Bookends, yo.

Bookends, yo.

Bookends, yo.

Unwrap Your Candy by @jesse-miller.bsky.social is here and ready to kick your ass! A great book full of filth and debauchery levelled out with a cool-headed artistic sensibility—you're going to love it! www.amazon.com/dp/0646742574

Thanks to UNE Alumni! It’s a good book! I swear! Check it: a.co/d/00OIUnFM

In case (of beer) you missed it

Hair of the dog that good morning hangover with this lush-cious excerpt from @jesse-miller.bsky.social’s orphaned novel ARK. Mealarkey from @malarkeybooks.bsky.social malarkeybooks.com/mealarkey/20...

While I search for a new home for my orphaned and debaucherous novel ARK, please enjoy a sample chapter to take the edge off. malarkeybooks.com/mealarkey/20...

Books! Cats! A large print edition of Bourdain! Thrilled to unwrap a big box of Unwrap Your Candy. Signed copies (I'll inscribe anything you like, you sicko) available on my website. Amazon/Bookshop/Barnes & Noble links there as well. www.jesseemiller.com/purchase.html

Books! Cats! A large print edition of Bourdain! Thrilled to unwrap a big box of Unwrap Your Candy. Signed copies (I'll inscribe anything you like, you sicko) available on my website. Amazon/Bookshop/Barnes & Noble links there as well. www.jesseemiller.com/purchase.html

Whether it’s Obama attracting 1.8 million people to his inauguration or Trump attracting 80 people to his 250th anniversary celebration, both presidents attracted unusual numbers of people to their signature events.

LJMcD Communications' latest offering from @jesse-miller.bsky.social will have you jumping for Joy(ce) This epic Bloomsday release taps deep into the spirit of the Irish master and comes out screaming on the other side—grab a copy today! ttps://www.amazon.com/dp/0646742574

Poll workers say that staffing and equipment prevent them from counting every ballot on Election Day. A Fox News guest says that the counts are delayed so that Antifa and Italian satellites can change the results. For busy Supreme Court justices, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Unwrap Your Candy by @jesse-miller.bsky.social is the book you need in your life! A thrilling experimental romp through sex, guilt, intoxication, and so much more—you'll lose your mind before you finish! www.amazon.com/dp/0646742574

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Do you crave chaos and intoxicated nightmares? Well, grab a copy of Unwrap Your Candy by @jesse-miller.bsky.social to get your fill of the above! A wonderful new experimental novel, you'll lose your damn mind! www.amazon.com/dp/0646742574

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www.une.edu/news/2026/un... A cool little story from my school about a very special homecoming. Thank you Alan Bennett! And a shoutout to LJMcD Communications for opening the door to my orphan!

Unwrap Your Candy by @jesse-miller.bsky.social is a debaucherous ride through he'll and back. Taking its cue from James Joyce, this master-class in modernist sensibility will blow your socks off—grab a copy now! www.amazon.com/dp/0646742574

Unwrap Your Candy by @jesse-miller.bsky.social is a wonderful book full of outrageous content that will soothe the souls of psychos. Get a copy today and get your mind bent! www.amazon.com/dp/0646742574

Magic.

To order copies of Unwrap Your Candy: A Bloomsday Novel, please visit Amazon, Barnes and Nobel, Bookshop.org. You can also purchase a signed copies on my website. Own a piece of history today, guy! www.jesseemiller.com/unwrap-your-...

Unwrap Your Candy by @jesse-miller.bsky.social is the wild experimental novel you never knew you needed. Just in time for Bloomsday, this Joyce inspired rampage through sex, booze, guilt and shame will blow the lid off your little mind! Grab a copy now! www.amazon.com/dp/0646742574

Happy Bloomsday and happy pub day for Unwrap Your Candy: A Bloomsday Novel!! Unwrap Your Candy: A Bloomsday Novel is available only from that less-than-awesome place that rhymes with Damnazon and on my website (signed copies, very soon). www.jesseemiller.com www.amazon.com/dp/0646742574

Happy Bloomsday! To celebrate this auspicious occasion, we're proud to announce that Unwrap Your Candy, the new Joyce-ian masterpiece by @jesse-miller.bsky.social, is now live! Grab a copy right now! www.amazon.com/dp/0646742574

Unwrap Your Candy is a novel bursting with music from the '50s and '60s, and song lyrics play a recurring role in the storytelling. In the countdown to UYC’s release on June 16, I'’ sharing songs that soundtrack the book: Day 7: “Return to Sender” by Elvis. m.youtube.com/watch?v=LZmU...

