Idk if im making it up or there’s a joke in this😭😭😭😭😭

It was 80 degrees in Florida today??????

I love to wait until the very last possible minute to pack :)

Stop trying to give me store credit for anything that was the store’s fault. It shouldn’t even be a question?! Don’t ask me for my resume just to follow up with the same required questions on the applications! For the love of god, please stop using AI to assess said applications!!

Ok but the gta creator dying in a car crash is.. something

Polluting the blood lines

I dread going back to atl

The dentist scene And I guess I gotta say the wooden logs ona truck bc I’m very affected by that

Fuck u & them

AI Customer Service support AI party flyers Me not having a job Littering… quit it! Donald Jackass Trump.. need him GONE

Everything doesn’t need an app Bring back customer service representatives. I don’t want to talk to your AI chatbot! No, I don’t want to leave a review.

MALICE. BIRDS DONT SING. I’M NOT OVER IT.

Why the new niggas don’t got Adams apples

And I oop!

share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it...

We gotta boycott the fuck outta Ben & Jerry’s bc of the new owners smh

Rewatching True Blood

If you’re going to have cutesy names for your dipping sauces, LIST THE DAMN INGREDIENTS! Who or what is Buffy Sumers? Undisputed? I am way too hangry for this!

Omg I just re watched the video of when kamilla cardoso pushed Flau’jae & her brother jumped on the damn court😭😭😭 I forgot about that. Omg.

LMAAAOOOOO WAIT Why did Stacey give Wendy’s daughter a plate with the American flag on it, the baby gon say “a Donald Trump plate” LFMDKAOOAOOOO then when Stacey said, “well it’s an American flag” she said “it’s the same thing” na im cracking upppp she’s only 5😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Aawwwwwww you bitch

I’m not gon lie….. it would be real funny if ICE arrested Nicki

Happy Birthday to actress BernNadette Stanis 🎬🥳🥂

Ummm, do any of the #barbs wanna talk about it? Nicki lost her fucking mind #nickiminaj

Na if u was still following them folks in ‘25, you got some internal issues to solve.

Pls spare me.

CHAN. TÉ. MOORE. SINGS. DOWN!

I’m bout to make a rule… and it’s gon be just stop having conversations with men. I can’t do it. It’s like every time I have a real conversation, even platonically, you niggas brains is beans. Mf slower than parked cars.

Yall still gonna defend this woman orrrrrr?

And this is why I won’t settle

dj moore wearing a cheese grater after tearing apart the packers is so Sports™️

Let me show you what you're missin' every day, yeah (Oh) Once I get you, you ain't never gonna walk away, yeah See, I got more than just some good dick and some money You should be here, you should be here ('Cause I don't like bein' lonely) #JobberFreeRadio

Damn I just read that smoking significantly worsens acid reflux …………. A bitch can’t do shit. My goodness.

This is loud.

Yea y’all were right. Tim Curry did his biggest one in RHPS. And he really had them heels on whole time?! Bravo fr. Great acting & the makeup was tea.

Omg then this Vicks vapor rub on my chest on top of the heartburn. I will jump right now. There is a bridge 3 seconds away from me dammit.

Just breathing gives me fucking heartburn Can I please catch a break. Damn. Got all the flu symptoms plus acid reflux. Why? Why! Pls I’m miserable and also ain’t even got no food fr so I’m kinda hungry. Pls…. I can’t😭😭 lemme just go to sleep I guess

The round doorknob, called the locking doorknob, was invented by a Black person: Osborne Dorsey 1878

Officially winter I guess

He luuuuvs this move 🤣

His first or second one?

LLLLLAAAAAAAWWWDDDDD I GOT SOME THINGS I NEED TO SAAAAAYYY

I just found out there's a stranger things riddim so obsessed with that

Our condolences.

Ok but let’s talking about Anthony Joshua’s body omg he is biiiiiiig

Aside from that nigga being obviously gay… what straight man names himself messy maj? Like come on.

Oh yall is freaky

Hang this shot in the damn MOMA...

This is a fact.

A friend hooked them up. A friend should have NEVER hooked them up. Cuz now I’m 31 no job hella bills. Did not ask for this thank u.