Found some EXTREME online discourse about people asking off of work for their birthdays. To summarize: •If you do ask off for your birthday, people will call you “childish” and “immature” •If you don’t ask off for your birthday, you allegedly hate yourself, your family, and your loved ones Weird.

There was a group in the movie theater chit chatting, not even in hushed times, just full volume mundane conversation. One of them started to say "omg you know what I really hate" and a man took the perfect opportunity to shout "everyone in here really hates that you won't shut the fuck up" 😭

We went to see a movie and this annoying couple just continued to have a full blown, normal volume conversation through the first 5 minutes of the film until I said, loud enough for them to hear, “Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.” And they promptly shut up.

Conspiracies that TOO many people believe: -Giants are real -Some notable people are demons/monsters in disguise -Devil’s Tower is an ancient tree -Dinosaurs never existed -Movies contain subliminal messages elites use to mock the public

Average corporate meeting in 2026: CEO: We LOVE using AI! Who else loves using AI? Employee: I love using AI in my day-to-day work. CEO: Amazing! And thanks to your efforts in training the AI to do your jobs by using AI, we’re downsizing and replacing all of you with AI. Employee: …wait…

ME: I really like (famous person/place/thing). COMMENTER(S): Well, I, personally, have never heard of (famous person/place/thing), so, clearly, they’re not THAT great.

I sure will tell people to be quiet in a movie that I paid $25 to go see.

Scary Movie 6’s marketing strategy of saying “Gen Z will try to cancel this,” worked. It’s getting bad reviews, but the comments are defending it by calling critics “triggered” and “too woke.” It’s scarily genius to utilize conservative reactionary “insults” as a way to dismiss valid criticisms.

I’m always wary of people proudly saying that they’ve stopped watching movies. Did you stop watching movies at the theatre, at home, or in general? (Note: If it’s the last one, it’s likely religious psychosis or a conservative who believes “woke-ness” is killing Hollywood)

I think that the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience had a bigger cultural impact than Timothy Chalamet's Wonka movie.

Discovered that corporate tech bros/CEO’s get really butthurt when people refer to AI by evil names (Skynet, HAL 9000, etc…). Apparently, doing that “overly-villainizes” AI and causes a culture of distrust around it. GOOD! Those villainous depictions aren’t just fluff. They were and are a warning.

And now YouTube is allowing the ad skip button to pop up after 10seconds instead of 5. I already wasn’t gonna play your AI slop fetish mobile game, but now I will happily go out of my way to report your ad, even if that doesn’t do anything but waste more of my time.

I can’t lie, one-word comments do get to me in very specific circumstances, such as: “larp(er)” = When I’m discussing something I love & am a MAJOR fan of “unc” = When complaining about people talking/texting at the theater “cap” = When telling a wildly true story of something I’ve experienced

Them: NO ONE TAKES ANYTHING THAT I SAY SERIOUSLY! Their bio: Conservative Christian Conspiracy Theorist ✝️🙏🏻🙌🏻🇺🇸

Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey

Can’t wait for all of these time capsules to be opened only for them to be filled with the most disappointing shit that will wind up being tossed, used as paperweights, or (if they’re lucky) put in a museum dedicated to History’s Greatest Let Downs.

Just got an 8 seconds long ad on YouTube. They gave me a skip button after 5 seconds and I still pressed it. You could hide the meaning of life in that final 3 seconds of your ad. I’m still gonna skip it if you give me the chance.

TRUE HEARTBREAK: Your heroes who taught you that machines cannot replace your artistic work have started to use generative AI to replace your artistic work.

GenAI memes used to dunk on the enemy are still GenAI memes.

TikTok’s block button was on the right-hand side for years, but now it’s on the left. Any time I go to block abusive/bigoted/annoying users, I wind up hitting “Cancel” due to muscle memory. I know it’s a change to make it more uniform with other applications’ UI, but it feels subtly suppressive…

Posting black-and-white photos of living elderly celebrities wishing them a happy birthday is evil (it’s deliberate engagement bait), but I also think it’s cruel for remembrance posts of dead celebrities to not include the year that they died right at the start of the post or in the photo.

Yo if you leave a theater like this you should be banned for life lmao

Watched a 2020-2022 TikTok nostalgia vid, and now my whole feed is just full of “Remember how great TikTok used to be?” content. 😪 Def not a fan of commenters jumping to the holier-than-thou, “So you miss when people were dying?!?” type of comments, but the bean soup’s been piping hot lately. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I keep thinking back on Project Hail Mary and each time I do, I wind up smiling. ☺️ To me, that’s a sign that a film is truly exceptional. I can’t even force myself to think back on it in a negative manner.