Unwrap Your Candy is a novel bursting with music from the '50s and '60s, and song lyrics play a recurring role in the storytelling. In the countdown to UYC’s release on June 16, I'm sharing songs that soundtrack the book: Day 6: “The Twelfth of Never” by Johnny Mathis m.youtube.com/watch?v=nNNR...

Unwrap Your Candy is a novel bursting with music from the '50s and '60s, and song lyrics play a recurring role in the storytelling. In the countdown to UYC’s release on June 16, I'm sharing memorable songs that soundtrack the book: Day 5: “Hey Porter” by Johnny Cash m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQY...

Unwrap Your Candy is a novel bursting with music from the '50s and '60s, and song lyrics play a recurring role in the storytelling. In the countdown to UYC’s release on June 16, I'm sharing songs that soundtrack the book: Day 4: “Cathy’s Clown” by the Everly Brothers m.youtube.com/watch?v=z3-E...

Unwrap Your Candy is a novel bursting with music from the '50s and '60s, and song lyrics play a recurring role in the storytelling. In the countdown to UYC’s release on June 16, I'm sharing some songs that soundtrack the book: Day 3: "Mr. Lonely " by Bobby Vinton www.youtube.com/watch?v=djU4...

Unwrap Your Candy is a novel bursting with music from the '50s and '60s, and song lyrics play a recurring role in the storytelling. In the countdown to UYC’s release on June 16, I'm sharing some memorable songs that soundtrack the book: Day 2: "Rave On" by Buddy Holly www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqef...

Unwrap Your Candy is a novel bursting with music from the '50s and '60s, and song lyrics play a recurring role in the storytelling. In the countdown to UYC’s release (6/16), I'm sharing songs that soundtrack the book: Day 1: "What's Your Name" by Don and Juan www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrZf...

Breaking News: 1000-year-old local man votes in state primary—and you can too!

College!

I want 100 small dogs.

Graham Platner’s extramarital liaisons are disqualifying by Pete Hegseth, Ken Paxton, and Donald Trump

LJMcD Communications has been a little quiet for a while, but that's because we've been gearing up for a special Bloomsday release of Unwrap Your Candy by @jesse-miller.bsky.social A taut and fraught Joyce-ian saga, this one will really get you going. Keep an eye out for release on Bloomsday 2026

Mr. Handsome has a new spot to yell at the world.

Especially in Michigan.

I’m super chuffed to share the new cover design of my novel Unwrap Your Candy! The book will be available for purchase one month from today on Bloomsday. Check out my website for more details about the book! www.jesseemiller.com/unwrap-your-... #BookSky #WritingCommunity #WritersSky

Pssst... Fern and I are getting excited to share some news tomorrow about next month's reprint of Unwrap Your Candy! More soon! #BookSky #WritingCommunity #WritersSky

"To the folks at CBS, in the words of the great Ed Murrow, good night and good luck, motherf* kers."

The end of Sideways always gets to me.

At least it was a good mail day.

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

@lachlanjmcdougall.bsky.social Sweet news: Very happy to share that my novel Unwrap Your Candy will be back in print soon! Big thanks to LJMcD Communications! Pub date: Bloomsday 2026!

Strongly agree with this but Maine is a cautionary tale: There are at least four nonprofit news outlets and every single one of them tiptoes around Susan Collins when they're not actively promoting her nonsense. We need sharp, fearless local media not just more local media. #MEpolitics

Almost 7 trips around the sun…fly to the moon, sweet (and often very sour!) Rosie.