staying off my feed for the indefinite future while I'm still feeling varying levels of emotionally radioactive, BUT PARTS 3 *AND* 4 OF "THE ONE WHERE THERE'S AN OFFICE PARTY ARE UP IT'S DONE, WOOOO~ 🎉 archiveofourown.org/works/765388... #NSFW #VocalStatic #StaticProducers #VincentWhittman #piss

so anyhow it was nine years ago yesterday that I made the Pokemon Mew my Higher Power, and promised them I'd never drink alcohol or pop benzos/etc, again and somehow, that WORKED. sometimes your 9th soberversary is just you finally finishing up the slime tutorial of Falsettos that's okay too 💗

I CAN ACTUALLY *WRITE* AGAIN~~ 🥳✨️ RELATED: CHAPTER TWO OF "THE ONE WHERE THERE'S AN OFFICE PARTY" IS UP please picture me standing over this chapter, giving my best IT'S ALIIIVE overdramatics possible #NSFW #VincentWhittman #piss #VocalStatic #StaticProducers archiveofourown.org/works/765388...

I need the Hazbin Hotel fandom to know that, every time any of you post * Vincent Whittman w/anyone at Channel 6 (ESP. his producers or that ginger night show host) * Vox gill fuckery * bigenital/dualsex Angel Dust and/or Valentino * Vox banging his human self I regain 10 HP bless you all 👀💗💕

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE EEL DICK FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE SMUT ARTISTS I LOVE WINNING~ ✨️💕🫶 (psst go check out Ais's comms!!)

#NSFW Figured I'd see if anyone I know is willing to make a deal on my few remaining ISOs/DISOs in the near future! Feel free to DM me about any of these. #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelISOs #HazbinHotelDISOs #HazbinHotelMerch #VincentWhittman #HazbinHotelVox #omorashi #piss

UPDATE: For anyone who still remembers last month when I had that donation drive going for local Twin Cities mutual aid orgs, where if people donated over $750 and sent me the screencaps, I would get a tattoo of #HazbinHotel #VincentWhittman 's death pose as a tramp stamp? well GUESS WHAT 👀✨️

you ever fuck up a one-night stand so badly, you're with each other for the next 20 years? across two different names, and like three different genders? nobody even *knows* how many penises are involved here or not anymore. anyhow, here's to the big 2-0 today. [something romantic goes here]. 💕

#nsfw it was the Jonathan part of me's birthday yesterday! I celebrated my own IRL Angel Dust by 1.) getting fucked up on the only drug I'm allowed, after him; 2.) eating a Crumbl strawberry heart cake w/my bare hands; 3.) breaking in a new weird sex toy to "Closer" on loop only seemed fitting 👀✨️

was interviewed by a nationwide media company Monday for an article that I sincerely hope gets a dialogue started on the very real issue of compulsive collecting in fandoms meaning I'm also counting down my last days of freedom before I'm known as "that guy who whored himself for Angel Dust merch"

my current #VincentWhittman merch collection: (hearing Christian gigglesnort when he heard my dedication request added five years to my life, I swear)

You cannot possibly ensure that your art is received the correct way by everyone who sees it and trying to do that will drive you mad. Let your work speak for itself. Don't try to speak FOR it. You know what you wanted to say. Let everyone else work it out themselves. If they don't get it, oh well.

@cupcakegirlsorg.bsky.social @swop-usa.bsky.social @swopbehindbars.bsky.social @swaidcollective.bsky.social Sadly, the nonprofits that both assist trafficking survivors AND defend the rights of sex workers are underfunded and ignored by most of the media.

fun fact: chinchillas are like 90% butt

fun fact: chinchillas are like 90% butt

So I attended the community donation drive for Charlie yesterday, and @lockway.bsky.social drew me this *amazing* piece for my #Vocalstatic request! I'm not glad for the circumstances, but I *am* full of love for this whole Hazbin fam. You can still help out, too! www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-c...

Your honor, members of the jury: my client, Snoozles, is innocent. See? He has a tiny hat.

maaan ever find some underwear that just. feels like it gives +2 to all your stats? got a strut in my step today, and nobody can tell why but me X3

I need the Hazbin Hotel fandom to know that, every time any of you post * Vincent Whittman w/anyone at Channel 6 (ESP. his producers or that ginger night show host) * Vox gill fuckery * bigenital/dualsex Angel Dust and/or Valentino * Vox banging his human self I regain 10 HP bless you all 👀💗💕

IT'S A PRINT IT'S A PRINT GO GO GO 👀✨️

Just a guy and his goldfish pin against the world #vincentwhittman #vox #hazbinhotel

"love."

NOTHING IS NORMAL AND NO ONE IS OK. YOU’RE DOING GREAT.

for anyone who may be losing faith in himan progress, remember this: we invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun.

