going to be absolutely normal about her.

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

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get it right

anyone want my old keyboard it's absolutely caked in cromp and scruppity-bits. absolutely hideous.

got a new keyboard today so let's just say i'll no longer be dictating my bleets to my rat servant anymore

me? i don't go anywhere without my bofrinns. 👍 pendleton snuttley's pork bofrinns - 'if it ain't made of 39% pig fingers, it ain't bofrinns'.

i need every single one of those pathetic worms to feel utterly and completely hopeless.

great british jack off

worse than worms in the dirt

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

crying over crisp packets rn

A Nazi (2026)

people think i'm ultra sexy but i'm a nerd inside

listening to puddle of mudd whilst punching myself in the cock and balls

Vagrant Story (PS1) (2000) 1/2

Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop

whew, check out the dokney cloppers on that 🥵

If you want a powerful image of normal people standing up against nazis, Sweden has one for you

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

Oh my god this lady rules. I love this. Just make fun of these poseurs.

I drew for myself a little gremlinny goblin.

Big Hops tomorrow

buttsy the cat: what could PAWGsibly go wrong?

They've arrested 29 people protesting murder. They've arrested 0 murderers. They care more about property damage than murder. As they always have.

hoping those ice numbers get a bit bigger

'The company insisted that its monopolistic control of what users could install on their phones was essential to create a walled garden where it could protect children from unsafe content.' www.theverge.com/policy/85990...

liposuction? yeah i be suctioning your lips o(ff) with my amazing kisses

walkin' in the room like big thumbo

going to have a sex dream about rupert crumble

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

videogames graphics should have stopped at this

i don’t like 2026.

jkust fed my newborn a Wendys ChodeBurger & Pork Fries and now they wont stop farting @wendys #YourBeefYourProblem

I hope 2026 is kind to us all

Morning y'all! It's Malcolm Lanzarote of Lanzarote's Meat & Ass Gentlemen Clubs here. Whenever I'm feeling the burn of an all night blender, I reach for the one thing that balms the soul - Brunson Lodge Very Fine Health Seltzer. Brunson Lodge - It's got the Buttman's Approval! 👍

skeleton's list of the year 1. this list (skeleton's list of the year) skeleton's game of the year 1. expedition 33 i guess skeleton's game he hated and was bad at but everyone else loved of the year 1. blue prince

cor, got me niffins in a twust!

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

this is my favourite picture of anything/anyone ever

i'm a terrible person to bring along to the cinema because regardless of film i'm always shouting 'where's pam grier?!' and throwing my popcorn