Thankyou Judy Copage for everything you have done for us over your time as Central Bylines Editor in Chief, but today we welcome our new EiC Gemma Gould. Judy remains an ever valuable part of our editors team and indeed our editor training programme. @copagej.bsky.social @gemmagould.bsky.social

BYLINES NETWORK SPECIAL For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard. Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen. Read it at sussexbylines.co.uk & bit.ly/LegalAbyss

Anna Schurer recalls two memories that make Remembrance Day in the North West extra poignant for her | Anna Schurer

Trans and cis people united in a heartwarming display of kindness outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November  | Sophie Molly

Since the May elections Reform UK Ltd has lost (resigned, fired, left the party) 36 councillors at least. At an average cost of £25,000 per by-election that means they have cost the country £900,000 What a waste of money, how many schoolmeals would that buy for hungry children?

Is it possible for the US to set tariffs on New York? Asking for a... well, not exactly a friend

Greetings Earthlings! This message has been buffering for two solar cycles nearly. Martian dust storm seems to have knocked out one of our antennas Anyway let’s get down to the business of your tragicomedy that is playing out right now Oh and remember the star shape goes in the star hole 😏👽

The next missive from our Martian Correspondent. No time to sleep on Mars! @xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social Tariffs over adverts, magnets on carriers, Grokipedia rewriting reality and a Nuclear Peace Prize application, Earth’s comedy of errors continues northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...

I'm deceased. Basically the German manufacturers decided to capitalise on the fact their kit was successfully used to rob the Louvre in Paris. 😆💀

The Martian has dropped a surprise transmission on the #NoKings protests

Dear America Happy #NoKings Day! Take it from us up here there is nothing more American than opposing a mad king Let’s go the Frog Rebellion 🐸

From tariffed peace to tantrums over Time covers, Earth’s leaders outdo themselves again in vanity, chaos and cosmic absurdity Written especially for us Earthlings by @xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/opi...

Greetings carbon based drama llamas ! I’m back once again with a cocktail and popcorn to try and make some sense of this political farce you have going on down there. This week has been wild. Grab a drink and strap in it’s gonna get bumpy 👽 @northwestbylines.co.uk

Normal? Not me. That would be an insult, being called 'normal'

Greetings carbon based calamities! What a week it’s been. Generals LOTS!!!! President BAD!!!!! Leadership TERRIBLE!!!! AI Videos FASHY!!!! Someone hold my beer 👽

From his weekend, until October 5th The Nottingham Goose Fair at the Forest Recreation Ground, with a SEND session every Sunday. Fun for the children, great food, worth going if you are in the area! Read my review from last year here: @centralbylines.co.uk centralbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/fe...

Why doesn't he start with digital ID cards for all those with Settled Status, we have been asking the government for that for years. Would be much better than 'online status only' and relying on the often malfunctioning Home Office computers.

Fuel poverty is a reality for many households. And this is critical because a cold house can cause ill health and social marginalisation.

From UN rants to elbowed Canadians,and Disney’s climbdown to phantom wars, Planet Earth proves chaos is apparently a leadership strategy northwestbylines.co.uk/business/ear...

Marcus Ryder is a huge figure in the factual news world and has a new book, with Sir Lenny Henry, The Big Payback talks about Reparations to address the legacy of slavery. He chats with @benjitoon.bsky.social and @annesjoukje.bsky.social about the book and his experiences. tinyurl.com/Bynetpod

Another big step towards understanding the condition and maybe a cure. www.prnewswire.com/news-release...

Lawsuits HUGE!!! The FAKEST numbers!!!! Protests BIGLY!!! This week your absurdity is crazier than a Martian dust storm Fear not carbon life forms I am here to digest your ever increasingly unhinged behaviour. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!! 👽😏

*taps mic* is this thing on ?! Greetings Earthlings! I’m back once again to attempt to make sense of whatever is going on down there. Grab your popcorn we have rock shock, ambassadors getting yeeted and of course President Clementina is being fashy THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Of course we all believe this twist! Humble Trump tried to save those girls. Yeah right. Heard it all now. Those two words fo not beling in the same sentence even, humble and Trump. NOTHING HUMBLE ABOUT THE GUY

Love this Martian. "At least felines bring poise, mystery, and the occasional dead mouse"

Brilliant article this! Made me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Painted St George crosses on roundabouts – honestly, where are our British standards for honouring the dragonslayer? centralbylines.co.uk/opinion/thes...

I love old texts like that

Today is the 80th anniversary of the final end of world war two. Eighty years since my great grandmother, great uncle, aunt, and cousins were freed from the camps run by the Japanese and started the long road back to recovery.

Fucking hell someone better alert Lowe 😳

Know the facts! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 Dispelling harmful misinformation about M&S 'trans' bra fitting row share.google/6fjNBBTZ4xcu...

Karma is a bitch I am a veterinarian I love bitches www.lbc.co.uk/world-news/b...

Big Breakfast’s slogan that breakfast is the most important meal is now universally accepted by nutritionists and doctors – but not by me | Anna Schurer northwestbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/fo...

Smart! Raven loves winning Tic Tac Toe.

Is he threatening to jump? Maybe it's a cry for help? Did he use the safe word?

A flying ring killed a seal I saw – now I’m campaigning to stop them being sold .. Our youngest journalist, Amaya Edwards, explains

Regarded as the world’s fastest birds, they are capable of reaching speeds of up to 200mph (320km/h) when diving to catch their prey.

☠️ Lead poisoning kills an estimated 50,000-100,000 waterbirds annually in the UK. Many more birds are poisoned, but not killed.

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I was wondering if Martians play golf @xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social But look here, humans are already planning a golf course on Mars in the future! captaingames.itch.io/golf-on-mars

Please spare a thought for poor William and Charlotte who had to work the weekend, and had to see the Lionesses beat Spain.

Well well well. What Would @xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social Say? Musk plans to take a million people to Mars, but Keir Starmer’s government rejects Musk claiming Mars for an independent Martian colony | Mike Brady northwestbylines.co.uk/politics/wou...

Good news! The videos of the 2025 Conference presentations are now online. Check them out! #Dupuytren #Ledderhose #Peyronie dupuytrensymposium.org/scientific-p...

Greetings Earthlings ! I’m fresh off my much needed vacation and all I can say is what the Deimos is going on down there ?! Please we are begging you seek therapy for the sake of the galaxy Strap in and let’s digest your latest soap opera shall we? 👽

Honestly Xylby, what was Mars playing at? Letting an asteroid hit your planet and sling a part of it (okay, a small rock) towards Earth to land in a desert here? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Right, scrapped Thanet off my list of places to visit sometime. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

At the recent Dupuytren Conference our charity was represented by Prof Furniss, Prof Ralph and Anna Schurer. Each of them gave a presentation. Anna's presentation can be read here: dupuytrens-society.org.uk/patient-path...

Our website had 8,700 visitors over the last month. That tells you something about how many people want more information on these diseases! dupuytrens-society.org.uk