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

All my neighbors are heroes and we really are going to win

We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.

*Everyone* I know in MN is exhibiting telltale signs of trauma response to the occupation at this point; whether directly impacted or feeling the impacts of secondary and indirect trauma. This is a reminder to care for the helpers and front line folks. To get rest and pace yourself. Hang in there.

do you think val and vel were backstage when vox screamed at the top of his lungs I'M YOUR OMEGA and started losing their shits

I need a “Vox verbal key smashing” compilation YESTERDAY

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Something thats very sweet to me about Hazbin is that people who are born like decades or even centuries apart, who would have never met in life, meet in death and form friendships or fall in love. Its like what if ur best friend was born 50 years after u died? No worries. You'll find each other.

Right!! I haven't been giving updates on the stuff I still had in the works! HEAR MY HOPE SING-A-LONG FOR MN HAZBIN FANS: I wasn't reblogging those 6 days I was away, & that's on me, BUT I got 3 whole responses, 2 of which didn't live in MN. If MN folks need *rest* most rn, I'll respect that.

above all my favorite moments of 5 days in San Francisco, the grand prize winner: [my partner & I were in a "look but don't touch" chain-across-door room in the club] when Angel Dust (me) whipped out the dick in his panties/started jerking it, & one dude let out a "WHUUUGH." & literally RAN AWAY

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

also, the highlight of this whole trip, though in a much quieter way than those other moments: I found THIS BOOK at my favorite vintage bookstore that THANK THE STARS is still there. It's a reprint from the 1960s. written in the late 1950s. And against all odds: this book was written FOR ME.

two days since I got back & I've barely posted yet 'cuz I am aware how insufferable I'm about to be once I DO post but guess who's got two thumbs & got fucked by their partner in a San Francisco sex club not just in cosplay as Angel Dust, BUT ALSO *VINCENT,* on separate nights?? THIS GUYYY ✨️

greetings from 35,000 ft in the air I guess I get wifi on this flight? Cool! I've been in San Francisco for a trip with my partner we'd planned months ago. HOLY ARCEUS did I need this trip, did I need this break for not-The-Horrors I have not checked anything online in a week. what'd I miss 👀✨️

The group Zoom session planned would last four hours. The final edited version of the group sing-a-long would be uploaded to social media, along with links to standwithminnesota.com 's lists of donation links. Cosplay? Encouraged. Face masks/coverings/Zoom handles NOT one's legal names: REQUIRED.

INTEREST CHECK - "Hear My Hope" Hazbin Fans of Minnesota Group Sing-A-Long Zoom Call Please fill this out at your earliest convenience. Let's come together and lift our spirits! Heaven knows we need it, by now. www.surveymonkey.com/r/XL3PY8H #HazbinHotel #Minnesota #Minneapolis #StPaul

Here's a list of businesses to support. #spendthatshit. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Whatever protests you see in Minnesota today, I want you to remember that it’s in -21 F weather and that in spite of that the people are out there

INTEREST CHECK - "Hear My Hope" Hazbin Fans of Minnesota Group Sing-A-Long Zoom Call Please fill this out at your earliest convenience. Let's come together and lift our spirits! Heaven knows we need it, by now. www.surveymonkey.com/r/XL3PY8H #HazbinHotel #Minnesota #Minneapolis #StPaul

I keep logging off, on, off, on again, I know, but I passed the idea by some community organizers, and... Expect details for a group Zoom call of local Hazbin fans/cosplayers to sing "Hear My Hope" that would keep everyone safe, to go up, soon (ie just as soon as I learn how to survey forms)

But when I asked an organizer what they wanted to see out of press coverage, they told me they wanted people to see the beautiful things they are building here, and not just the worst stories of the worst of ICE's crimes. What people are doing here is beautiful. It's a tragic beauty, but a real one

Welcome to Minnesota 🔥💙✊ Source: www.reddit.com/r/TwinCities...

Help Minnesota www.standwithminnesota.com/ Resist anywhere #rapidresponse share.google/0WDY5CcA1nnz... #mutualaid www.mutualaidhub.org/table-of-networks #visibilitybrigade visibilitybrigade.com/group-directory 5calls.org www.nokings.org Indivisible.org fiftyfifty.one/ workingfamilies.org/

I think I should shut up for a while. A whole decade of emotional regulation work I've put in, GONE, in just over a week. I'm so tired of feeling radioactive every time I say anything. I don't mean to be quoting Angel right now, but. You're not safe around me. I'll be around. Just silent. 💗

last night, my partner surprised me with a "chillagram," which is when he takes one of our IRL chillas upstairs to the bedroom and plops him on my face with no warning and that's when Snoozles chose violence got teeny little claw marks all over my face was laughing so hard, I couldn't even be mad