Honestly I prefer SHORESY to LETTERKENNY and it’s not even close. I like Letterkenny but I would DIE for literally every person on the Bulldogs & Miig and Ziig too And Grand Sexuel, bien sûr

Thinking so much about the Declaration of Independence these days, and Dick Gregory’s advice that you read it aloud to your parents while they watch “riots” on the news

On the one hand, I want more people to see my posts, but that hand is a monkey’s paw so I’m not sure

Me: My usual graphic nonfiction book is out of print, so Anny (at my comic store) suggested I use THEY CALLED US ENEMY by George Takei, or MARCH by John Lewis, or PERSEPOLIS… My Wife: Did you tell her “I’m not a basic bitch”? Folks, it’s so nice to have someone who understands you

[Sarah MacLachlan voice]: Wronging the ancestry

So my grad-school-friends book club did Hari Kunzru’s BLUE RUIN and one of those idiots watched the movie Honestly not sure if he was joking or not

GREEN ROOM?! GREEN ROOM!!!!

Okay, but I’ve never even *seen* One Piece so … I guess follow me if you don’t wanna talk about One Piece?

Who up wronging the ancestry

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

I swear to God I'm old enough to remember Mitch McConnell & his minority caucus in 2008 making the firm decision that they would obstruct every single thing Obama tried to do. They were nauseatingly effective. Schumer doesn't have anything like that kind of SPINE, & he should be called out for it.

It’s scary to teach in public right now as a state employee. Ironically, I have been prepared for it by over a decade of watching various attacks on friends, colleagues, people whose work I respect — attacks that my students begged for me to teach more directly in this version of the course.

okay but WHY would there be a secret second Stranger Things finale, what is wrong with you people

One Day, Everyone Will Have Been A Stranger Things Hater

The problem is that Yuri On Ice is not yuri at all but yaoi and that simply Will Not Stand

“Installing harmful mind viruses” is literally the goal of all good literature

I have only ever seen one series finale that I thought was perfect—TWIN PEAKS season 2—and they even effed that up by adding a third season 25 years later

Having watched the Stranger Things finale and listened to all of your complaints, I am prepared to announce that you are correct, actors should not age

Favorite Miyazaki: don’t make me choose. Princess Mononoke maybe? But Porco Rosso is so good & has such a good score. It would be Boy & the Heron but I’ve only seen it once so IDK Favorite non-Miyazaki: When Marnie Was There, a work of true beauty & power

You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.

So, this happened today... It's not great having to ask for help - but if you've enjoyed any of our books, we'd be hugely grateful if you could let people know about them (and where you can buy them) Word of mouth is... pretty important, right now

San Jose has an lgbtqia district it calls the Qmunity, and I am not lgbtqia so I don’t get to have an opinion on how stupid that sounds

My New Year’s Resolution is to spend even more money on even more comics that I will not read, in fact, I resolve to read even fewer of them, I will become ungovernable

Why do we need New Year’s Resolutions, are we not already working hard enough just existing

You ever think “Wow bsky is showing me a *lot* of so-and-so’s posts” before remembering that you are on that person’s page

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This is an extremely biased, one-dimensional representation of the town of Buell’s prosperity lottery, and I think this “Chotiner” fellow should be ashamed

ALIEN (I was 6 or 7) THE SHINING (I was 8) THE CRYING GAME (I was 11) THE WOMAN IN BLACK (8, again) THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH, MISHIMA, IDK what else. I was sure as hell too young to be expected to sit through HOWARDS END I tell you what

may every trans child grow into a trans adult

Me playing The Talos Principle 2: [sees one of my fellow robots approaching indicating they have something to say] [turns swiftly around] [runs in opposite direction]

Gnome With a Tome commandeered all of our toilet paper to build a fort in honor of DUNGEON TOILET volume 1.

The Scythian Wolf historical horror anthologies are on sale for 99¢ this week!

I heard Buford Pusser was dirty John Rambo never went to Vietnam —The Mountain Goats

In no uncertain terms, fuck Samantha Fulnecky, and may her name be a curse on her family

WE DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE MONSTER I bet the monster is great I bet the monster makes up for everything else

Okay, so what were my problems with GDT’s FRANKENSTEIN (minutes 1-45) Oscar Isaac Mia Goth The plot Oscar Isaac FORTY FIVE MINUTES AND NO MONSTER?! FORTY FIVE MINUTES AND THERE IS STILL ANOTHER HOUR AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES TO GO Mia Goth

I had heard that GDT was trying to make a more accurate adaptation of Frankenstein, and in a way, he succeeded. FRANKENSTEIN the novel is *also* incredibly boring

I can honestly say that I did not hate every minute of Guillermo Del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN … because I gave up watching after 45 minutes

Always reskeet the slut gnomes of false Berlin

Every few years MZD announces a new product and we all get so excited and I can’t remember *why*

The first volume of that Mark Z Danielewski serial novel that was gonna be like 27 volumes He started writing from a Latinx POV and I was like This is not going to end well

@locklinreads.bsky.social and I have a running joke that I can predict James Franco movies with my projects, but her power might be more devastating

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a week

Yknow it might be a good idea for Dems to counter this any time soon

You can’t fool me, this is a Kurosawa Kiyoshi movie

Dropping $50 at Taco Bell like a drug dealer