This is some of the funniest shit you'll read today. defector.com/report-presi...

If, per the PONUS, the Iran war is almost over, then what exactly were we going for there that we actually got?

So merry widow Erika Kirk, who never served in the armed forces, has been appointed to the board of the Air Force Academy. She replaces her husband, who was rejected by West Point, never served in the military, and never finished college. thehill.com/policy/defen...

Will Lewandowski still love her ... tomooooorowwww?

"Special envoy for the Shield of the Americas" sounds like the kind of make-work sinecure you'd offer Captain America's wife if he broke bad and agreed to help you betray the country.

These predicted uprisings pretty much never happen. Ask John Brown.

Trump called on Iranians to rise up and "take over your government." History suggests that's much harder than it sounds. politi.co/4aTMXJT

The Department of Justice could use a Daniel Ellsberg right about now.

So when is Nathan Myhrvold gonna resign? We need to not go quiet on that one. When Myhrvold knew Epstein was a child rapist, he sent him jocose remarks about what a shame it was you couldn't "Fedex pussy". So he was down.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Speaking only for myself: when I'm communicating with a convicted sex trafficker with whom I have no personal relationship, I make chummy jokes about how "you can't Fedex pussy." Just imagine the panic among Myhrvold's PR hacks right now. www.hastingstribune.com/ap/business/...

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

"The very rich are different from you and me," said F. Scott Fitzgerald. And the Epstein document dump bears this out. They share a profound, stark shamelessness that crosses every political divide.

As noted earlier, I stopped reading David Brooks when I realized he was not even capable of annoying me anymore. I stopped reading Brett Stephens when I realized I knew what he thought about everything and that nothing he thought about anything would ever change.

I stopped reading David Brooks when I realized he no longer had the power even to irritate me. So I can’t imagine he’ll be missed at The Times. As good a time as any to go be anodyne somewhere else.

The Melania doc. It's like the whole world asked itself, "What have I always wanted to know about Melania?" Then went back to what it was doing.

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Never expected the chairman of the Federal Reserve to roll in as an inspiring resistance figure, but fine.

Isn’t this something you’d typically do *before* you topple a government? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Where my Second Amendment peeps? Isn’t this the day they were waiting for?

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

In honor of Raul Malo. RIP. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDiW...

“Once there were islands all a-sprout with palms: and coral reefs and sands as white as milk. What is there now but a vast shambles of the heart? Filth, squalor, and a world of little men." Titus Alone by Mervyn Peake #LiteratureSky

Tyrants are almost always incompetent.

I want to know which of Epstein's victims Trump "spent time" with. And if she shares an SSN with the woman who sued him, alleging he raped her when she was 13 while Epstein was in the room. And who, according to her family, dropped her suit after receiving death threats.

Can This Miami US Attorney Snatch 'Best Trump Asslicker' Tiara Right Off Lindsey Halligan's Head? www.wonkette.com/p/can-this-m...

even now antifa is emboldened and arming themselves

IT IS A GLORIOUS DAY IN THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF NEW YORK CITY, TOVARICH

Still funny as hell. How the Cop Show ‘Barney Miller’ Made Gay TV History, 50 Years Ago www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/a...

Hell is never full. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there

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Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

Why had I never noticed this before? 🙄😄🐈‍⬛ #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

I'm actually down with this. You could call it the Department of Indiscriminate Slaughter, and I'd be down with that too. But if we're gonna to start calling things what they are (good), the announcement should have been made in the Crass Wing of the Pedophile House. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/04/u...

Relax, guys. It's a big gutter. There's enough offal for all of you. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

happy labor day

Coronation day in hell. www.cnn.com/2025/08/21/p...

Instead of taking over the DC Metropolitan Police at a time when crime in the capital is declining and is lower than it was during Trump's first term, wouldn't it just be easier to release the Epstein files?

She should have launched it from a very gender-specific restroom in a Greyhound bus station. Related: she has to know that by focusing so intently on toilets, she has provided a focus for her opponents' campaigns. www.cnn.com/2025/08/04/p...

Maybe the CEO should get his ass into the office. finance.yahoo.com/news/starbuc...

Be sure that he paid for the abortions.

The most interesting thing about the EU “deal” is that the US president, a 34X felon who was found guilty of sexual abuse, is trying to cover his other wrongdoings by pardoning a convicted sex offender and child sex trafficker.

New Pixar short: “Operation: Epstein Files” - Rated E for “Everyone’s Involved.”