Celebrating all of the Smokelong-born pieces !!!! Excited to have a few on this list.

So excited for this to come out. Fabulous writers, amazing cover. And amazing editors in @johannah.bsky.social and Rachael Clarke! Pre-order here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GTYVYLD4 www.amazon.ca/dp/B0GTYVYLD4

Semantics Coin Operated Press-- "Stupid Poetry Zine" // March 20, 2026 Semantics Proud to say that this is a terrible poem, but grammatically correct!

Thanks to @lrbpoetry.bsky.social for being such an amazing partner and co-poet!

Thanks to La Rotonde Review for publishing my achingly personal poem today.

Welcome to Arby’s Roast Town, How Would YOu LIke Your Chakra’s Aligned? Icebreakers Lit // March 6, 2026 Welcome to Arby's Roast Town, How Would You Like Your Chakra's Aligned? This piece was a collaboration with CASEY JO GRAHAM WELMERS. We met on social media, two strangers who decided to try to…

Thank you @bulbculture.bsky.social for giving my piece a new home. This was my first published piece and seeing it again reminds me of why I write…

Select the Best Option For Our Origin Story electric pink // February 11, 2026 Select the Best Option for Our Origin Story (audio included)

Excited to have a flash piece in this issue! thin-skin.com/flash-fictio...

A sweet double pub day for me! I have a tiny parenting poem in MCRB today! mcrb.neocities.org/bringthethun...

Sometimes you write love poems, sometimes you write this… www.electric-pink.org/poetry/pinea...

Not sure how I got cool enough to get my micro CNF story about work included in @troublemakerfire.bsky.social 's amazing Volume 10: Fairweather collection. Pick up the book to read the other pieces! thewritingtype.com/2026/01/27/g...

Thanks to @bryndonovan.bsky.social for helping me get over “the hump” 😉

A prose piece out today in the launch of Dodo Eraser (new lit journal) dodoeraser.org/2026/01/14/c...

Thank you @bloodhoneylit.bsky.social for giving my tense and tiny CNF such a beautiful home.

Anyone here interested in writing a CNF and/or biz book this year? Feel that might be on my 2026 bingo card… along with guest editing a smut anthology. It’s gonna be a crazy year….

Early holiday gift is seeing my sweet Yiddish culture story, Kukhlefl, in the launch issue of Bubble Tea Literary. www.bubbletealiterary.com/issues/issue...

As I ready the house for the holidays... I wanted to share a Hanukkah piece published last year in @mockingowls.bsky.social. It is still one of my favs. www.mockingowlroost.com/blog/candles...

Excited to read a few pieces at the Dodo Eraser launch event next week. DM me for the link!

Helped a sweet HS kid with a college essay. Pro bono. Kid got into their top school… and sent me this lovely bouquet… feeling so good!!!

Thanks @smokelong.bsky.social for incubating so many stories… including mine!

"Missed Congeniality" by Johannah Simon @Johannah.bsky.social is today's 75-word #story on Paragraph Planet paragraphplanet.com #amwriting

Excited to have a sly micro posted @paragraphplanet.bsky.social today ❤️

Got a quirky micro up at Citywide Lunch today. This ☕️ coffee related piece was brewed during @smokelong.bsky.social October fitness…. citywidelunch.wordpress.com/not-where-yo...

@carriganak.bsky.social @davidmilley.com @fklein907.bsky.social @johannah.bsky.social @gr8earlofhell.bsky.social @norab84.bsky.social @tommywyattblake.bsky.social Coming February 2026 love u 😘

I hit a milestone today-- 20 acceptances in 2025 for my quirky micros. Last year it was 10. I'm beholden to all of the readers & editors for selecting my pieces and giving them such lovely homes. I feel like I've reached a critical mass of published work!

Shout out to @smokelong.bsky.social for the #Promptember Open Mic events! A perfect way to start the weekend-- listening to talented writers share their micros and flash. Every piece was a winner!!!

Marking myself safe from spending $1800 to see Tame Impala at the United Center tonight. I'm sure it will be a killer show... that I will watch online in a few days....

The Valkyrie didn’t come for me today. Survived to fight another day. I’m weary but still holding on to my job.

Should've spent the day writing, or organizing my submission spreadsheet, or plotting my book, or reading to improve my craft... but I just chilled. Think my brain needed a nothing day.

I have a very gritty piece up today in the inaugural issue of HAWKEYE. CW: sweary uncouth language hawkeyemag.com/stories/bitc...

some days the spreadsheets work me... and some days, I WERK THE SPREADSHEETS (cue my theme song) youtu.be/OsbDN0lAoXU?...

I have a personal piece on pregnancy loss at Nobody Thoughts today. nobodythoughts.com/issue-5/

@the-engine-idling.bsky.social — you are such a classy, writer-centric lovely publication. Thank you for this beautiful handwritten note and keepsake. This is the best rejection I’ve ever gotten! Unexpected and appreciated! (I didn’t want to spoil the front)❤️

Sobering to see the not-yet-widely-released tech that might be negatively impacting my career viability… but in good news, it’s a suite of tools not one single app…

You might live in the Midwest if you went to a Jack O’Lantern walk tonight with photo-realistic commemoration portraits carved into pumpkins…

I wrote a raw piece about my experience commuting to work… it’s foul, but it’s 100% true. Thanks to @mrbullbull.bsky.social for giving my gritty CNF a home!

Energized by an open mic with my writing group. I love to read. Love to listen. Love the vibes in a group of talented writers hyping each other up. Why aren't we doing this more often?

When you realize your morning drink has some not-so-subtle advice about your job…

New year is bringing fresh energy vibes my way. Making a list of everything I want to manifest in 5786. Top of the list-- a legit writer's retreat. Mama needs some creative space for her CNF, screenplay, and her business book.

My work friend asked if I’d help her kid with his college application essay. I don’t think my friend has actually read my CNF 🤣.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains. Every.Single.Song.Perfect.

I never went to homecoming… but today I got to take my kiddo dress shopping for her hoco. Feel like this is a square on my mom bingo card.

…screw retirement strategy— I want a lake house. A big one.

Meeting your idols- 2 /5 stars. Do not recommend.

Poetry reader Johannah Simon would like to read more prose poems that deal with longing & desire in a fresh and unexpected way. Submit here: buff.ly/3OYTRme

Got schooled up on manga today!!!

@brklyndragon.bsky.social gives a fantastic analysis here of AI in writing. That panel experience was intense -- and I am honored to have been part of the panel with @brklyndragon.bsky.social, @jasonsanford.bsky.social, and @bradymcagent.bsky.social!!!

Up side to being my friend (as a CNF writer), I always got a funny (and true) story. Down side— sometimes it’s about you…

Not quite Hollywood…but still fun to do some voiceover work