Jesus be like

I take rejections as well as a child neglected into never needing anything from anyone ever in life...oh wait...

Recently I learned that human conditioning can be permanent. I've tried numerous ways to reverse my damage but to no avail. With this knowledge comes difficult truths. I will ride it out, but alone. I'm fine with that but sorry for causing hurt in the past and refuse to cause more in the future.

Love me some sleeplessness

When Lori Daybell asked Nancy Jo Hancock if she and Charles discussed her at length during their dinner she scoffed and said "DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF"

Most birds have a fight or flight response. He forgot we’re flightless birds.

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. This number can connect you to both the House of Representatives and the Senate offices.

“He tried to kill his own Vice President. Do you think he cares about you?” -Barack Obama

Lori Daybell representing herself is SOOOOOOO MESSSSSYYY 😂😂😂😂

I completely understand feeling the need to just randomly scream constantly rn

The stupidest hell ever

Pittsburgh knows 💪

Chunk says hai & happy sunday n'at

Went into the sunroom to let Chunk out and Fozzies just out here bein my cat...

This is such a sad update www.wtae.com/article/body...

🚨 NEW: Trump is headed back to Mar-a-Lago for another golf weekend. He’s now spent 38% of his presidency at his resorts — burning through $85 million in taxpayer cash. Where’s the outrage from DOGE and the GOP? Hypocritical cowards.

Starting over is not a failure

😂😂😂 What a crybaby. #SheShed

On the cusp of listing myself as a Canadian mail order bride

Me. I do.

Pretty sure Chunk is about to have 4 deer bffs from the back yard. They did not give a singular eff about him being out there with them this morning 😂

Sometimes I add flair to completing dumb little tasks around the house by singing the "shalalala" part of the theme song to family ties

Today, Chunk thought it would be fun to chew on the cord for the heating pad...til it wasn't. Bet he don't do that again. 🤣

Germany after halting egg shipments to the US right before Easter :

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich theonion.com/report-...

New recordings of jail calls from the Madeline Soto case got me INFURIATED this morning 😤🤬

I need these

🥲 youtu.be/JJpFTUP6fIo?...

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Today I acknowledged that Stand By Me is still a cinematic masterpiece ✨️

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Lol why do we have a tornado watch? 😂😂👀😬

Some dumb jag rode his bike into the river on the north shore today 😂😂😂🍀

So I'm watching this Luigi Mangione doc and a family friend is like 'he isolated himself from his parents bc they would've given him a reality check from his magical thinking'...but from a poor person's perspective, I'm not hearing any non-facts, particularly in his Good Reads review 👀👀

Hope all yinz jags are enjoying St Patty's Day dahn'na sahside in a thunderstorm. I was smart, stayed home and got stoned. 😂😂😂

If Trump says he doesn't know or ever spoke to a federal judge he himself appointed, what does that tell u about the relationship we all already know he had with Epstein? 👀👀👀👀

Why is he so weird?! 😂😂😂😂

Tbqh, I wouldn't mind if Canada absorbed US 🤷‍♀️ YEA I SAID IT

I’m not the least bit naïve, but I never thought I would see this happening to my country in my lifetime…