@hunterpyanfar.bsky.social wanna move back to MI?! (I kid. That sounds miserable)

Man, I really sucked at Strands today.

I can get on board with this…

Wordle 1,777 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Uhhhh. I don’t know how that happened.

Two things: 1. It’s also the 10th anniversary of telling Francis I wanted a divorce (best 40th birthday present ever). Been a crazy decade but ultimately a good one. 2. None of my co-workers believe I’m 50. 🤣🤣🤣

Welp. This is 50.

Also? They’d suck. I flew them once and it was quite literally the most uncomfortable flying experience I’ve ever had. And I flew transatlantic in the middle of 5 seats once.

I devoured Spellbent in a day. Jessie Shimmer is a compelling main character. Check these out!

AARP coming in hot with the 50th birthday wishes… (My birthday is not until Wednesday)

I feel like ass. (I’ve been fighting a cold for a few days. Was a total lump yesterday and felt much better today. Until evening when I started feeling cruddy again. Blah.)

*painting. I don’t know what a panting easel is but it sounds like it belongs in a brothel.

Were we all aware that Biden’s infrastructure bill included mandated Big Brother tech in our cars? www.yahoo.com/news/article...

My panting easel decides to come apart - all the joins completely gave up as if they were never glued. But 3 bar clamps and some gorilla wood glue and I’ve fixed it. I love being able to do shit on my own.

Asleep on my foot

The more I see, post-dx for Jamie, the more firmly convinced I am that Francis had a missed autism dx.

My particular ladies group chat is absolutely feral today and it is giving me life. A++, ladies.

Jamie is taking Aerospace Engineering as one of his classes this year. They’ve built rockets. He launched his today. He said, and I quote, “it went straight up. It’s the only straight thing I’ve ever done.” Me:

Dude. How dumb are these people?! Wait. Don’t answer that.

Water has returned. May it remain flowing.

That second pic! 🤣 “Go fuck yourself!” Probably not what she said but her body language screams it. And yeah, go fuck yourself, RFK.

And then. And then! My 21 yr old got mad at ME that he’s going to have to route around a road closure to get to work. 50 is hitting hard because I yelled back at him. I’m am out of fucks, child. I can’t even POOP today.

Good morning. My house has no water. Which I found out when I tried to flush the toilet after I peed.

This whole article is a triumph of cheeky writing but these two paragraphs made me howl with laughter.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!

It's Monday so you deserve some roses.

Just call me Van Gogh

A Blessed high holy day to all who celebrate.

The Blues Brothers Hot Fuzz Pride & Prejudice (2005) Any Knives Out movie Down Periscope

Incredible footage. Also, incredible that he took an iPhone with him and the radiation in space didn’t fry it completely. WOW.

Mid-afternoon margarita with lunch at Mad Mex = later afternoon NAP. NIGHTY NIGHT.

Hold on to your butts, yinz. It cometh.

None of those other events mentioned bring SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND people to a city that literally does not have the infrastructure to support that. So let those of us grumpy about being prisoners in our homes all week be grumpy about it.

This is beyond awesome. Fuck, I needed that joy.

The NFL Draft bullshit continues. Idiots who can’t drive here = this. Yes, I’m pissy about the whole thing.

People of Pittsburgh: This is your warning that traffic bullshit for the NFL draft has already begun. It will only get worse from here.

Got the dog an F bomb.

Result are in: healthy tits.

@fetterman.senate.gov you are a disgrace. To PA, to your party, to the people who voted for you, and lastly to fashion. Resign.

It’s @katrinaravioli.bsky.social’s biiiirthdaaaaay!!!! Happy birthday, friend! Welcome to your, Fuck It Forties!!!

Starting my Monday off with the yearly boobie squish.

You just know that as soon as the ship splashed down, everyone jumpd up and grabbed their carry-ons from the overhead bin. Then stood impatiently waiting for the door to open.

Astronauts: hi! We just landed back on earth! Navy: awesome! Now we’re gonna put you back in the air! Have fun with that!

You made it through Wednesday! Here's an ice blue bearded iris.

Update: Mrs. Finch has nested in the pre-made and highly reusable Robin’s nest from four years ago.

I think TACO enrages me almost as much as “maybe it will happen today.” The fact is, he is an unhinged madman and it’s not a joking or wistful matter. He needs to be impeached and imprisoned. And “ha ha he always chickens out” is insulting & dismissive of what he actually did. Maybe it’s just me.

My house finch buddies are back. Mr. Finch’s lady friend took off just as I snapped the pic.

It wasn’t hyperbolic THEN.

Westley dragged his leash down to my office and keeps flipping it me (see action shot). When I asked if he wanted to go to daycare to play with his friends he got all prancy and excited. So, uh, I guess he likes daycare now. Tomorrow, dog, tomorrow.

I’m serious. How do we get UN member nations to haul his ass to International Justice? As Americans, would other member nations even listen to us?

So, uh, is it possible to, I don’t know… report someone to The Hague? Asking for America.