me waking up remembering that I still have EA shares

times I've died in combat in borderlands 4: about 23 times I've died because j threw a tediore grenade gun too close to a wall accidentally: 8,436

Just realised I forgot to take my meds this morning, which is weirdly positive because I feel "normal" enough that it's not the first thing on my mind when I wake up, which means they're working as intended.

"Have you finished working out?" my watch asks, as I chew the last bite of my pink donut.

What are you playing at the moment that you're really enjoying?

I struggle with any sort of sci-fi that has cybernetic body enhancements nowadays because it's impossible to imagine a world where the corporations making them wouldn't charge exorbitant subscription fees so you could use your eyes

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

I didn't know that was a stereotype

Showing children of the future the unacceptable hair rendering on the left to explain why we had to get rid of the rainforest.

Watching Alien vs Predator and the Pyramid two kilometres under the Antarctic ice is COVERED in spiderwebs. You know, from all those Antarctic spiders. 2km under the ice.

After watching ALL of the Resident Evil movies, we're 3 in to the Predator/Alien franchise in chronological order (11 to go!), and 134/200 movies for 2025.

I never used to understand the people that were all like "I wish things were like they were when I was younger" but given this is what is actually happening in the world...

sportsbet ads on twitch is pretty gross

how much of Umbrella Corp's budget is allocated to branding? Is it someone's job to go around each office location and decide where to put the giant glowing logo floors?

Spending a "cosy" day post anxiety yesterday continuing a watch through all the Resident Evil movies. They're so dumb, I love them.

Anxiety is such a bitch. How dare you step on the toes of excitement with your dread.

I... I don't think I'm even shocked anymore?

I could've sworn Sean Bean was in Dunkirk

waiting for godot but it's me and my dog waiting for an NBN tech to arrive within a four hour window

thinking about my late nan who, while always pretty good at keeping up with technology, wasn't as good at changing language. she thought lol meant "lots of love" which made it unintentionally hilarious whenever she commented on someone passing "sorry about john dying lol"

might fuck around and watch all the Predator and Alien movies in universe chronological order (including AvP) next in order to prepare for Alien: Earth and Predator: Badlands

by my estimate: today is the day. it has now been one Duke Nukem Forever dev cycle since the release of Duke Nukem Forever.

is there a Letterboxd equivalent for games and is it good

rewatching every* batman movie as part of my goal to watch 200ovies this year (I'm at 111!). Here's my ratings so far, separated by era *every mainline live-action Batman: no appearances, no flashpoint timelines, no ensembles

[NEW NIИ] open.spotify.com/track/1xsEHo...

Picking 10 was hard.

watched Batman Returns tonight, and all I could think of any time Michelle Pfeiffer was on screen was "oh so THAT'S why I'm like this"

fantastic foreskins

I'm always hesitant about movies that have big press tours to Australia because historically they only happen when the movie is A Bit Shit™️

ah yes, another Tony Hawk game releases, and with it, the existential question of whether my knees are up to the skateboarding my brain tells me I can definitely still do

I have been affected by the recent restructures at Bethesda, After an amazing 8 years i am on the lookout for new opportunities in Community, Marketing, and beyond. Slide into those DM's for a chat. It's been an incredible run. Very proud of what was achieved.

This is my favourite jacket and now it can be your favourite jacket too

I'm very late to this but Cyberpunk 2077 was a blast.

Sock, sock, shoe, shoe Or Sock, shoe, sock, shoe

It's so weird living with someone who almost exclusively plays marvel rivals because at random points throughout the day I just hear things like "YO WHAT THE FUCK SPIDER-MAN"

I cooked a shit dinner for the first time in ages tonight and it's shook me more than I could have imagined

The Social Network score absolutely fucks for getting through anything. You better believe these clothes are getting folded well.

I know it's 10:30am on a Tuesday but should I watch Zodiac or Se7en

Caught up on FGF this afternoon, and what a great show. I can't imagine how many hours of work went into it, but it all paid off. Tight production, perfect pace, and a whole bunch of local game goodness. Congrats.

I didn't realise how bougie my life usually is until I checked into a motel attached to a pub

ok but what does joe rogan think about all this has someone checked he's alright

I love literally everything pixel about this except his generic game protag face The voice acting is reminiscent of Eddie Redmayne in Day of the Jackal. Who would be a great young Bond.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I love how every mission impossible movie since ghost protocol starts with "the stakes can't be that high we don't need the IMF" and ends with "oh I see why we needed the IMF those stakes were pretty high"

just imagined I heard the teams 'meeting started' noise like a 'nam flashback

It's kinda amazing the franchise didn't die after Mission Impossible 2

Rolled credits on Star Wars: Outlaws. What a fun time. Not just a good Star Wars story, but a good story all round. Between this and Andor, I'm eating good at the moment.

does anyone else find it really hard to not try and climb out of a moving elevator after watching a mission impossible movie or am I the weirdo

wow the minecraft movie sure is something

fun fact (I believe) the reason we have Med-X and not Morphine in Fallout is because of the Aus Classification System you're welcome(?)