This is the only thing my protestant upbringing has actually influenced. Deshelling a pistachio is the Lord's work and the fruit of that labor is all the more sweet

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

Tonight is a great night for Mooncult, unless you live exactly where I do :(

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

wizard frog is insane

Had a Beerio Kart tourney tonight and I crushed

I love my friends so fucking much

Damn, I honestly thought this would be a scourge that no one ever acknowledged. Not to put too much weight on it but when I saw "the ponzischeme.com stadium" in Naked Gun I did feel a bit of joy. Keep gambling in LV and AC and at least it doesn't eat society whole. We must destroy polymarket though

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Thousands of NASA employees to bid farewell to the NASA they knew Yes, NASA science is being destroyed, and the NASA we know is actively in the process of being gutted. Here are the receipts. bigthink.com/starts-with-... #space #astro #nasa #usa

My new color photographic map of Pluto is now online. Full resolution image version (~322Mpix) is available on Flickr www.flickr.com/photos/10958... PDF version (~73MB) is available here: drive.google.com/file/d/1EW-x... 🧵 1/5

It's officially spooky season

Rewatching Patriot and boy are my nickel-plated flim jambs/plate couplers and splay-flexed brace columns all vertically aligned with my SKN trim lines rn.. and it is just not the day for that.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

One of the things about "we didn't have autism in my day" is that everyone who says it feels like a person who hasn't learned anyone's name in decades. You don't remember most of your life, the people around you, or major events. Why would I trust your anecdote about people you hate?

Well.. the police are here, but I think I'm getting raptured rn, so everything is good! See you soon sweetie 🥰

Woah, my nosy neighbor got raptured too! They must've been reading their Bibles together. Wishing them the best

I can't qwhite figure out what's different this time around (👇 Group 23 in 2021)

Ope, the rapture happened. Crazy that it only took my wife and no one else. Geez, I guess she truly was a saint. Please respect my privacy while I work on my hole digging as repentance

I swear to god, if I have to watch a Bill Maher monologue...

Finished spread! The lives of different types of stars, the various ways they give back all they had taken in changed, and the new forms they give rise to! This took me some time to say the least! It's a lively place out there! On to the next spread (finale of this chapter!!) #Nostos #Unflattening 2

the history will continue until morale improves

I can't believe they made me watch a Jimmy Kimmel monologue

Lmao, the nice Ulranian woman I'd always talk to when I get back from my walks just told me I'm annoying because I always bother her. And she's moving tomorrow, so that was a beautiful send-off 😅😭

So again let me get this straight, The US is going to support the Commercial LEO Destinations, buy seats on LEO spacecraft, go to the Moon & set up a base there, operate the Lunar Gateway, do unique planetary & Earth science, on $18 billion. I'd like to hear how, Mr. Duffy, please explain? Thanks.

I'm trying to think of what the leftist equivalent of these times would be and all I can think of is President Bam Margera and one of the Chapo guys getting popped by a Juggalo.

🌗+✈️ Bathed in morning sunlight, an Embraer E175LR (N288NN) transits the 3rd quarter Moon early Sunday over the Space Coast. American Eagle 4113 was traveling from Wilmington (ILM) to Miami (MIA) at 32k ft & 431 kts. (📷: me; flight data by @flightradar24.com) #Avgeek #Aviation #photography

Hi I'm Trevor Moore. Did you know that it's illegal to say "rest in piss Charlie Kirk lmao" on Bluesky? It's not allowed, it's against moderation, it's one of the only sentences you are not allowed to say.

“If you make the least damn bit of noise,” replied Samuel, “I will send you to hell.”

Hey, does everyone remember that crazy book of letters that got published... Yesterday?

I spend all day trying desperately to do science against the tide, chasing hope that there will be data, funding, even a spirit of honest inquiry left after all this. I close the work laptop for the day and am assaulted by the news. I was reminded of this - Bertolt Brecht’s An die Nachgeborenen.

Ok, why the hell is the birthday picture so much grosser than I expected? Why doesn't it have arms?

Very excited to compulsively save every single post I find remotely interesting only to never ever look at that list again

PTFE lined breakfast cereal that never gets soggy

I want a thumb drive that is the size of a USB-C plug. Like all the cool USB-A drives, but very dinky

Sorry, it's me. I'm the one liking all the lib shit on here. My mind is fried and I want to live in their pretend world where people are accountable

i like that the administration is run by dilettantes whose pathological unseriousness is illustrated by their total disregard for human life

I like Alien Earth

So we're just gonna make mothers suffer during pregnancy without any possible relief? Wonder what the pitch will be decades down the road when there are still autistic kids and a million dead pregnant women

I want to be one of the good ones

Fired version of the commission prize for K'Andra, who won the @blackinastro.bsky.social Art Contest! ✨

A new image of interstellar Comet 3I/ATLAS yielded some serendipitous art. The Gemini South telescope observed the comet through four color filters. While tracking its motion, the telescope split the light from surrounding (unmoving) stars into little rainbows. 🔭🧪 noirlab.edu/public/image...

I'm actually fine with them calling it "the war department". It makes us sound stupid as hell. Plus, everytime the war department is activated, whats the argument against us *being at war*? The rest of the legal restrictions that come with it should then apply

okay who had "director of DOJ" plus "honey pot" plus "hinge" plus "Epstein"?

Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.

i think this is the true meaning of "good times make soft men" it's usually wielded by conservative shitheads who love to whack it to the idea of being warriors, but being SCARED of EASY, LIFE-SAVING INTERVENTIONS is the true softness

I don't want to jinx myself, so I'm not gonna say what I want to say, but - things are happening for me and they might even potentially be good things if other bad things don't happen. So that's cool