in 2027 they made drawing a cartoon arse illegal. my open-mouthed face stolen from a discord ID check appeared on everyone's screens with ARSE PREDATOR written under it. I was arrested in 0.5 seconds because an AI smelled me buying a microwave burger and followed me home through nest cameras

When you have fries with hamburgers, do you eat both at once or do you eat them separately? Please respond.

When you have fries with hamburgers, do you eat both at once or do you eat them separately? Please respond.

Talking to American furries (via voice) makes me feel like I'm in a Hollywood movie talking to celebrities.

Papageno < Daddygeno

The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.

I feel like we’re genuinely getting into a point of the furry fandom where unless you’re sanitized and don’t do anything people deem to be problematic or are disgusted by, despite even a fucking google search explaining that it’s fine, you will be brutally harassed and attacked.

Papageno < Daddygeno

New drinking game: Take a shot whenever the US orchestrates a regime change in a foreign country related to their financial interests.

Do you usually watch movies in one sitting, or in chunks? Are you a chunk-watcher or a one-watcher?

Late night stream (starting shortly), practicing and playing around on the piano. Rough, short, and chill. www.twitch.tv/milestfbaxxter

It’s about to be year of the HORSE BBY 🐴🏳️‍🌈🎉

🦋 #venturebros

Happy new year! Auld Long Syne/ For old times sake Let's hope for a better future, and thanks for the old. Cheers! This is a special mention for you know who you are 🧡 #fox #furry #fursuit #violin #newyear #music #auldlongsyne #happy

NRK still has drops of surprisingly (and accurately) dystopian reporting, which I'm all here for. This story reads: "Everything is not hopeless – these things went well this year"

NRK still has drops of surprisingly (and accurately) dystopian reporting, which I'm all here for. This story reads: "Everything is not hopeless – these things went well this year"

God yaoi jul! 🎄

There's practical uses for AI in terms of, like, combing through data and statistics and that kind of thing, as a time saver, as a tool. Not as a means to pretend that you're creative.

It's my birthday, so I spent 20+ minutes downloading apps that are supposed to give you tangible freebies when you're registered and it's your birthday, none of which gave me anything. Do better McDonald's, Narvesen, and Espresso House!

This is not a brems.

I am taking the brave stance that access to emergency services, in an emergency, should not be a premium subscriber exclusive feature.

Let them be happy 🕷️💞🕷️

My most interesting official My Little Pony item is probably this. An illustrated story by a Finnish writer that was (AFAIK) never published outside of Finland, where Spike transforms into a pony.

The artist behind these has been doing this longer than most of us and we are so lucky to be able to enjoy the breadth of her work. She needs heart surgery and could really use community support atm www.patreon.com/TerrieSmith

Like most people, I have two good movie ideas I will never see realized.

Perfectly normal news in our weird timeline.

Looking at customer reviews for ethernet cables on Aliexpress, when suddenly a (presumably) New York Sour cocktail. 🥂

The size difference on some footage from HD to 4K Prores feels silly. 1.2 MB vs. 446 MB. That's a file size increase of 37066%. Yes the 4K looks better, but it doesn't look 37066% better (IMO).

KEEP DRAWING!

Elio is the best Disney/Pixar movie since Zootopia. #HotTake

When a point-and-click adventure game does an action scene. Felt so bad for the wolf. 😢 From Black Mirror (2003).

The joy of modern men's fashion. A rainbow of beige and grey. 🌧️

From NRK, the Norwegian state-run broadcasting company, in tune with our dystopian zeitgeist: "1 in 3 have experienced an existential crisis: Why it can be good for you"

SO WE ALL KNOW WHAT PUP PLAY IS, BUT WHAT ABOUT CAT PLAY? WHERE INSTEAD OF GIVING ORDERS AND TESTING YOUR SUB'S OBEDIENCE, YOU GIVE ORDERS AND THEY ARE ALL IGNORED BEFORE THEY CLIMB ONTO YOUR DESK AND KNOCK YOUR COMPUTER OFF ONTO THE GROUND BEFORE THROWING UP IN THE LIVING ROOM

Should I call my NAS... HakunaMadata or NASquestria? 🤔

So far there have been zero trans women reported as having visited epsteins pedo island. But lots of people who want you to think trans women are threats to children seemed to have gone there at some point. Curious...

... okay, guess I'll skip on this one.

Every time I draw cartoon characters punching each other’s lights out, I’m actually encouraging and also literally doing violence. If I draw the Baba Yaga eating a baby, I’m literally advocating cannibalism and also doing meal-planning. Were Bluesky’s guidelines written by twelve-year-olds?

When I buy myself a little treat in this dystopian hellscape

Did a double take at suddenly hearing "notices bulges owo what's this" solemnly recited during a press conference. Followed by "if you read this you are gay LMAO". This is a weird timeline.

To other journalists investigating Tyler Robinson and the meaning of "Notices your bulge, OwO what's this" - I'm a journalist specializing in expertise in the furry community. If you would like me to provide professional comment for your stories regarding the meaning of this, my email is in my bio

Casually looking at a content creator merch shop's Terms of Service, and... of course. A lot of these battles have been lost before they've even been fought. #SaveSpeech

I randomly picked up some hand drawn Moomin and Snufkin BL ship art on Norwegian eBay (Finn). 💐❤️