Predictable #Oscars cartoon.

My sources say it was former president John Barron

@joshsimonsmp.bsky.social @mayorofgm.bsky.social

Hoping to see a fish and be able to ring the bell.. northwestbylines.co.uk/environment/...

Wasn't Winston Churchill that person who started the ECHR which Reform thinks is terrible? Can't have your cake AND eat it Matt.

On International Women’s Day, Bylines Network invites you to celebrate the women who make the Network successful, here is the story of the North West editor-in-chief.  | Gemma Gould

War drums, incel jargon and Melania at the UN, Week 55 suggests Earth’s leadership may be one group chat away from total absurdity northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...

A sombre insight into the exhausting and lonely daily reality of looking after a parent suffering from dementia | Anna Schurer

No change yet in the situation. #FreeLarryTheCat

Eminent Victorians #MedicalMisogyny #LongCovid #InternationalWomensDay #CovidDayOfReflection Still this, today.

The nation's feline overlord @number10cat.bsky.social has been in jail on the dark side previous known as Twitter for three weeks now. Free Larry! Nobody has the right to silence him. Even my Martian friend @xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social is very unhappy about this development.

How the Greens built a win from the ground up in Gorton and Denton By @noahbronline.bsky.social northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/how...

Every year in spring, a lovely side of humanity shows in the form of a fish doorbell in Utrecht, Netherlands, but what is it and what does it do?  | Anna Schurer

have you SEEN how much £££ @everydoctor.org.uk have identified is need for #URGENT #REPAIRS to our #NHS compared to how much £££ is being paid out in #Investor-Dividends??? 😳😲🤯😡😡😡

Reform UK's Gorton and Denton candidate Matt Goodwin holds a visiting professorship at a university centre allied with at least five ‘race science’-linked organisations including the front publication of a rebranded Nazi eugenics foundation - a network whose central figures he has defended and promo

Another poor Reform politician sadly having been "misquoted" Who would have thought it.

Have children young, penalise those who don’t, ignore the housing crisis, no further education but babies for women – a dystopian future? | Peter Sagar

A top Reform figure in Merseyside has defended calling deputy Prime Minister David Lammy “re*****d and a “pygmy”. | LDRS Press release

Is Reform candidate Matt Goodwin a good fit for Gorton and Denton, an area with a diverse population? | Gemma Gould

RIP Leila Shahid. A formidable woman. punchng.com/palestines-f...

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country? Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

He 'apologized to all those “who feel deeply uncomfortable.”' That's all right than, we will stop feeling uncomfortable. www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...

Too right they can

Good evening carbon based calamities ! I’m back once again like a renegade master to try and deliver some form of Martian logic to this thing you keep insisting on calling politics but looks more like an interpretive dance performed on the wing of a plane in a hurricane. Shall we dive right in ? 👽

Adam, a boy born with fused fingers, dreams of getting the surgery that could change everything, but that’s hard when growing up in Gaza | Jennie Kermode

So Mars has Lucy the cow (who jumped over the moon and landed on Mars) and now lunar haggis and a penguin Gonna get busy there!

And Billy Bragg youtu.be/IKOW2ZikGW8?...

The Boss youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...

The most audacious territorial acquisition plan you've never heard of... The bigliest, the bestliest denmarkification.com

ICE showes up in Minneapolis, and next thing you know a mother of three is dead. How can people deal with that? One resident reaches out | Mni Polis Civis

Radioactive radium-226 and benzo(a)pyrene, but even so planning permission was put in for up to 2,000 homes and a school | LDRS Press Release

Protect your hands (and eyes) when handling fireworks! And keep fireworks away from children and pets at ALL times.

Seasonal greetings carbon based calamities ! I just experienced my first Christmas and well… it’s probably best if you just read how it went 🎄👽 @northwestbylines.co.uk

Tyldesley residents are demanding greater transparency in the planning permission that greenlighted a huge warehouse development | Harrison Budak

A delve into the history of Wigan, a town that was once richer than Liverpool and Manchester | LDRS Press release

Oh dear. Naughty Grzz'lax! And the mince pie thing will ring a bell with many non-British people, I never got over the idea that something was wrong with the things and atill don't like them. northwestbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/a-...

Greetings to my favourite carbon based calamities !!!! It is I, Xylb’tok your favourite Martian back again beer in hand popcorn at the ready to give you my takedown on whatever it is you guys think you are doing down there. No seriously of what ARE you doing down there?! Let us proceed 👽

Harrowing reading, and so brave of Calleigh to share this with us. Far too often do women not know how to talk about sexual violence like this. That man should be so ashamed. But he probably just got on with his life.

Greetings once again carbon based drama lllama ding dongs! I cast my gaze once again to your carnival of chaos you call politics. Strap in friends this I bumpier than the Musk/Donny breakup 😏👽 👇🏻

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Tweet of the evening.

Greetings Earthlings from Mars where miraculously we’ve managed another week of not calling a female reporter a derogatory name because unlike some people we don’t have serious overcompensation issues or fragile masculine egos 😏 👽 Shall we? 👇🏻 @northwestbylines.co.uk

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Greetings carbon based life forms! I really hope you have stocked up on popcorn and drinks because this is a doozy Strap yourself in @northwestbylines.co.uk

Thankyou Judy Copage for everything you have done for us over your time as Central Bylines Editor in Chief, but today we welcome our new EiC Gemma Gould. Judy remains an ever valuable part of our editors team and indeed our editor training programme. @copagej.bsky.social @gemmagould.bsky.social

BYLINES NETWORK SPECIAL For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard. Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen. Read it at sussexbylines.co.uk & bit.ly/LegalAbyss

Anna Schurer recalls two memories that make Remembrance Day in the North West extra poignant for her | Anna Schurer

Trans and cis people united in a heartwarming display of kindness outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November  | Sophie Molly