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Peg!💥

Welcome, Bruce the Goose!

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...

I should call her.

YOURE FOUR DAYS LATE! Get caught up on the advent calendar of terror! Available on Amazon in ebook, paperback, and KU! I lais have signed colues and book boxes in my shop! Brynn-butcher.com #indieauthor #horrorbook #horrorstories #spookyseason

Please buy some books or crafts! 😭 My bank account just took a YUUUUGE hit. www.ryn-rehnard.com

Look at that faaaancy fur collar!

Why wont you love me you fuzzy little cheese doodle?!?!? Pout is so skittish. 😭

Fuck

Breakfast here after a night of unbridled passion. We recover from making each other delirous with pleasure over scones & coffee. My foot finds your leg & I trace my toe up it until I reach your cock. The sparkle in my eye tells you what Im thinking. You chuckle & nod before you flag down our server

My new spood has a sad fa e on her head 😂 So I named her Pout.

#LateNightWrite Check out my werewolf novelette for free! I recently read Spoiled Rotten by @mommywiseau.bsky.social and it knocked me on my ass. The most uncomfortable book I've ever read in public. And I'm always gonna talk up @vexcorvine.itch.io and hir bloody pulp werewolf story Morning Shine.

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This is where we make slow, sensual love. We each take our time to explore each other as the birds serenade us. Press me into the mattress while the breeze licks the brine from our skin. Make me yours in every way you can. Fuck me. Mark me. Fill me. Claim Me. Make me yours.

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Hey hey! I finally fit my fat ass back into my jeans! But if I keep doing squats, Im gonna dumptruck my ass right out of em. But is that really a problem? 🤔

Contemplating getting a spiral perm. Has anyone had one? What was your experience?

RIP to my middle finger.

Lay me out here on the red velvet as a storm ravages the countryside. Read my body with your fingertips and spread me open like a beloved book. Take pleasure in me, get lost in me. Make me moan out my story in hitched breathsand desperate gasps. My passion as loud as thunder.

Bro I am dirty as hell

Also true for people 😜

Fuck me in front of this mirror. Make me watch as I come undone and you put me back together again. Make me look you in the eye as I come and pulse and writhe on your cock while you fill me up until I'm dripping with every new thrust. Spread me wide and make look at our mess.

Everytime I see a big, thick, muscular hypermasculine man, all I want to do is make him whimper like a good little puppy. I want to wreck him beyond words. No coherent thoughts, just hisses, hitched breaths, & pleas. I want his body trembling Yes, baby, beg for it. Beg for me. I love when you do.

Nice to know thundercunt is still thundering her bullshit out there. 🙄 Someone ought to give her a quarter ao she can go buy a personality because honestly being old enough to be a grandma and STILL being a middle school mean girl is EMBARRASSING. Yikes girl.

Ugh. My fingers are sticky now

I feel like death and i want to go home

how to fire every cop lmao

book of the year, I'm telling you right now

Let's not forget the slavery (reverse racism) slavery book they published THIS YEAR! Because fuck Black people? Literally and figuratively???!!!

no new pictures, where are you at mentally?

BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.

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Look at Sweet Pea's face. She is so fuckin cuuuuute. Tw: spider

Found a new baby and upgraded one baby's enclosure. I now have FIVE spoods. Thats my limit though. (Per the husband) originally it was 4 😂 My dream is to have an invert/reptile room

Made up a couple of these today.

My absolute favorite aspect of this painting ("The Siren," John William Waterhouse, 1900) is the shipwrecked sailor's expression: fascination mixed with dread and fear as he stares up at her. I also love the shine of his wet skin.

MURRRRRRRRRRR

New writer, Here's some advice: unhinged edition #amwriting #AuthorSky #IndieAuthor

I really want a C. Elegans, but hubs says no tarantula, no matter how small. 😭 Look how cuuuuute though!!!

LOOK AT THESE CUTIE FUCKIN PATOOTIES!!!!!! Two pairs of eris militaris, bronze jumping spiders. I found THREE of them on my car and one in the tree in front of my car. I brought them home to live in my garden.

I found the CUTEST jumping spiders today

This is going to ruin the tour.

This isn't how birding is supposed to work!

Oi, any of my mooties (or folx that see this) work with dried flowers or making like domed (nonbioactive) terrariums?

I’m going to pretend the flags at half-staff are for the three kids who were shot in Colorado.

Dems will be too scared to speak as R’s tighten their grip on fear and use today to justify calling anyone who dissents a domestic terrorist, even when there are no confirmed details of the shooter’s motive. Kirk’s career was built on hate and division. Don’t be afraid to say it.