drive icons

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Some of the most poignant reporting I've seen on all of this chaos has come from The Verge. www.theverge.com/policy/86856...

"Faceless officials with guns and body armor are crying about how scared they are of having their names on the internet, while shooting unarmed Americans in the face." Pretty much sums it up. www.theverge.com/policy/86720...

@customeradvocate.bsky.social Can we get the rest of the NJ Transit advisory feeds posting here instead of just X? If you don't log into X you don't see the most recent posts which is kinda important on a day like today. Here is what I see on the NJTRANSIT_NBUS account right now if I'm not logged in

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."

As if I needed another reason to watch Starfleet Academy... I don't think these people *get* Star Trek.

4:39PM in my driveway vs 4:40PM

I think the time has come for these 10-year-old books

I'm not generally superstitious, but how do they not just skip a version? #versionofthebeast

How am I supposed to get any work done when there is a duct headbanging outside my window? 🤘

This is why Democrats are so disappointed in Democrats: Trump is unilaterally launching us into a military occupation of a foreign country that 70% of Americans oppose, and House Democrats are worried that we're too critical, but too chickenshit to put their name on it. www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...

🎉 I’ve just conquered the Daily Challenge: Test! I’m leveling up my Salesforce SOQL skills this January 2026 with a series of fun and challenging Daily Challenges. Who’s ready to join me? #Salesforce #SalesforceDailyChallenge #AwesomeAdmin #SOQL #CRMhttps://bit.ly/SalesforceChallenge

I desperately need LinkedIn to have better ways to organize connections. I need Lists and/or private notes where I can specify how I know someone.

This special came out last year on the day I got my cancer diagnosis. Being able to laugh about the thing that was currently terrifying me was very therapeutic! This is a must watch!

I think the @nytimes.com news quiz should be moved to the games app so it's easier to find and shares better. I got 8/10 this week www.nytimes.com/shared/v2/ne...

HE CAN RELEASE THE FILES AT ANY TIME. THE VOTE IS TO FORCE THE RELEASE OF THE FILES HE HAS REFUSED TO RELEASE AND CLAIM DO NOT EXIST. THIS IS ALL A COVER TO HIDE THAT HE IS A LAME DUCK PEDOPHILE.

I really feel like @reckless.bsky.social needs the giant Ajit Pai Reese's mug from @lastweektonight.com's charity auction. e.givesmart.com/events/LYw/i...

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Certification #12 in the books!

It took me longer to a permit to add a deck onto the back of my house and I wasn't touching any historic national parks. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/u...

I need an AI agent to go through my spam voicemails and delete them.

I knew I found my people at Dreamforce this year when this room started applauding for updates to Apex unit tests.

@mikemartin.me Heroku is moving in on your turf!

What a crock of shit from Marc Benioff — who appears willfully ignorant of news and facts and so thirsty for approval and attention from the Trump tech bros (who in the past mocked him relentlessly) that he is soiling himself in public www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

What a slap in the face to everyone going to Dreamforce this week! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

I'm gonna start calling Agentforce "vibe selling" 😂 www.theverge.com/news/787076/...

Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!

Officially started preparing for Dreamforce. Got my Flu and COVID shots before RFK says I can't anymore!

Remember that time Fox News said Obama disrespected the office by not wearing a suit jacket?

I feel like in any other time, we'd all be treating this as a confession to a crime? Trump ordered strike on suspected drug boat to send a message, Rubio says www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

Is ambassador to Turkey available? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/n...

I need an AI agent to listen to my voicemails and delete all the scam calls.

LOL - Trump's sycophants in Congress named this shit show "The One Big Beautiful Bill Act" to make daddy happy, and now they're trying to call it something else. 😂🤣 Trump aides plan megabill marketing reboot for GOP lawmakers - POLITICO share.google/YaHy7QeyENCE...

The feedback that I've heard on Salesforce's support agent has been almost universally negative. fortune.com/2025/09/02/s...

Trailblazers! Who's ready for the Connected App-ocalyps this week?

"In the fascinating new reality of the internet, teen girls can’t learn about periods on Reddit and indie artists can’t sell smutty games on Itchio, but a military contractor will make you nonconsensual deepfakes of Taylor Swift taking her top off for $30 a month." www.theverge.com/internet-cen...

Outlook feature request: if you include a distribution list with more than 500 people, it should ask if you're sure.

CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery. America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons. Watch and share his message.

There’s a nonzero chance you will die from a cancer that could have been curable because people who couldn’t pass 7th grade biology and are scared of things like “mRNA” and “riboflavin” and “walkable cities” decided to make their ignorance everybody else’s problem

Can we finally just call Murkowski a MAGA acolyte and stop giving her a chance to pretend she's anything else?

The spam texts are getting profound...

As our nation girds for possible Iranian terrorist attacks, this is the person Trump put in charge of terrorism prevention. 22 years old. Recent work experience: landscaping/grocery clerk. Never worked a day in counter-terrorism. But he’s a BIG Trump fan. So he got the job.

"Time check" is the safe word for corporate meetings.

News: This weekend's rallies were the largest mass protest in the history of mankind. Me: Mankind... that word should have a new meaning for all of us today. #TodayWeCelebrateOurIndepenceDay