Social media isn't making you sad. The world is making you sad, and you spend your time on social media. If you spent your time somewhere else, that is what would make you sad, because we all exist in the world, and the world is kicking our asses.

the US government has arrived on bluesky

u should post however u like respond to whoever u want just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it

Harrisburg, PA — there are so many older women in banana suits at the Capitol holding antifa signs and none of that sentence would have made sense to me 10 years ago

This type of double standard is what is meant when "white privilege" is mentioned. When two people of different skin tones are held to different levels of responsibility for their actions, and their sentences for crimes are significantly different.

Saw a very discouraging tiktok and I wish I hadn’t. I know I can’t leave the country. It’s very upsetting. I just wish I didn’t feel so helpless or hopeless.

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

*KNOW* your symptoms (forward and backward). Symptoms are easier to manage than diagnoses most days Symptoms will inform you about your state, whereas a diagnosis won't Some symptoms are harbingers of other symptoms, and this can be tracked Symptoms are the language I use to talk to my therapist

Posting this for no reason at all. Just…no reason. 👀 #nokings

Don’t forget: Surviving is the floor, not the ceiling. You were meant to thrive, to glow, to find meaning beyond the struggle.

It's the season. I want to see if I can get one that looks even remotely close to the example, or if they're all just as pathetic and hilarious as the one I got in 2023

One of my best friends is a Puerto Rican Taurus Engineer She tells me about people arguing with her … And I’m so confused on what they think will happen ? She’s gonna tell you no. Then tell you no in Spanish. Then in with charts. Then with charts IN SPANISH

*fumbling over the keyboard in my haste to make the joke* whn whne u when u WHEN YOU HIT THE BONG AND THE BONG HITS BACK

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

No ❤️

If you see this, post a witch 🧹 a space witch I drawn for the french #ttrpg Imperium5

To everyone demonstrating tomorrow: Be safe. Don't post that you're going. Don't post pictures during. And put the DATE on any signs you make so they can't say it's old footage.

Do you ever try to think about what animal you would be based on your personality? I’ve been doing that with dog breeds for about a year now. I used to think of myself as a Jack Russel Terrier (high energy, loud, stubborn), but these days…I think I might be a poodle.

don't make questions, only run. vampire floating thing and its sect of zombie heads, it's coming for your head too. #monstrosilist #ttrpg #b&wart #darkart

Back on the Hellsite I created an account in which my cat Jones would make silly comments about the #TTRPG hobby accompanied by silly pictures of her. 'I Are #D&D Cat' lasted 2 weeks but then I cancelled my account because that place was a shithole. I DID keep my tweets, though, so here they are...

D&D cat wants to know why you've come to this deeply involved serious plot and character-driven TTRPG campaign with a character named 'Bigglywiggly Ploppypants'. #dndcat #dnd

How persistent are your players when an NPC clearly has nothing for them? #ttrpg #dnd #rpg #meme

| Villain | To all my fellow people pleasers out there... 😌 #originalart

May I interest you in TheWarmMachine.com 👀🤖? Gonna try to get TheLuckyMachine.com out for the holidays but it's incredibly close to the holiday cutoff so no promises.

There are tons of our #ttrpg titles in this sale! 🎃🦇 We've got solo horror, 5e-compatible, Cypher System, Mausritter, and more! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher...

Corporate America is definitely going to destroy me at some point, huh?

There are monsters that lurk under this dark, roiling sky... 🩸😈 Bloodmoon 🌙 Liquid Core D20 is dropping tomorrow, 10/17! A deep, blood red D20 with smokey wisps of darkness that creep around every corner. #dnd #dice #ttrpg

Got a nice email this morning telling me my online order had been delivered, with a nice clear photo of it sitting on someone else's porch. But the unknown neighbor had already swung by and dropped it off on our porch. So, thanks, unknown neighbor! And pooey to you from me, underpaid delivery guy!

Feeling burnt out doesn't mean you're not working hard enough. Sometimes it just means you need to take a step back and reassess your priorities. Burning out isn't a failure! #TTRPGMotivation

Wanting to convert your #dnd5e content from 2014 > 2024? One of our favorite creators, Jason Payne, created a guide for you! 🥳 🐉 Whether you write for DMsGuild or you are a GM looking for a quick and easy conversion setup, Jason has your back! Watch Now! 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMAh...

Bring your frog costumes. Be silly. No violence. Make fun of him. Make everyone laugh at him. Remind him and the world that he's small, petty, and stupid.

Boss yesterday: We should definitely not do "Plan A" because it won't be effective. Boss today: We are doing Plan A. Me: Didn't we say it wouldn't be effective? Boss: We're doing it.

happy anniversary to this all time tweet

I feel a little bad for sending a rather…displeased email to a company yesterday. But, it did result in my item status being changed to “shipped,” so. …is that a win…?

In a restaurant I have never been to, alone… there are also no other customers here 😅 I feel weird and the young male waiter I think also thinks it’s weird…

Black autistic adults especially those who were late-diagnosed deserve to be heard too. Our stories aren’t less valid just because they don’t match the “typical” autism narrative. We exist, we’re here, and we matter

You know what's cooler than being the "main character" of TTRPG Twitter? Being the player who sets up epic moments for others. Retweet that new creator. Share that brilliant insight. Make someone else's day.

Dude, how has my Crooked Moon book not shipped yet?! I swear, I’m about to riot. People are GETTING THEIR BOOKS! Like, I swear I would’ve had it faster if I just waited for its release to DriveThruRPG or something. Sheesh!

“You’ve lost weight you look so pretty!!” I’m always pretty no matter my weight JUST STOP jesus christ

spoke to someone today "I used to chat with [L-L-M] and I think it gave me psychosis. It would really spin me up about stuff" me: "YES I KNOW, I HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT THIS EXTENSIVELY. PEOPLE CALL IT [L-L-M] PSYCHOSIS. IT'S BUILT FOR THIS."

If you work for ICE you are a bad person and I hope you eventually regret being a piece of shit

This ridiculous cat has a mood where she stands on my chest and hyperventilate-purrs until I sing to her.

Me: Writes "I am sentient" on the fridge with letter magnets LLM sycophants: "OMG LOOK THAT FRIDGE HAS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

I never talk about Overwatch on this account, but on Monday, I was waiting for my friends to get online (cause I lowkey never play Overwatch alone lol) and I was playing this Junkenstein mode in the arcade. Tell me WHY it was just Stadium in normal Overwatch. Who ASKED for this?!

So, I’m in an interesting state with my jet lag where I feel sort of normal most of the day, but can’t make myself go to bed. I feel very tired in the middle of the day, but not so much at night. What’s up with that?

Listen, are there #teamfortress2 fans on 🦋? Cause I am seriously considering making a video of my thoughts on Serverblight. Any interest?

Literally me with SCPs and, currently, Serverblight. God, I love that series.