I'm gonna start calling Agentforce "vibe selling" 😂 www.theverge.com/news/787076/...

Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!

Officially started preparing for Dreamforce. Got my Flu and COVID shots before RFK says I can't anymore!

Remember that time Fox News said Obama disrespected the office by not wearing a suit jacket?

I feel like in any other time, we'd all be treating this as a confession to a crime? Trump ordered strike on suspected drug boat to send a message, Rubio says www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

Is ambassador to Turkey available? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/n...

I need an AI agent to listen to my voicemails and delete all the scam calls.

LOL - Trump's sycophants in Congress named this shit show "The One Big Beautiful Bill Act" to make daddy happy, and now they're trying to call it something else. 😂🤣 Trump aides plan megabill marketing reboot for GOP lawmakers - POLITICO share.google/YaHy7QeyENCE...

The feedback that I've heard on Salesforce's support agent has been almost universally negative. fortune.com/2025/09/02/s...

Trailblazers! Who's ready for the Connected App-ocalyps this week?

"In the fascinating new reality of the internet, teen girls can’t learn about periods on Reddit and indie artists can’t sell smutty games on Itchio, but a military contractor will make you nonconsensual deepfakes of Taylor Swift taking her top off for $30 a month." www.theverge.com/internet-cen...

Outlook feature request: if you include a distribution list with more than 500 people, it should ask if you're sure.

CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery. America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons. Watch and share his message.

There’s a nonzero chance you will die from a cancer that could have been curable because people who couldn’t pass 7th grade biology and are scared of things like “mRNA” and “riboflavin” and “walkable cities” decided to make their ignorance everybody else’s problem

Can we finally just call Murkowski a MAGA acolyte and stop giving her a chance to pretend she's anything else?

The spam texts are getting profound...

As our nation girds for possible Iranian terrorist attacks, this is the person Trump put in charge of terrorism prevention. 22 years old. Recent work experience: landscaping/grocery clerk. Never worked a day in counter-terrorism. But he’s a BIG Trump fan. So he got the job.

"Time check" is the safe word for corporate meetings.

News: This weekend's rallies were the largest mass protest in the history of mankind. Me: Mankind... that word should have a new meaning for all of us today. #TodayWeCelebrateOurIndepenceDay

Pour one out for the weekend editors at the @nytimes.com. So much live news today.

Stakeholder: We'd like to warn people before they create duplicate Opportunities in Salesforce. Me: No problem! Salesforce has duplicate matching built in. Salesforce: No duplicate matching for Opportunities. Me: 🤬🤬🤬

The fact that the Costco app doesn't have an option to order snacks in-app while I'm in the checkout line is malpractice.

Dear MAGA, Look up "Operation Paperclip" to find a list of scientists and engineers the US desperately needed to keep US space program craft from blowing up. Then read their countries of origin. ... I'll wait.

Beyond parody.

I was interviewing someone for a job today. When I asked if he had any questions at the end, he asked me about my Salesforce Developers Podcast appearance from almost 3 years ago. Gotta respect that level of research for an interview. @joshbirk.bsky.social

The most unbelievable thing about the new Mission: Impossible movie is that the US Navy would be afraid of the Adm. Kuznetsov operating nearby. It's more likely that the Kuznetsov would lose power and drift into a US carrier than it would successfully attack one.

Me: I have a problem and need support. Website: Have you checked our FAQs? Me: Yes. Here is the problem I have. Site: Here is an FAQ that should help you. Do you still want to email us? Me: Yes. [sends email] Email Bot: Here are some FAQs. **Reply to this email if you still need help** Me: 🤬

oh was a run for governor 17-years-old?

I'm sure there is a list of projects that NJ Transit would live to do but can't without shutting down service. Now is your chance!

The people at @theverge.com have been consistently not hedging in their reporting and it's why I'm happy to subscribe!

I'm sure that Dick Wolf is somewhere writing the pilot for "Chicago Pope" as we speak.

No lies detected...

I was just looking through my feed before bed and thought "Wow, my Bluesky has suddenly gotten WAY more conservative." Then I realized that I was looking at X and got the hell outta there!

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

60 Minutes found no criminal record for 75% of the Venezuelan migrants the U.S. sent to a mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4lC4Vp5

Yes but you see the price of eggs was up one entire dollar so what choice did we have

It's nuts how many people are watching @booker.senate.gov on the Senate floor right now. Over 175k across various YouTube streams. Another 60k on his TikTok. Those numbers keep going up! I hope he breaks the record! (24h 18m by Storm Thurmond to protest the Civil Rights Act)

Wordle 1,378 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #656 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #390 “Wise ones” 💡🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵

@janecoaston.bsky.social if you ever want to do a segment on WAD about how messed up the FCC is getting under the new administration, you couldn't ask for a better guest to talk about it than @reckless.bsky.social

This is hilarious. Definitely worth 45 seconds of your time.

Wordle 1,372 4/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #650 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #384 “A good roast” 💡🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵

Wordle 1,371 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #649 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #383 “Ode to the aubergine” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵

Wordle 1,370 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #648 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #382 “Wetland patrol” 💡🔵💡🔵 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵

Wordle 1,369 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #647 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #381 “Upright and grand” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵

Wordle 1,368 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #646 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #380 “Grrr” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 💡🔵🟡🔵 🔵

Wordle 1,367 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #645 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #379 “Sound switching” 💡🔵🔵🔵 💡🔵💡🔵 🔵🟡 I finished Strands, looked up what the category means, and still don't get it...