I need to get out of here for a while same name on Discord would appreciate knowing what Vincent smut I'm missing but either way right now I gotta go or I'm not gonna be okay be so so safe, y'all 💗

archiveofourown.org/works/746633... New Meat is COMPLETE I hope y'all have enjoyed me frothing my way through a weeklong Vincent Whittman obsession, making it sad, adding more to make up for it, then ending up making the NEW end EVEN SADDER gonna stop poking at it and lie down now. thanks all 💗

oh god I need to lie face down in a dark room for a while *WILL I?* MAYBE :3

THIS IS BRILLIANT AND YOU SHOULD READ IT AT SOME POINT SO I CAN STOP SHOUTING

[head still in my hands from a couple nights ago] I actually ended the second part of the chapter and it's been done for a WHILE but I don't wanna POST it yet 'cause everybody's gonna get MAD at me 🙃

The more I like you the less normal I am able to act. I was not built to love things by halves.

This goes doubly for queer creators. I guarantee you that even if you have nothing racier going on than longing looks and perhaps holding hands, if you write anything other than straight, gender conforming, and preferably white characters, they WILL come for you too.

I wish there was anywhere safe for artists to go without having to worry about being crucified for having more to bring to the table than the average children's cartoon lol

VOXOPLASMOSIS GANG GO GO GO

anyhow. that's enough internet for this morning back to the tender eel buttsex mines with me horn heart hands to y'all till I get back 💗

The irony of Charlie luring Angel in by accepting him for what he is and then immediately trying to strip him of everything that makes him unique once it better serves her goal 🫩

[me to all my IRL friends this week] so this is my new waifu, I found him in the trash, he's a mediocre white man with glasses who's also a TV, he evolves into monsterfucker bait at Level 45, and he's SUCH a dumbass, just. SO GODDAMN DUMB AND I HATE HIM. we're married now my friends: [nod nod]

I have so much empathy for people using their energy towards being frustrated with dumbshit things people say on the Internet. I was there in the trenches with you, too. For DECADES. weirdly, it was being piranha'd by 4chan twice, when the takes were about ME IN PARTICULAR, that had me stop caring.

And you thiiink that makes you uniiiique? get outta here 🥂💗

my reaction to Vincent nudes (nice) vs my reaction to Vincent in 4 layers of 1950s suit nonsense (!) reminds me of when one hopeful soul solicited me for spicy cosplay photos of them as Bill Cipher, & I had to break it to them that I would only be interested if they were, in fact, a literal triangle

it is 8:15 in the morning. it is too early to get the Mentos of new art of my waifu dumped into the lagoon of Diet Coke that is my brain just, godDAMN sparkling faintly as I complain

the fact they have him dancing WITH A DEAD GUY this is targeted marketing TO ME IN PARTICULAR and it is UNFAIR 🙃 I'm separating what I have to say next into its own post, because my thoughts on this print need to be quarantined SCROLL PAST THE NEXT PART IF YOU DON'T LIKE GROSS

so it was the first day at my new job today, and I was let go after three hrs that's the 2nd job in the last 3wks I've been fired from, DIRECTLY tied to my head injury symptoms getting worse I was seriously trying MY VERY BEST here. at this place AND the dungeon. send. I don't know send something

comparing yourself to other creative people can be helpful. Finding motivation/inspiration. But don't put yourself down because you're not someone else. It's not fair to you, bro. You can achieve your own version of success. Just do your thing. Keep swinging that axe. You're doing great.

The Hellaverese is a light in the dark. The world right now is hostile to weirdos, outcasts, queer people, people society considers unworthy and lesser. The messages of hope, resistance and community, especially found family, in both shows is more powerful than i could imagine Im grateful for it

What made you get into Hazbin Hotel? the way ValAngel is my exact shit and then the robotfucker in me came out and fixated on Vox "I opened the door" "I locked it"

one thing I noticed during my "research" of Brighter: contacts weren't really A Thing in the 1950s, so when Vincent stops wearing glasses, I legit think he can't see from then on. Cue the legions of literally faceless people-shaped silhouettes in his congregation. idk I thought it was a cool touch

Imagine getting to the studio early and going to the bathroom only to see Mr. Vincent Whittman himself sloped over the sink with his hair and clothes askew sweaty after throwing up after another sleepless night ft. way too much alcohol and cocaine. If looks could kill you’d be dead on arrival

literally cannot contain my joy at what my deep dive on eel reproductive systems has found, and what it means for this last chapter of my fanfic messin' around with nonstandard genitalia is BACK ON THE MENU, y'all~ 💖🫀✨️

LRT: love, lust... toMAYto, toMAHto...

