Merry Christmas everyone who is over here and not over there 🎄🫶🏼

what time does that girl i like wake up?

ok, i don’t have long i just came to check on you really quick fuck they know, ok gotta go back now bye for now 😘

i just came over here to tell those of you who left over there, not to worry i’m high

quick before they notice i’m gone, i hope you’re all enjoying your Humping Day *ok, i gotta go back now before i get in trouble 😘

buenos dias bluesky

everyone ok over here? good i’ll check on you again tomorrow

i don’t want to work tomorrow, i’m going to but i don’t want to

If I’m nice enough to bring you coffee in bed, don’t be rude and ask how I got into your house.

i’m really just giving y’all some time before i fuck up this app too

i like over here because no one knows me

i won’t be going to church today but i will be doing a bunch of drugs same same

yes there are such things as stupid questions so don’t be stupid

passion, the precipice of madness and devotion.

I’m not avoiding reality but I am

the coffee & weed thing again

If you made no effort to talk to me, then you don't have any right to miss me.

we can try again tomorrow

i post with my pinky out here

over here i’m a catfish too

i like how we’re all over here just behaving *i be like, i know who you fuckers are

i’m not talking about weed or whatever it is i talk about over there over here so… fucking weather, right 🤷🏻‍♂️

just me wishing I was enough... again

it's not just what I feel for you, it's also what I don't feel for anyone but you.

If you feel like you are missing something from your life it’s probably me.

Without coffee, I’d forget how to blink.

good morning beautiful

i only come here to hide from my tc, you motherfuckers better not rat me out

🌊

on this app i don’t even smoke weed

For my next trick watch me catch feelings for the wrong MF

you >>> anyone else

don’t tell people here about the shit i do over there, i want them to like me here

it doesn’t matter if we’re over here, i still think you’re all catfish

i’m high here, i’m high there

how’s the drugs over here?

holy shit, this place is still here?

smoking joints until i find the one that solves all my problems

I still have an hour and twenty minutes left, I think I can probably do the twenty minutes part

I’m making up jobs for all the people stuck in traffic with me based off their cars and how dirty they are 🤷🏻‍♂️

I should have just turned the car around and stayed home

Monday morning coffee is the real MVP

I already don’t wanna work tomorrow but I’ll probably go because I like eating

Well fuck, it’s still not Friday

i feel like a steak dinner would hit the spot 🤔

most days i forget i even have this app

I already want tacos

today kinda sucks, like not a lot a lot but kinda