two ideas that will make the next metroid game a billion seller: 1. let samus have a girlfriend 2. let one of her powers be that she turns into goo

do not forget: egg friday

Out of Words, a stop-motion 2 player co-op adventure game, is coming to PS5, Switch 2, Xbox, and PC in 2026. Really, you've gotta thank Hazelight for this sort of game happening again. #TheGameAwards

alexa play 'bring me to life' loud

update complete, enabling third testicle.

it's okay that we're not in love, it's okay that we're not enough, spinning 'round a dying sun, just like everyone

a ‘don draper-esque’ with bloodshot eyes that twitch under oppressive flourescent lighting, lies in the foetal position on his office floor. he slowly brings a tape recorder up to his cracked lips. it is already recording: “business idea 4835… the ‘snag git’… i’m snagging it, i’m the snag git etc… “

going to be straight with you chat, things are not going well.

i just think junker queen is neat 😌

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDhF... god this is great

i can feel my flebinoids stirring - it's almost time i lay my 'christmas egg'

fizzledaw the goblin has put a ring inside a rock

the name's haribo jones and i'm a little bitch

little bobert gunt and his unusual head size

😌

& i need you more than want you, & i want you for all time

heck yeah, ‘boobs’.

Stay safe, stay strong, stay beautiful 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #illustration #transawarenessmonth

huge michael rooker.

i got a little sentimental watching you fall asleep

ms suzuki prune says: please stop donating to my father's gofundme he's already bought 7 robot wives it's destroying our family

dunno how anyone could be homophobic in 2025 that big yellow idiot is really funny 🤣 doi! why you little! 🤣

somebody help! todney boswick's fallen down a great big pie hole!

it's almost criminal that the word 'doily' exists and is real

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tw2... thinking about this

beginning to regret all those DMs i sent sydney sweeney

on.soundcloud.com/7C5izntjMCdN... not new but i still quite like this one

leggo kruster

taylor swift during brat summer

wint and 'dril'... ? same person?

i love art! i love when people draw things and whatnot!

me & who

but your honour i love her

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

the druddersford onion - ‘peeling back the layers of truth, and democracy!’

wagamamas when someone makes a delivery order and thus they have to prepare everything to be ready at the same time: 😱😱😱

if i told you there was a murder mystery game and showed you this screenshot you'd probably assume that - - this is dracula - and that dracula is the culprit but no thats the detective

spronten's classic egg glaze, it'll make you say 'ey by gum - what a wet egg!'

Don't forget to push down your Chewing Meats with an entire tin of Brunson Lodge Very Fine Health Seltzer. The tickling from within is just us saying 'Hello how do you do?'

just a huge fat fuck-up tbqh.

this is so true

rodney pudding's 'drizzle machine'

rodney pudding

reminder that the 10th anniversary of E*MO*TION dropped friday. hope that makes your monday better

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.