I needed a new pfp and a friendly reminder to you all that @vandalarose.bsky.social can make anyone look like a million billion dollars.

2016 was before I even knew what a drag queen was….like who is this MAN?!

Friendly reminder: you are too hot to give a flying f*ck about what people think about you. Be hot, stay hydrated, and have a great day pookie 😘❤️

Your favorite Drag Queen’s favorite personal trainer 💪💅

Put the energy drink down and drink water NOW! (This is also screaming at myself)

Now that I am as the kids say “goated with the sauce”, I am now down to squad up.

I played Fortnite for the first time last night; no wonder the Chicago drag scene loves a competition this shit is addicting

Maybe 2026 will be the year I use this app more than once every 4 months

Happy Birthday @luxurydtemptation.bsky.social 💜

C- Camp A- Ayo, you got some nice camp going on M-maybe she’s born with it,maybe it’s camp P- p*ssy

Me when I look like a million bucks

You ever just try and balance working to pay bills but also trying to have a social life but also try to work on your craft to be better but also trying to take care of your body but also the FOMO of parties but also

Is eating ass considered hitting your protein goals? Asking for a friend

Bark like you want it 🐺🌕

Boo 👻

Hey king/queen/thing, if no one told you today….that ass do be looking phat today 🥵🍑

Best Newcomer Queen: @moxxietocin.bsky.social @siovhancox.bsky.social Best Newcomer King: @thetobyblunt.bsky.social @mrmistress.bsky.social Best Dancer: @spiralbanks.bsky.social @luxurydtemptation.bsky.social Best lipsyncer: @sheisseana.bsky.social @ash-wednesday.bsky.social

Hey cute jeans….where’d you get those jeans..i really like your jeans….that boot cut or like something…maybe Levi…. (Flirting is really hard and scary)

A Chicago drag competition hates to see me coming: Reign Supreme- 6th place; WIN Survivor- 3rd Mother- Semifinalist Mother Rebirth- 2nd Oh Snap- 2nd Chucklehead- Semifinalist Comedy Queen Pageant- Top 5 Realizing I am allowed to give myself flowers and it feels…luxurious ❤️

The gym, but like very homo

I sometimes forget how h*rny the Chicago night life scene is; and then I reminded how wonderful your naughty boys/girls/theys truly all 😈❤️😘

Okay I might be crashing out and spiraling like a mf, but my pecs be pecing so yeah, saddies can still be baddies

Good morning! I felt hot at queen! @missfaguette.bsky.social you tore this theme. Here is proof I can be hot

Sorry for no sound but I was thirsty 🤷‍♀️

Luxury doing a shot out of her detachable ponytail— yeah that’s one of my favorite drag queens idrgaf

This lip sync smack down I only have one goal; to get eliminated for the first time in survivor. Or win I guess

Update; one of the guys who ghosted me when I tried to set up a date was at my job tonight and I had to interact with SEVERAL times. No yall I love the dating scene it’s like really great for my mental health I PROMISE 🫠

If I get stood up for a date one more time this year I’m choosing violence and making it everyone’s problem 😭

All I’m saying is I have more clients spots open for performers and night life alike….just sayin 👀

This is how baddies greet each other at the club fyi

So what’s a hoi palloi, why do Glinda and Elphaba wanna be in it, and can I join?

Spoilers; it went incredible 😍 so far 2025 is just dandy 🥰

I have a rare opportunity to make my 2025 first kiss a home run. Yall better come correct 😤

The way I’m working 4-12 tonight and then tomorrow AM 10-5 ☠️. That means yall better be shaking some ass extra for me tonight! Be safe, have fun, kiss people with good hearts, and have a happy New Year ❤️

My mantra for 2025

Hi Bluesky babes! 2025 is around the corner so if you’re looking for fierce drag trainer, let Lux Lifts LLC help you :). Especially for my drag community, ask me about service for service! And if not, here’s a pic of my bicep anyway 💪

Yall ever just wake up and think “wow I really fucking love drag” and makes you kick you feet all giddy like or am I just hungover? Hope you all have a fabulous day :)

Every year I always try and pick a word to focus on for 2025. This year it’s “BALANCE”. With my jobs, drag, and social life, I want to be more balanced and better in all my aspects of life. What’s y’alls word for the new year?

Happy Birthday @luxurydtemptation.bsky.social 💜

The way I forgot I got rid of my original outfit because I thought I’d never wear it again ☠️ plan b

The way I’m sprinting home from work to get my look for Queen!

If you’re seeing this; come thru! Free show, silly host, talented ass cast? But also, love you all and either way I hope you all have a great night ❤️

Gig tonight at 11 PM! Then I’ll see u cuties at boots! 😘🥰

Me every time I have to shave for drag

Idk what to use this app for yet so…🤷‍♂️