Maybe this Monday morning you require a bee in a cardoon flower?

Caught the Mon Incline over McCardle!!

Texted the children this morning and earned my first legitimate “bro” from Liam. 🤣🤣🤣 (And yes, he is Lemon Slut in my phone. I’m Spawn Point in his.)

Played hooky from work for a half day and spent time with my person. A+ choice.

Fleabag. I don’t think I even made it two full episodes. It wasn’t funny or profound to me. It was just secondhand embarrassment uncomfortable.

Who needs a collage of various puppy sleeping positions? Westley’s got you covered.

Thursday morning nasturtium. 🌱

Well. The kids finally found their third space.

I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF BREATH.

Filed under “Things that make you say DUH, MOTHERFUCKERS”

I swear to god, driving the one mile between my house and @christhebarman.bsky.social’s house is almost becoming untenable. I am glad for the road construction closing down Ingram Ave but I am so tired of nearly getting in collisions trying to drive a single mile.

Good morning

Uhhhhhh….. Hold on to your butts.

It is a sad commentary on our world that I had to Google and then go to the anti-defamation league’s website to make sure I avoided putting a hate symbol on my car just because I like Celtic knotwork and Celtic crosses. Now I know exactly what to avoid, tho, so thank you ADL.

CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION.

WHAT

Context for Belfast riots

When in Pittsburgh, always look up.

It’s finished. And takes up literally half of my dining room table.

He has such a rough life.

I’m at a diner and there is a bearded man here wearing a mothman tshirt that says “Live. Laugh. Lurk.” Immediately thought of @sheepthemoon.bsky.social

Much fun was had! Arts Landing is a great venue.

I just saw my first firefly/lightning bug of the season!

Dahntahn for Spin Doctors at the Arts Fest!

NO. This one hurts so much. Tony, you were a great one and I’m thinking of your Buffy family who must be gutted today.

Who has two thumbs and made fresh sugar cookies? THIS GAL.

Who needs a sleepy puppy?

Sunset colored snapdragons

He got it.

My son took the day off of work so that he could be at the Lego store when they open - he wants Minas Tirith.

Listen, I have an archaeology degree so mummies are cool but duuuuuudes. I’m not eating Dead Body Bread.

Yep. Strep. Antibiotics ahoy!

Well, sick kid ahoy. Happy last day of school - he missed it and we’re headed to urgent care to check if he has strep.

Yinz! The artist is here on BlueSky - @happylilcanvases.bsky.social - and she has a store! www.happylilcanvases.com

@lucyasnyder.bsky.social are you gonna be here?

Forgot to post this yesterday. Happy Pride, yinz!

My dog melted.

This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

The bees have found the snapdragons.

Happy Monday. My braids are fuzzy and someone wanted to be snuggled.

Wordle 1,807 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Given what the word is, that was a miracle.

Before. Carnage. After.

Lilies for your Saturday.

The snapdragons have gone into full season bloom.

Downtown. Strawberry Way. A downtown officer said he just rolled up to a streaker. Suspect is heading down Strawberry Way with her strawberries dangling about.

OMG. I just noticed the olive branch is upside down.

Completed these for my Dad for Father’s Day. He’s half Dutch and we have a lot of delftware in the family so these seemed right up his alley.

CVS figured out I turned 50 and is now texting me about the shingles vaccine.

People have lost their goddamn minds. I just witnessed a fight in the middle of Steubenville Pike (PA 60). And when I say middle, I mean IN THE STREET f(in front of the Sheetz by Burkett Park). Two women and one of them was fucking INSANE.