Happy #PortfolioDay I'm a Canadian artist seeking representation and open to picture book, and middle grade projects. I enjoy working in gouache, and also work digitally. #kidlitart #illustration

good morning my fellow party people

5 days till MY CHEM

One month till my chem

literally me

excited to get horned up watching THE FLY tonight and to see naked buff jeff goldblum turn into a flesh monster @pjkatie420.bsky.social

Ray Toro I NEED you

getting big into MCR

I’m 8 followers away from 500. It would be pretty cool if y’all could get me there! 👀 #promosky

as some1 who works in a grocery store im hating this buy Canadian thing - no we cannot get Canadian mangoes in, no we cannot get Canadian produce in it's f*cking Feburary (⁠；⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠）

Ahah it's the freakig weekend again or as I like to call it.... The freakend 👹

getting beefy, getting beef barned up

gonna watch all the movies on the British "video nasties" list

can't believe it's the freakend again...so blessed 🙏

now seated for DUNE: Part Two (2024 dir. Denis Villeneuve) and once again I am incredibly stoned for it

Seated for Nosferatu right now and right after that it's Nosferatu, which is going to be a treat after watching Nosferatu late last year

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

What's up Kurt Russell fans, let's all smooch each other ❤️

I could be a good father to the Eraserhead baby

eraserhead baby tattoo

Hi everyone what's up

When go to the bathroom. I use the hidden bar soap that I hit out of sight so when somebody uses it after me, they think I didn't wash my hands and I want to see if I can tell if they realize that and act different around me. But in actuality I did wash my hands cause I'm not gross

I thought sonic3 the movie was already out Huh that's good I can still catch up on the prime Sonic lore in sonic 2 the movie

MOUTHWASHING SWEEPS THE GAME AWARDS 2024/2025 OR WHATVERR IT IS!!! EVERY CATEGORY WON!

hauing just samples the fine lays potatoe company "turkey dinner" chips I have realized I am yearning for a flavour that I know doesn't exist; one that I don't comprehend yet; and one that once realized j will know it's name with the agony and the ecstasy ,,,, make it happen

BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD CEOS

temu makes me want to kms

I'm glad I never grew up playing hockey or liking It. Proud to be a non fan of hockey and everything hockey

hot damn my ass must be a snowed in back alley in the way it needs to get ploughed

30 cm of snow expected and it pisses down a little skiff yeah right weather boy what next???

Behold

I've recruited some very special people to help me out with this task *count dracula steps out of the shadows*

how do you get ur car stuck in snow? Lmao, just drive hahaha just don't get stuck

today I took too many vitamins for my sick bod, and then I got an upset stomach and threw up and then went to work 👍👍

hey what's up losers, whose heard any good rumours recently?

got hanny sanny in me eye today, yowza that smarted. Lemmie tell ya oomfies don't do that!

to DIE for your city does not win an election // to KILL for your city THAT WINS an election!

can't wait to see if Saskatoon or Regina f*cks up more in our civic elections

Good morning #yxe let's get excited and hashtag pumped up to elect a new mayor today; either well get a new arena or a Sask party plant; either way fuck Randy Donhauer get him out of office

just had a hot glizzy in the mouth-hole folks

flexing in the mirror and mumbling to myself that I am cut from the cloth of the godhead

Boy folks when I woke up this morning my jimmies were sure rustled! Yikes!!!! We live in the darkest timeline, I guess this is what we get for killing Haramabe!!!

happy ERECTION DAY to you! Let's all BUST for CUMALA HARRIS 2day 😉😉😉💦💦💦🎉🎉🎉🎉

coming home to find I left piss in the toilet and it's been fermenting for 10 hours - my beautiful piss child

WE MAY HAVE RAPIDLY CRUMBLING HEALTHCARE, EDUCATION SYSTEM, AND LGBTQ+ RIGHTS BUT HEY AT LEAST WE ELECTED A "SPICY GRANDMA" TO THE LEGISLATURE CHALK THAT UP AS A WIN FOLKS 👍👍💯💯🔥🔥🎉🎉🎉😎😎👍👍

Him: You'd better not be in there slipping the surly bonds of earth and touching the face of God Me:

the NDP cope has begun

I'm gonna VOTE in the provibaical erection tomorrow and by-jolly I'm excited to exercise my democratic voice!

quinoa salad --- pretty freakin' good too bad about the exploitation of labour and destruction of rainforests WOOPS

posting after midnight let's get freaky