Film opinions are subjective, but I genuinely believe that anyone who rates “Jurassic Park” lower than 7/10 (3.5 of 5 stars) is not to be trusted. . . . (Note: I’ve yet to meet anyone who seriously thinks it’s a “mid” or “bad” movie and I never want to)

I’m not currently playing Pokopia, but Mosslax’s whole backstory hits super close to home. No joke, it crosses my mind once per hour every day and almost drives me to tears. I would topple entire empires for them.

The Venn Diagram of people who fall for obvious AI generated clickbait images and people suffering from “the government is hiding giants/cloning celebrities” conspiracy psychosis is a circle.

At a certain point, you just have to lean in on people being intentionally obtuse. ME: I hate people who use their phones during shows at the theater. DUMBASS: What if I’m checking on a babysitter or a sick loved one? ME: Yeah. I hate you most of all.

Scary Movie 6’s Facebook marketing strategy: “GEN Z IS MAD WE MADE A PRONOUNS JOKE!” Reality: No one’s actually mad. It’s just not a good sign that the most overused pronouns “joke” that boomers force themselves to laugh at is being this synthetically sensationalized to market a movie.

Might start posting more on here since TikTok is owned and operated by fascists.

‘THE TINY CHEF SHOW’ has managed to earn $80,000 in crowdfunding so far. “Any money that’s come in, we’ve reinvested into this, so the fans will see it. Chef’s not going to give up!” (Source: www.vulture.com/article/the-...)

Chris Stuckmann’s horror movie ‘SHELBY OAKS’ will release on October 3 in theaters. NEON has doubled the film’s budget to add more gore & violence as well as film some reshoots inside the real prison/museum from ‘THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION’ (Source: www.indiewire.com/features/int...)

Help Jonathan Joss' husband. A GFM has been set up: gofund.me/58c2e16d

I don't care what your religion is. I care how you use it to oppress....

Remember if you are posting protest photos, try not to post anyone’s face who didn’t consent to pictures! I get it, it’s hard, but we live in a surveillance state.

If anyone’s curious about my TikTok’s future, I’m awaiting April 5th to pass to see if the app gets banned (again) before I fully commit to making content there. The vibes on TikTok have been off since January 18th. No one seems to care that it’s at risk of being banned again… Just kills motivation.

Everyone getting hyped about the Switch 2 and then slowly realizing all the issues like price, game ownership vs. licensing, and more is such an encapsulation of how enshittified we are becoming as a society.

Val Kilmer has sadly passed away at the age of 65.

Already fell for an obvious April Fools joke… I’m gonna doxx myself.

I’m glad I’m not paying a single cent to see this movie. Will update when over (probably on Letterboxd first).

“Filmmakers, keep making films for the big screen! Distributors please focus on the theatrical release for the films… parents take your children to the theater! Let’s keep the moviegoing experience alive!” — Sean Baker See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25

Not me just now tuning in to the Oscars…

Anna Sawai has now won the Emmy, Golden Globe and SAG Award for her performance in ‘SHOGUN’ See the full winners list: t.co/1H9Qsgq4hw

Hiroyuki Sanada has now won an Emmy, Golden Globe, Critics Choice and SAG Award for his performance in ‘SHOGUN’ One of the most awarded actors on TV in recent history. See the full winners list: bit.ly/SAGWins25

Demi Moore wins Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role for The Substance at the #SAGAwards

Star Wars tattoo idea: Clan Wampa sigil (Mandalorian style) Inspirations: •The Mandalorian - Din gets the Clan Mudhorn sigil created and added to his pauldron after defeating a Mudhorn with Grogu •Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire N64 - The first Star Wars creature I have “slain” was a Wampa

MOVIE THEATER ETIQUETTE: 1. Don’t talk 2. Don’t use your phone *3. Don’t start loudly singing a song just because a character spoke a line that happened to have lyrics to a song you know *4. Don’t fart loudly and repeatedly while you’re surrounded by people in a confined space *notates new entries

Israel has violated the ceasefire in Gaza 266 times since it came into effect on January 19, killing at least 132 people, Palestinian security sources have told Al Jazeera. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/dh48s1