The way I fall even deeper in love with him with every art piece 🥰

Ninety-nine per cent of the functioning adult world: Oh, yeah, I love [thing]! Me: I need to love [thing] LOUDER. My love for [thing] must leave a CRATER

reading my old fics is like [fine sentence that makes me feel like i’m reading a normal fic][cringe sentence][typo][sentence so good that idk if i could write something that good now][sentence so annoying i want to throw something at myself][piece of characterization i don’t agree w anymore][typo]

Lot of folks depressed, pissed off, broke, or sick. Be kind if y'all can or at least try not to make it worse if you can't

@lace-hazbin.bsky.social and @pinksartdump.bsky.social and @faeymouse.bsky.social and so many others consistently putting out one banger Vincent masterpiece after another then there's me, 7 chapters deep into a 2-chapter Vincent fic; no idea where it's gonna go, but I'm having the time of my life ✨️

dicing up his single tear with an exacto knife, again and again, into a fine powder, forming it into neat little lines, injecting it directly into my bloodstream, spending the next week crying over the sheer gorgeousness of life itself, that it has brought me to this moment y'all. I'm not okay

anyhow Vox demanding Ethan creampie right into his gill ports, because just getting *regular* choked to completion is getting boring none of those words are in the Bible BUT YOU *KNOW* HE WOULD

[me to all my IRL friends this week] so this is my new waifu, I found him in the trash, he's a mediocre white man with glasses who's also a TV, he evolves into monsterfucker bait at Level 45, and he's SUCH a dumbass, just. SO GODDAMN DUMB AND I HATE HIM. we're married now my friends: [nod nod]

Me: in my booth w/back turned, on the phone w/a friend, raving about how messy the aftermath of fucking Vox's gill ports would be Pizza place clerk: [siiilently reaches to place my slice plate in front of me] Me: Her: Me: Her: Vox from Hazbin Hotel? Me: ...yeah Her: oh yeah that guy's a freak

[hands trembling at the sides of my phone screen as a single tears wells up in my eye] why can't I reblog this HARDER (also I am SO DELIGHTED to have hiveminded with someone on his initial first few seconds, omg)

Okay, for those who wanted a proper Part 2 to my last comic, I oblige with a short, unapologetically thirst-trappy follow-up where he discovers he has gills. #hazbinhotel #vox #pastvox

I haven’t been sane in weeks

this Vincent fic I've been pounding away on is 100% thanks to @faeymouse.bsky.social musing "What if he only kills guys he's crushing on?" I saw that, and my brain went blurry at the edges like I'd just heard the Manchurian Candidate activation code words woke up and I had 5 chapters posted to Ao3

truly glad I was able to process and heal the rest of my past/re-learn to love the Angel Dust parts of myself, over the course of S1 so I could reveal my true form to y'all in S2: someone here to joyfully project a piss voyeur fetish on every dark-haired man w/glasses within a 100 mile radius 💗

I keep thinking of that post someone made that said "'Brighter" is PERFECT and I need it to be four hours longer" I could not agree more 👀✨️ need to hear Vox modulating up those keys for like. nine whole octaves

What I find fascinating about #HazbinHotel 's Overlords is how so many of them are corruptions of humanity's own inventions-- our best qualities. Love becomes Porn. Security? Surveillance. Community? Social Media. Tools? Weapons. Play? Gambling. ...and then there’s just. a dinosaur. 🙃 wtf, Zeezi

THREE CHAPTERS IN THREE DAYS THANK YOU, HUMAN VOX, YOU FUCKING LEGEND OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MURDER MAN~~ (and thanks to @lexipop398.bsky.social for that spot-on description of Vincent) 💗 archiveofourown.org/works/746633... [This chapter: now with 100% less rape, and 50% more Ethan/Vox's assistant!]

I've long known I have two Types: 1.) lumbering eldritch horror with a glitched-out voice who could end me utterly 2.) basically Steven Colbert but evil and I was NOT expecting to get served BOTH in the same WEEK much less with the same CHARACTER I'm still not okay (this is not a complaint) 👀✨️

I *AM* THE PUMPKIN KING!!! HAHAHAHA~~ is *exactly* how it feels to start your first fanfic after being dry for two years, btw

New Meat - Chapter 1 just posted! pssspspss c'mere NSFW Vincent Whittman fans, I know you're out there, come see the first part where your boy gets demolished~ archiveofourown.org/works/74663341

okay so has anyone already written a fic where closeted 50s Vincent Whittman trades sexual favors as a foot in the door for all those positions at the network, or do I have to write one myself [NOTE for folks who've only seen me in the Hazbin fandom: this should be taken as a threat]

i swear i'm gonna explode if they don't address the valangel FEELINGS next season. val is an evil monster, yes, and angel is utterly fucked up from the abuse, yes, but please for the love of god don't leave it as this one dimensional thing. it never is.

editing Chapter 3 of the Benzie comic script, and it's bittersweet that I got Val so in-character that I might have to do some editing to his dialogue in the comic, so folks don't think I'm just lifting exactly what he said in Season 2 X3

CLAWING AT THE AIR IN FRONT OF MY FACE HOW DARE YOU (plz don't stop, that was not a complaint)